No Filter: Evan Rachel Wood Gently Serenades You In A Parking Lot

Welcome back to No Filter, a place for friends. Last week, I lamented that Kristen Stewart hasn’t been seen stalking grumpily around Los Angeles in a while, so this week the universe provided. Then she walked around looking sad while Stella Maxwell flashed her abs, and later our favorite golden couple teamed up to flaunt their abs together (apologies for all the Daily Mail, they just have the most ridiculous headlines). It was also Kristen’s birthday this week, an event celebrated only by this single Instagram story via Stella:


lay low, mind ya business, work hard… it make ya skin pop sis. ?

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Weekly confirmation that Kehlani is still extremely attractive.



Forgive me but I must assume that this hoop on Hayley’s hip is a key ring which she has set aside for her own set of your house keys, which is very presumptuous of her but also I probably wouldn’t say no. Come over any time, Hayley, help yourself to whatever’s in the fridge.


Wholesome

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Weekly confirmation that Brittani Nichols is still well aware of your all-encompassing crush on her.



I always did wonder what Cameron Esposito looked like before the haircut that launched a thousand ships.



Sara Ramirez just wants to make sure you didn’t miss out on any important details of her outfit. Sara, we literally NEVER DO.



I don’t know exactly what goes down at ClexaCon but whatever it is, this seems adorable.


Evening guys! #brandy

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Your pal Evan Rachel Wood is probably entertaining the shit out of everyone else in this parking lot.


Experimenting with my new @urbandecaycosmetics goodies❄️???❄️

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Speaking of sittin’ up in her room (sorry), Lauren Jauregui is busy turning herself into a goth teenager.



We end this week with the most important celebrity coverage of all. Sources in the know tell us that Sam the cat and Carol the chihuahua are more loved-up than ever and this candid photo/video combination proves it. Are they headed for a spring fling? Join us next week to find out.

Stef Schwartz is a founding member and the self-appointed Vapid Fluff Editor at Autostraddle.com. She currently resides in New York City, where she spends her days writing songs nobody will ever hear and her nights telling much more successful musicians what to do. Follow her on twitter and/or instagram.

Stef has written 446 articles for us.

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