Back That Ass Up: A NSFW Lesbosexy Sunday Girl Gallery

Today we celebrate your ass.

We begin with a gallery ,

Best Celebrity Butts in Hollywood: A comprehensive look.

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Boyshorts 101: Autostradle’s Guide to Successful Lesbian Underpants: We wrote this, it will help you look and feel like a better lesbian.

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Toys:

Babeland has lots of butt toys if you’re into that and a “how-to” guide for ladies looking to break in to that business.

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Spank Me Baby: “Smooth your lover’s skin to set the scene before a spanking, or soothe it tenderly afterward with edible Spank Me Baby powder. This sweet, edible powder forms a light dust over the skin, making it perfect for licking off the body; try powdering yourself after a shower, and let your lover have a taste anywhere they like.”

Heart 2 Heart Whip: “If you like the thud/sting of a leather flogger in a deceptively adorable package, get your hands on the Heart 2 Heart Whip. Tiny red hearts adorn the sexy black handle, but don’t let the sweet design fool you — this baby can pack a real wallop.”

Lelo Sensua Suade Whip: “Whip, caress, tease… the Lelo Sensua Suede Whip is good for all three, and then some. Soft suede tails go from light-as-a-feather to sternly thuddy with a flick of the wrist, making this compact flogger a great choice for couples looking to ease into kinky/BDSM play”

Sex Blog

Sugarbutch –> I’d Like to Fuck Her Ass: “Since we got together about nine months ago, Kristen and I have kept a verbal running list of Sex Stuff To Explore (okay, not always verbal, we have a shared Google doc, too). Up pretty high on my list, and one thing that I have mentioned quite a few times, is that I’d like to fuck her ass.”

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Sir Mix-a-Lot:


Let’s end with a little Sir-Mix-A-Lot:


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48 Comments

  1. man they don’t got booty out in santa fe like this ya’ll.

    thank you. oh and damn my only critique is:

    where’s the beyonce and j.lo booty shots?

    coco ice-ts wife got a serious booty too…and man you could do a whole spread on Nicki’s rump shaker.

    ya’ll got me all distracted. i have a 4inch stack of edits on the table and i’m scrolling through through AS applebottoms.

    thank you. so very much.

  2. Hahaha I love that song…I also have the entire song memorized :P That just made my day so much better!

    I totally back up Gabrielle in asking: Really, where ARE the Beyonce and J.Lo shots?? Jessica Alba had a pretty good one in Sin City if I remember correctly…

    • I have the same problem! I’ve been blaming my computer, but maybe that’s not it? I dunno.

      Also, you have the best username ever. I choose to believe you’re the actual Buffy. Satsu gets the pink Cadillac for converting you!

  3. This makes me so, so happy. Cute girl bottoms! Some with tattoos! Some with really cute panties! I want to squeeze them all!

    And any post that ends with “Baby Got Back” is completely awesome as far as I’m concerned.

    • Wow… I should be embarrassed to say that I’ve been staring at that cover for the last 5 minutes. But I’m not. Also embarrassed has the word ass in it. I think that’s relevant somehow.

  4. I just now realized that I actually love being gay. Somewhere along the line, I went from being grudgingly ok with my gayness to loving my gayness so much that I would gaymarry it if I could. I don’t know how it happened, but I’m pretty sure Autostraddle is at least partly responsible. So thank you, and please excuse me while I pick up the scattered pieces of my blown mind.

  5. Speaking of asses, a friend and I took his dog for a walk on some trails. I had to take a leak, so I walked to a secluded area. While I was pissing, mosquitoes fucking swarmed my ass, and now I am scratching my ass every minute.

  6. asses are what made me realize i’m gay

    cuz all the girls here are like “cowboy butts drive me nuts” and i could never see what was so good about boy butts

    but i see shakira or jlo and i’m just like “unf”

  7. That boat of older queer women is totes my partner’s mom and her friends. Like not really, but I think so.

    All old suburban women look the same to me. No offense.
    SO MANY OF THEM LOOK LIKE US, AND THEN I REALIZE THEY’RE JUST OLD ENOUGH TO WEAR LL BEAN AND HAVE LOW-MAINTENANCE HAIRCUTS WITHOUT BEING QUEER/ironic.

    puppies.

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