What’s up. Are you still drunk from last night? If you aren’t, do you feel like this website leaves you out? Don’t worry, one of my three BFFs Haviland never drinks alcohol ever. So you’re not alone. Although she did promise me that if I got a book deal she would have a shot. That may never happen. Where was I? AH YES. Today on AUTOSTRADDLE. Well, people on twitter can be dumb & homophobic, and y’all are f*cking cute as hell. Healthcare is really screwed up! TALK HARD!
SAME-SEX COUNSELING: “A big source of what led [clients] to their habit was a . . . kind of a self-hatred … And I started to say, ‘I wonder what would happen if we were able to create something that taught gay and lesbian folks that their relationship was normal and empowered them with skills they could rely on to keep the relationship together — if they would start feeling less illegitimized and more validated.”
SANDRA BULLOCK WTF: “Sandra Bullock’s latest, All About Steve, is one of the worst movies of her ‘career.'” Who else felt she could’ve gone either way after Speed and instead went towards um … Sweet November? But then there was good stuff like Ms. Congeniality … why Sandra, why? Did she have the potential to be the next Julia Roberts or Meg Ryan (disclaimer: clearly those women have not precisely changed the world, but they’ve done some moderately challenging shit in their lives) and she blew it? Or is she just the rom-com’s quirky/eccentric-girl-next-door (a la Two Weeks Notice) forevs & evs? Three Reasons Why Sandra Bullock is going to be Just Fine.
WHIP IT! A new behind the scenes featurette!
HAVILAND STILLWELL GORGEOUS: Look at what Haviland does without me. What’s happening here? WHAT’S HAPPENING?
GOSSIP GIRL: Neal Bledsoe Is Not Afraid To Talk About His Gay Smooch : RIESE IS NOT AFRAID TO ASK PEOPLE TO READ THE M*THERF*CKING GOSSIP GIRL BOOKS IN WHICH CHUCK BASS WAS FULLY BISEXUAL IF NOT TOTALLY GAY THANK YOU LOVE TINKERBELL. (@theadvocate)
HITLER: Hitler Does AIDS Awareness Ad: “I kind of get what they’re going for. Unprotected sex is all sexy and hottt until the reality of fucking Hitler AIDS rears its leering head.” (@jezebel)
PRIDE: Namibian City Holds Their First Gay Pride!“The city of Keetmanshoop in southern Namibia will holds its first ever gay pride march on Saturday, and inaugurate a new group for LGBT rights and HIV/AIDS in a country where sodomy remains illegal.” (@advocate)
OBVS: Maddow and the Gays Save Marriage“Rachel Maddow reports that after five years f legalized same-sex marriage in Massachusetts, the state’s divorce rate has plummeted to “pre-WWII levels.” (@joemygod)
What Porn Teaches Us About Lesbians: “When you get right down to it, the only real difference between lesbians and everyone else is that lesbians don’t stand there and jiggle their own breasts. I’ve done the research and I can’t find a single instance of this behavior, not even in the writings of Gertrude Stein.”
Tumblr! Erotica-Seven: Love Potion.
I often teach that to find where the G-spot is in a woman, and how it might feel, you can simply put your thumb in your mouth and feel the rougher, ridged area just beyond your teeth, on the top part of your mouth. (@huffpo)
Lady Gaga’s “vagina is very offended.“ (@nerve.com)
The trouble with the term “Vintage Lesbian Porn“: Thirty years of greasy-idiot pornographers shouting “Hot Lesbo Fucking!” every time they get two naked ladies in the same photographic frame has sort of polluted the swimming pool. (@eros blog)
Courtney Trouble’s latest film from Reel Queer Productions, Speakeasy, is scheduled for release at the end of this month, but alt/queer porn fans in the San Francisco Bay Area can catch an early screening of it on September 12th when it kicks off the Good Vibrations Erotic Film Festival. (@carnal nation)
Sean Lennon recreates Mom and Dad’s Photo. (We have seen this woman and this man in 3-D and we say — it is good.)
from Intern Emily:
Ever wonder what a blog about the adventures of two “milk teeth” would look like? Wonder no more! My Milk Toof is a blog that tells the stories of two teeth of two teeth, ickle and Lardee, with pictures. Lots of hard work goes into it!