Results for: love is a lie
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So You’re Gay Now: Interview With My Childhood Best Friend, Iah
I can’t think of sixth grade without thinking of Iah. She was the friend I could never quite believe I had: smart, outspoken, well-liked across all social groups. Naturally, I always wondered what became of her.
Imagine my delight when the answer turned out to be “gay rabbi in Ohio.” -
The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 42, January 2018
i don’t claim most of the dude bro lesbians in nyc who used to be shitty to me at the bar cause i have long hair
BUT YOU KNOW I AM NOT EVEN THAT MAD ABOUT THEM I HOPE THEY GREW UP AND GOT BETTER -
A+ Roundtable: What Makes You Good In Bed?
“I’m a Scorpio, this is kind of what we… do.”
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 38, August 2017
“guys do you think i’ll ever have sex in a penthouse with floor to ceiling windows and a view
like while i’m still young enough to be bendy” -
The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 37, July 2017
“Her dreams are just real nights at lesbian bars
And then she wakes up covered in a man
Wish I didn’t relate so much” -
The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 34, April 2017
“i feel like one of the best parts of getting older is learning new and surprising things about yourself, like how hot older slytherin women are”
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Some Answers to Some Things You’ve Been Asking Us #13
“i wish there were more bloody lesbians in the world so that i never had to get into ridiculous situations like this.”
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Interview With My Ex-Girlfriend: Meg
“I think I took on a lot more of that than I should have because I was already so prone to believe that I was crazy. That’s only half your fault.”
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Masturbation Month and Beyond: A Staff Survey Experience
May is Masturbation Month! Here’s how the AS staff does it, featuring first time stories, all the weird places we’ve masturbated, how we feel about that and more.
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Some Answers to Some Things You’ve Been Asking Us #14
“I am so glad I joined A+ (even though it led to me drinking literal vodka water)”
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A Guide To Falling In Love For Hopeless Fools Who Can’t Read Maps
“You’re at a party; you’re on vacation; it’s your lunch break. You feel good, or maybe just bored, or maybe a little reckless, and you scan the room, the beach, the restaurant. You stop scanning. And she winks, or he grins, or they realize you caught them staring and blush awkwardly at their own feet for a thousand years, and when they finally look back up, that’s it.”
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 31, January 2017
“isn’t anyone going to speak out against rachel for saying all men should be castrated and set on fire ???????”
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 33, March 2017
NOT TWEE NORDIC LESBIANS
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 30, December 2016
“Do you think Putin is upset that we did not include “Vladimir” in this list? It is a pretty lesbian name.”
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 20, February 2016
“I made dinner and our entire website fell apart”
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 29, November 2016
“When I send my Macbook out to sea, do you think I should say “Go with God, Crispy” like Maggie Smith does in “Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit,” or “Boom, Mr. Longbottom!” like Maggie Smith does in “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2″?”
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Some Answers to Some Things You’ve Been Asking Us #11
We discuss funny reviews of menstrual cups, processing election feelings, gender neutral terms your niece or nephew can call you, our Myers-Briggs personality types and more!
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Interview With My Ex-Girlfriend: Marni
“Even though we broke up for all the reasons, then you see the person you were with and are like, “you wouldn’t do that thing with me, but you’re doing it now, so maybe it wasn’t the thing… it was me.”
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue Sixteen, October 2015
“I woke up to 57,000 emails reminding a user to resubscribe”
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The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 22, April 2016
“it’s amazing how much more grownup writing a column on the internet makes you seem.”