NSFW Lesbosexy Sunday Is Doing It In The Road

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+ These terrible sex tips are for heterosexual men, but due to the fact that like heterosexual men, lesbians have sex with females, some of them are relevant to your interests as well!

 

+ A forthcoming books explores the question, “What would it have been like if Louisa May Alcott read 50 Shades of Grey and wrote about it?”

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+ Sometimes it’s just really nice to be dating yourself:

“A friend is playing violin at a pricey, catered beer fest at the botanical gardens. She sneaks me in. I casually jump in the line for my tasting mug and coupons. I spend the evening getting buzzed on fine beer and walking the beautiful gardens alongside the hundreds of couples that have come out. I eat the best baked good I have ever eaten. It’s German and flaky and filled with cream. I will kick myself forever for forgetting its name. Maybe it’s the beer or the pastry or the walkways lined with succulents, but that night I feel that I am not only on a date with myself, I am head over heels in love with me.”

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+ Couch surfing leads to life advice:

“Unless you’re Bridget Fonda in Singles, you usually don’t meet people without leaving the house. Even when I had a house, I sometimes met men on the street and the subway, because I’m a mix of adventurous and stupid, and I always think that some attractive stranger might have a good tale to tell. If it works out, it might make a good story for the grandkids. (In practice, dating people I’ve met randomly has rarely worked out for more than one date, but it’s an interesting experiment.) Take the same stance you might while traveling: have a destination, but be open to the whims of the moment. Be bold. Be kind. Make eye contact. Tell them you like their shoes. For some reason, that always works.”

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+ People who like the taste of beer like sex more, regardless of all other factors, according to OKCupid:

“In one of his postings, titled ‘the best questions for a first date,’ Rudder analyzed millions of answers to the question ‘Would you consider sleeping with someone on the first date?’ The single best predictor of saying ‘yes’ was whether or not the person liked the taste of beer. And this question was a good predictor whether the respondent was a man or a woman, gay or straight. I suspect this link may have something to do with the links between sex, politics and recreational drug use.”

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+ Anais Nin, writing to her lover:

“The source of sexual power is curiosity, passion. You are watching its little flame die of asphyxiation. Sex does not thrive on monotony. Without feeling, inventions, moods, no surprises in bed. Sex must be mixed with tears, laughter, words, promises, scenes, jealousy, envy, all of the spices of fear, foreign travel, new faces, novels, stories, dreams, fantasies, music, dancing, opium, wine.”

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25 Comments

  1. Sex tip #31: “Pop your chap in a jar of Nutella, then present it to your lady. Be rewarded with a very enthusiastic blowjob.”

    Why you gotta go and ruin a perfect jar of Nutella like that. Unforgivable…I just can’t…it…whaa…??!!

  2. Off topic, but I’ve always thought that following “Why Don’t We Do It In The Road” with “I Will”, is one of the great pieces of musical humor of all time.

    Damn, pic number three is hypnotic.

  3. wow, that article was really informative! i know its technically for guys, but next time i’m with a girl, i’m totally trying the ones like licking her palm! never thought to try that.
    now if only i was old enough to buy peppermint schnapps.

  4. I am sort of relieved the writer acknowledges this is insane at least:

    25. “Rope-a-dope: this is named after Muhammad Ali’s strategy for toppling George Foreman. Ali stood there for seven rounds before springing to life and sending the tired Foreman to the mat. When it comes to cunnilingus, be like Ali… Hit her with a series of fast vertical and diagonal tongue strokes on her clitoris. Then… Return to slow, easy strokes… Repeat until she’s out cold.”
    I’d just like to point out that in this scenario — where you’re Ali — her vagina is George Foreman. I’d avoid that comparison, whether you mean the boxer or the sandwich press.

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