Is This a Fairytale? No, It’s Hey Did You See That Comment “Swift Edition” Saturday!

Hey Taylor Saw That Comment!If HDYSTC Friday left you wanting more, then you are in luck. That’s right, MORE comment awards! This week, commenters rallied around one specific article: “Why Taylor Swift Offends Little Monsters, Feminists, and Weirdos” (which I assume every single Autostraddler has read by now!) Apparently, a whole lot of people had a whole lot of feelings on this topic. (Taylor Swift? Really? Who’da thunk it?) In fact, it received more comments than anything else on Autostraddle. EVER. Thank you viral internet strength!

Rockets: “Woah! I don’t know when this party started, but I don’t have time to go back and read 334 comments…”

We love comments as though they’re our own children, but even we were having trouble keeping track of each precious one. Luckily, JentheJew had the answer:

YAY! Snaps for JentheJew.

So, we’re letting Riese’s T-Swift article have this HDYSTC all to itself! No need for you to scroll through pages upon pages of comments… because I already did that for you. Did I read all 516 comments? Why yes, indeed I did. How did I accomplish such a feat? One day at a time, my friends. Sure, there were some comments left by grouchy, grammatically-incorrect h8ters, but Autostraddle is all about the LOVE! (So, I’ve also included a few of the “more lovable” hate quotes.) Here’s the hand-picked, free-range, gluten-free cream of the comment crop:

Shoo-In for ‘Best Album’ in 2011 Award to ciderlover: “I think ‘Britney Spears’ psychotic vagina’ is possibly the best string of words ever put together! It sounds like the name of a progressive jazz album.”

Right Answer Award to RachelwasHere:

“A good friend of mine recently gave me a hard time by asking, ‘What do you think it says, that all the girls you’ve been with are vision-impaired?’ ‘It says specs=sex, asshole.'”

Nobel Peace Prize Nominee Award to MarthaLikesOwls?:

“I think the world would be a happier place if it had an hour of every day designated to crazy booty shaking freaks. People would be required to set an alarm that played Booty booty booty booty rockin everywhere.”

Mutually Exclusive Award to teapot: “Taylor Swift forever!! Long live horses and sunsets!!”

You Were Romeo, You Were Throwin’ Pebbles Award to TSwizzle: “But… but… but I learned all the words to ‘Love Story’ so I could serenade you all with it. Did I toil in vain? SAY IT ISN’T SO!!!”

More Pressing Engagements Award to Shanay:

“All of this just makes me want to scream feminism and pop in The L Word, watch Bette and Tina have the world’s hottest sex, and perhaps contact Jennifer Beals and Laurel Holloman to see if we can arrange a threesome.”

Sarcasm Award to wasteunit: Our hymens are all we have!

Surprisingly NOT Sarcasm Award to redhighheels: “You compare lyrics. Um, who does that?”

Girl Power! Award to Alex!:

“I’m glad I grew up with songs that told me when I’m feeling sad and low, spice girls will take me where I gotta go, smiling dancing everything is free, all I need is positivity. Spice up your life.”

Pick-Up Artist Award to JentheJew:

“Loose ladies in short skirts and high heels: When you are rejected by Tay Swift’s man-child boyfriend, please know that someone with an actual sex drive is waiting in the wings to appreciate your legs. Namely me.”

Adjective Awesomeness Award to mere84:

“Elvis (with his snarl and gyrating hips) and the Beatles (with their rakish looks, drug-induced lyrics and ‘noise’) were the sound of the REVOLUTION. Taylor Swift is not.”

It’s OK, It Happens to Lots of Girls Award to Megan:

“My head is so full of everyone else’s comments that I don’t even know what to say… All I will add is that I read this article and the comment feed while I was in the library on campus. I didn’t realize how many stares I was receiving from all the laughing and ‘yes!’s I was doing. I actually clapped at one point. I mean I didn’t stand up and clap (that would have been better) but it was like a laugh/clap thing. Does anyone else do that? Oh, I’m also alone.”

I Don’t Wanna Wait/Be Anyone Other Than Me Award to Sally:

Who cries more, Taylor Swift or Dawson Leery?

China Shop Award to Jamie: “Expecting the world to treat someone (namely that Swift girl) fairly because she is good/innocent, is like expecting a bull not to charge because she’s a vegetarian.”

IRL Award to Angela:

“I went to high school with TSwift, who was herself popular, mildly talented, and heinously cutthroat… and I don’t know where the farm was, as she lived in a mansion for 10 years.

Humorous that the same girl who called the day of my sister’s birthday party to say she couldn’t come because she was going to a more popular girl’s party can write such self-pitying, empty lyrics. Middle school, and my sister was the one crying.”

Mindfuck Award to Tiara the Merch Girl:

“Perhaps Taylor Swift is really a performance artist mocking the vapidity of such messages and pointing out how prevalent they are in society – hence the near-exact matches.

One of These Things Is Not Like the Others Award to Kristina: “Lady Gaga, Beyoncé, and Kanye West will all be just fine in life… they’re all confident, independent women.”

Run On You Crazy Diamond Award to kaydee:

“Is she really 20? I can’t believe that. I felt so bad for her because Kanye was mean to her, and she can’t sing live and so many things because I thought she was just a little girl. WTF?! That ‘Fifteen’ song makes me feel like the most jaded person in the world. Can anyone relate to that? Is this a giant run on sentence?”

EMPHATIC Award to Christine: “I knew that Taylor Swift portrays innocence, but now I JUST GET IT.”

I Think I Agree (aka Way Deeper than This Discussion) Award to Blonde Limbo:

“… what’s left of the complexity of human interaction is a couple Ayn Rand-esque extreme EITHER/OR statements with Aristotle standing next to them holding a sign that says ‘WHAT THE FUCK?'”

Fine Print Award to Bri:

“We need some cortisone for this Taylor Swift rash.*

*and that cortisone is… Lady Gaga.”

OMG HOW DID YOU KNOW Award to FUCKYOU: Lady Gaga's cock is bigger than yours.

Hurts So Good Award to nine: “FOR THE RECORD: i love taylor swift. but in the way that i enjoy eating ice cream even though i’m vegan and it makes my stomach hurt.”

Ear Infection Award to okkatie:

“Taylor Swift’s songs are super contagious but so are STDs. Like, you enjoyed having unprotected sex, A LOT, but then, afterwards, you realize you now have syphilis. … What I obviously mean is that for the young, unprotected minds, her songs are awesome but they don’t realize that they’re also filled with so many retrograde and infectious ideas (STDs). So next time you have sex with an unknown song, consider using dental dams. Or something like that.”

Fast Payment!!! Perfect eBay Buyer!!! Award to itemforty: “A++ will buy again.”

You Should See Your Doctor About That Award to bobby: “But sometimes, […] I want to listen to a cutsie song that doesnt make my eyes bleed. You fail to recognize that Taylor provides that relief.”

Point Proven award goes to sarahhh:

“My pique with Taylor Swift began much earlier than this earlier than last year’s VMAs, but it’s relevant to this dialogue about how her songs are the slap in the face of anyone who happens to deviate from the norm she’s cramming down our throats. When I was a high school in ‘07, a gay friend and I were in a journalism class together. We were in the process of coming out at the time, and essentially sought refuge in the course because it was a hell of a better option than gym class where homophobia was a given. This was around the time that Taylor’s first album dropped, and consequently was played beginning to end in that class every day. This didn’t really phase me, but each time that her song “Picture to Burn” came on, the other students in that class would sing the “That I’m obsessive and crazy/That’s fine/I’ll tell mine/You’re gay” bit in our direction. The shocking thing was, these weren’t vapid athletes that were mocking us – these were the best and brightest females in our graduating class. Minorities who should’ve known better, but bought into the bullshit that this semi-talented teenage girl was (and still is) marketing.”

Wunderkin in Your Midst Award to geneva.:

“The only song that gets my best friend’s 17-month-old son more excited than the Baby Beluga song is Bad Romance. As soon as he hears it, he starts bobbing his head up and down (it’s how he dances) and laughing. But when Taylor Swift comes on, he looks at anyone big enough to change the music and says ‘baaabeeee bawuga pweas [please] pweas,’ which rough translation means ‘I cannot groove to this at all.'”

Obscure Off-Topic Reference Award to Miss Kitty Fantastico: “I’ve been hiding from Dawn since the crossbow incident. Please send tuna.”

Hello children this is Riese! DO YOU HATE ME DO YOU HAVE FEELINGS ABOUT IT.

I wanted to share my favorite comment exchange of all time from the very early moments of this post’s life on the web. After it had been up for about ten minutes, I received about ten comments in a row from people with different names all defending Taylor empathetically. I feared we had been linked by a Taylor fansite and feared for my future; though I’m all about constructive conversations, these comments did not address anything covered in the article, and obvs you’re not going to start a constructive debate by calling me “the biggest idiot of a writer I have ever read” — you lose all credibility by starting out with random insults!
Here’s a few:

There were several more along these lines. It’s hard to find them now as threaded convos have pushed many of these farther down, so you don’t witness the glory of all of them happening in a row.

Meanwhile Laneia & I were chatting.

Riese: oh man! so many haters already
Laneia: really? hahahaa
Riese: eh, i think what’s weird to me is people who are like “why did you write about something that doesn’t mean much to you?”
i’m like, why do you read words?
writers write about things.
that’s what writers do!
Laneia: anything that’s said to them is going to sound like mashed potatoes
Riese: oh man! the “pathetic” comment is so irritating
Laneia: ha “um, you compare lyrics. who does that?”
Riese: ummm, that’s weird
Laneia: like, tons of ppl
Riese: these things don’t make sense
Laneia: hahaha

[I actually begin looking through the comments in wordpress, make a discovery]

Riese: OMG
all of these comments
Laneia: wow it even made emchoo say ‘go fuck yourself’
Riese: are coming from the same IP address
Laneia: what!
oh that’s precious
Riese: ALL OF THEM!!!
oh, they’re in [Washington] DC.
she’s probs snowed in.
Laneia: also i think maybe it’s a crazy dude
who’s alternating btwn commenting on the post, and jacking off to her videos
Riese: i know right
Laneia: and refreshing a fan forum
eating a pot pie

Yup. Every single one of these comments was coming from the same IP address.

Anyhoo. This was certainly a lot of conversation! I’ve been writing online for a long time and I’m consistently fascinated by the evolution (or devolution) of online discourse, particularly as we attempt to cultivate it here; balancing our intent to be uncensored and host a variety of POVs with our frustration when people commit commenting sins including clearly not reading the article [75% of negative commenters fall into this category], using hate speech, and violating Moff’s Law.

I remain faithful to the idea that online conversations can in fact be worthwhile, which is one of our biggest challenges here. We’re sort of using trial & error right now in terms of how to ensure we can keep the conversation progressive without censoring people or making people register, which’s annoying.

So I thought I’d share some of my favorite things I’ve read online about the nature of online conversations, for anyone who is interested in geeking out with me today! Some are also just things I found interesting, regardless of my level of agreement:

1. MUST READ from Racialicious Moff’s Law, which we added to our comment policy last week* : “When you go out of your way to suggest that people should be thinking less — that not using one’s capacity for reason is an admirable position to take, and one that should be actively advocated — you are not saying anything particularly intelligent.” (@racialicious)

2. Top 10 Most Ridiculous Comments Left:I don’t even think of emotional response as a continuum, but like a stew of all sorts of feelings (embarrassment, endearment, derision, adoration and fustration can intermingle as a response to a certain reality show, for example). That emotional complexity is the root of the fun that pop culture provides to me. And you get that, and I know that, but YouTube, which is home to the most base thinking of any “community” that I frequent, does not.” (@fourfour)

3. Jezebel Bans Nasty Remarks On Its Site: “Some readers, in comments on the site, have accused editors of political bias and misogyny. Readers have called one another, by turns, immature, boring and cliquish. This spring the editors responded by banishing certain commenters and putting others “on notice” for being nasty or, worse, not funny.” (@nytimes)

4. Emily Gould responds to Readers: “It is hard for me to dismiss the opinions of hundreds of N.Y.T. readers, not to mention the thousands of people who have posted negative comments elsewhere. Let me take this opportunity to try to figure out exactly what it is about me and what I’ve written here that’s inspiring such virulent hatred.” (@nytimes)

5. How to Disagree: “If we’re all going to be disagreeing more, we should be careful to do it well.”(@paulgraham)

6. College Humor: Internet Commenter Business Meeting. It’s a classic, if you haven’t seen this, you oughtta.

7. From former AfterEllen people: Limiting Online Anonymity – And Why That’s a Good Thing ( and Muffled (@scribegrrl).

8. Dooce Monetizes the Hate: “I’ve been a fairly regular reader of her blog for a few years now, and I’m constantly amazed at how someone who primarily writes amusing stories about her family and dogs, who rarely makes a political statement — and when she does, always couches it in like 20 paragraphs on how she respects differing viewpoints and loves her conservative, religious family members — has become such a lightning rod. What the hell did Heather Armstrong do to you people?” (@jezebel)

9. How the Web Became a Sexist’s Paradise: “Everyone receives abuse online but the sheer hatred thrown at women bloggers has left some in fear for their lives. Jessica Valenti, editor of, reports.” (@the guardian uk)

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  1. This is why you will change the world someday, Riese (and also why I had the sudden urge to express that through a poorly made graphic).

    • It’s so true! Riese will change the world! I’m not about to be unoriginal and make a graphic that’s half as good as yours but feel it’s right to say I agree!

  2. Riese, I’d be happy to be your internet body guard. You can post a picture of my face along with any “controversial” articles. H8ers who can’t read will make fun of my alternative lifestyle haircut and ugly face, freeing you up to address the more progressive, worthwhile comments. All I ask for is a sweet badge.

    • I’ll be your bodyguard too, even though I’m super short and only want to smother people with love. Also if people make fun of me I’ll probably cry. In conclusion, that is why you should hire me.

      • when she/he said that i almost felt like we shared a special moment together.

        luckily he/she will never have a chance to share his/her feelings again, as he/she became the first (and hopefully only) human IP address ever blocked by!

        • haha it was all too apparent at that moment. he/she/its IP addy hopefully still has a home at

  3. Riese, You’re totally right!

    I couldn’t bring myself to participate in the crazy comment storm on the original Taylor post for moral/mental health reasons, but you are/were/probs always will be totally right.

  4. i really like moff’s law. i hate then people say “just relax.” i don’t want to relax i want to change the world.

    • agree, if they want me to relax they should buy me some xanax, until that happens i don’t want to hear about it

    • this is how i feel about so many things! i feel like i am residing with kindred spirits when i read the comments here at autostraddle.

  5. I’m glad that the Taylor Swift article got so much attention. For starters, it was one of the best posts this website has seen yet. Really, everything about it was so wonderful. And honestly, who doesn’t enjoy a good internet fight with silly people? I know I certainly do! And secondly, Alex’s info-graphic was so phenomenal that the whole world ought to see it. In summary: I love you.

    • the whole world did see it! it went viral according to buzzfeed, which brought great joy in my heart.

      we love you too!

      as for “who doesn’t enjoy a good internet fight with silly people?” I would have to say this is one of a handful of times where I got to a point where my enjoyment decreased. At first it was good because I had the chance to re-think a lot of my ideas, and question my bias, and I think it took me until yesterday to finally come back around to my Final Answer, which is that I Am Right! HAR!

      But generally I do love arguing actually. I just enjoy the process of coming up with an argument, and researching it, and changing one’s mind, and seeing different sides, and really I guess the whole process of breaking down an argument into its essential logical core to contest on the basis of its basic logical structure.

  6. Reading the comments on the Taylor Swift post entertained me for a least an hour. The comments are always wonderful, but everyone was really on point for that post, especially when it came to addressing the haters (hater?).

    • oh yeah, after that first person I’d say we got at least 100 genuine different haters, each with their own v.special words to share.

  7. Um… I thought TSwift didn’t go to high school? I’m confused and sore from straddling the line between wanting to know the answers and wanting her to go away and it’s such a waste of energy that could be used straddling other things. Like girls with glasses (to continue my apparent theme for the week/life).

    BOOTY SHAKIN’ HOUR! Yes PLEASE! We should insist they institute this in schools since my old district began a mandatory “moment of silence” aka “if you want to make a show of your prayer please clasp your hands, bow your head, and move your lips now” time every day. Booty shakin’ and healthy cooking hour could do so much to improve the health of America.

    One of These Things Is Not Like the Others Award and Waste Unit’s hymen comment had me laugh so loudly I’m sure I woke the neighbor. And he’s probably only just forgiven me for the shouting I did during the Super Bowl last weekend (it was on from midnight-4am here).

    Very interesting links there at the end (I love Dooce). Hope the comments on this site continue rockin’ for years to come.

    • She did go to high school for 1-2 years (not sure, depends on how old she was when she started), for sure she did at least her last two years via home-school. ok gonna read the rest of your comment now!

      • the comments on this site will continue rockin’ for years to come. mostly b/c everyone insists the anarchy is inevitable, and I want to defy expectation.

  8. Love that all the hateful comments came from the same person. Classic. It was probably Taylor’s mom. It was a great piece though and in retrospect all of the great articles I have read in the last few years spark controversy because it makes people question their own perceptions and opinions taking em out of their comfort zone.

  9. TSwift’s legit current Tweet:

    “Tonight the band and I played a show, then hopped in the van and headed to the park for some midnight wild possum feeding.”

    Whaaat? SRSLY, I demand photo evidence. Why would anyone feed wild possums? They are the ugliest, creepiest creatures I have ever encountered.

    Gaga’s last Tweet was a pic of her and Alexander McQueen, but before that it was about her interview on HIV awareness on the Today show.

    Just one of many examples of why I too would rather raise my kids to be Little Monsters.

  10. Those linked articles about the nature of internet conversation were fascinating. I’ve experienced in various online domains that people take the relative or absolute anonymity of the internet to behave in the worst possible way, because of the lack of recrimination.

    This seems like totally the reverse of the way things should be. If anything holds me back in life, it’s the fear of trying to be awesome and failing miserably. If consequences in a virtual environment are, well, inconsequential, then shouldn’t you use it as a scratchpad to voice something ambitious and exciting, rather than the same old myopic sideswipes, bearing in mind that whatever you say will vanish before long, overtaken by the ever-accelerating stream of feeds?

    Also, do you often wonder if you’ve had too much wine, or maybe not enough?

    Anyway, I hope the kickass swifty article brought in loads of new readers and increased ad revenues so you can now all go on “training” in Maui or something.

  11. my favorite thing that happened because of the taylor swift article was when I told my bff she needed to read it and she was like, “why is a car website writing about taylor swift?” literal interpretation of “auto”straddle FTW!

  12. Too quote ItKingleyBitch:

    “This year has been a fairytale for Taylor Swift. But I sincerely hope that the music industry closes that damn book and does not write a sequel.”

  13. For winning the Noble Peace Prize, I’d like to thank Autostraddle, booties, and also Cat Cora because she’s on TV right now, judging burgers and looking adorable.

  14. Riese, I love you for taking my suggestion, but also for the way that you ALLOW dissension on this site. I left Jezebel after people were banned for even politely commenting that the way the editors were running comments was detrimental to the site and made it very groupthink. I still think that is true today, AND, I am so grateful that Autostraddle hasn’t banned me because I’m not team Tila or team plaid. I think that takes a lot of maturity, to allow disagreement, even the rude shit on the Tay Swift thread, to stand. <3 I know, it's a long comment, but I have SO MANY FEELINGS.

    • I guess vetting comments is not too far removed from a print magazine selecting what goes on its letters page. But it sort of negates the whole point of having a comments box at all. And banning (except in cases of extreme abuse) is just plain censorship.

      We need union representation!

      • Yeah, vetting abusive comments is fine, but it was like, if it had been Riese’s atricle, Matt’s comments, who disagreed with us vehemently but wasn’t abusive, would have been erased. And i had a friend get banned, no warning, no appeal, for casually saying that the comments process wasn’t fair at Jez. I was done.

  15. Uhh I saw Valentine’s Day today and TSwift was kinda lame but kinda funny in a “WTF are you and your werewolf boyfriend doing here, you are adding nothing to the plot” sorta way.

    • Taylor and Taylor – together just so they can say “I love you, Taylor” to themselves without getting creeped out looks from other people. Well, okay, they still get creeped out looks, but….

  16. This HDYSTC made me laugh. I didn’t read the original taylor swift article and now there is no need. I get the gist. Taylor Swift is bad unless you live in Washington D.C.

    Thank you for the entertainment!

  17. Pardon my bluntness but who the F*ck is Taylor Swift and why is she exhausting me?

    P.S. Am I the only lez on the planet who liked Twilight? Disregarding my infatuation with Kristen Stewart, of course. Sure I wish “Edward” was replaced with Angelina Jolie but that would be too much of a good thing.

    • All of Autostraddle is going to hate me. But fuck it. I mean if they revoke my comment awards so be it.

      I have read all of the Twilight books. Even the half finished “Midnight Sun”.


      Goddammit. But seriously. It’s the McDonalds of literature/movies. It’s quick, easy, and initially tastes good. It’s just so fucking awful for you. However, I clearly don’t care. It’s nice to think that a. you could potentially live forever as a young hot person with wicked powers like super speed, telepathy, etc… b. that someone could love you that much.

      Oh my god, I’m nerding out. I’m so done. I have to stop. Bye.

      • I know a few lesbians who love it. You’re not alone.
        I couldn’t make it through the first hour of the film, but that just means I have a different taste in junk pop culture. :P

  18. As much of an honor it is to be listed for a HDYSTC, “Carmen” was the one who posted the Ear Infection one that was attributed to me. Cheers!

  19. Clearly not enough Taylor-bashing here to reach the same heights as its parent article. Tsk tsk.

    Here’s a freebie: Not-So-Swift succeeded in turning my brief “should I get a Baby Taylor guitar?” ponderings instantly to “Fuck that, bring out the Martins!” at Sam Ash last week. (The Gibsons just make me blubber with jealous envy at those who can afford them)

    Here’s another: Sara Quin would beat Taylor Swift’s ass. Just sayin’.

    • My dad has a small selection of guitars, ranging from his old Epiphone Emperor to one that was something like 7,000 dollars. My girlfriend plays guitar, and when I gave her the grand tour of the place, her eyes glazed over with joy in my Dad’s office. When my Dad looked at her and said, “Do you want to play one?”, she spontaneously hugged him and told me she was leaving me for my father.

      The whole point of this comment is to say that girls who play/are obsessed with guitars are adorable. Also, I love you for calling her Not-So-Swift.

  20. I do like Taylor Swift. Her songs are ridiculously catchy (like STDs) and just like the sex you have before you realize you have an STD, I really enjoy them! I know her music is heterocentric but so is the area I live in, and I’m not really that bothered by it anymore. I just change the words :)

    She looks at me
    I fake a smile she won’t see
    What I want and I’m needing
    Everything that she could be
    I bet she’s beautiful
    The girl you talk about
    She’s got everything that I have to live without

    I swear when you do that, all of her songs become ridiculously amazing lesbian anthems. Just sayin’. (Also if you listen to portions, like when you listen to Love Story and only listen to: “Marry me Juliet you’ll never have to be alone”…it sounds really gay. And I like it.)

  21. So true story:

    I was in DC cause I live DC (Wow that was redundant) and I was on BuzzFeed and this was a link on BuzzFeed so that’s why it went viral (I know there was a lack of punctuation there). Buzzfeed is a less nerdy Reddit. Also, the article made my snowed in day.

  22. Don’t you just hate it when you catch yourself singing along to one of her songs on the radio whilst driving? A little piece of me dies inside. I mentally slap myself and apologise to the rest of the traffic, before putting on something a little more… good.

  23. well thanks to this stellar article i found this amazing (dare i say banging) website, one of my straight friends rt’d it on twit, i rt’d it and so it went onwards and onwards. came to lol at the insipid pseudo tween and stayed for the laughs and great comments. so i suppose i have something to thank ms swift for…oh god, i’ll have to go flaggelate or something!

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