If You Don’t Already Have Your Halloween Couples Costumes Locked In, Are You Even Gay?
Lesbians have been Googling couples costume ideas frantically for over a month already.
New Years Resolutions but It’s Just Cool Things Shane Did in ‘The L Word’
In 2025, I will have an affair with an older married woman.
How To Celebrate ‘Carol’ Day, Which Is Today!
It’s December 21 AKA the day Carol and Therese went on a pretty bad date at Carol’s house in New Jersey.
Excuses To Leave Your Family Holiday but They’re Just Plot Points From Yellowjackets
“I don’t mean to be rude, but a wolf literally just ripped off half my friend’s face.”
‘Midsommar’ Is a Sapphic Thanksgiving Horror Movie
Both Midsommar and Thanksgiving use the concept of a holiday celebration to distract from murder.
67 Questions Your Neurodivergent and Socially Anxious Friend Has About Your Party
It’s (un)officially the first weekend of summer, and so there’s no better time to unleash my super power: Thinking of every possible question, from every single humanly possible angle, that I’ll most certainly have before agreeing to go to your party.
13 New Years Resolutions You’re Welcome To Steal
I don’t know when we normalized asking people what their worst habits are, but at some point, we did and now we do it every year! I hate it!
25 Things To Do if You Need a Break From Your Family This Holiday Weekend
8. Go down a social media rabbit hole trying to figure out what your favorite high school English teacher is up to.
I Think I Accidentally Bought My Fiancée a Haunted Music Box for Christmas
Who knew the vintage clown music box that inexplicably plays “Memories” from the musical Cats would be haunted?
My Christmas Ornaments, Ranked by Lesbianism
“Owls are the most lesbian bird of prey imo.”
9 Niche Last Minute Queer Halloween Costumes No One Will Understand But You
Option 1: Dress up as your ex using all of the clothes they left behind six years ago.
F*ck It All Fall
Let’s do it, queers. Let’s embrace our seasonal chaotic energy and manifest it into long-term, healthy decisions!
7 Holiday Movies Ripe for Temporary Disassociation From All This, Ranked
The holiday season is upon us, and you know what that means!
Every Hotel Breakfast I Ate On My Cross-Country Road Trip, Ranked
This isn’t the Saturday Morning Cartoon you were expecting, but it’ll probably be better than drinking a $5 cup of coffee with powdered creamer, you know?
20 Things About Stickering I Learned On My International Stickering Adventure
7. It is impossible to sticker a moving bicycle cab.