HELLO! We are Queer Tumblr! There are so many queer tumblrs in the world that it can get difficult to tell the difference between them — especially when they all contain this photograph:
Sometimes you might forget what tumblr you’re even on. Is it fuck yeah dykes or girls who like girls or cute boyish lesbian girls or lezbehonest or lezbefriends or queering or fuckyeahqueers or pinktacolovers or cutelesbiancouples or butchfemme or queerbrownx or genderplaytime or fyeahlgbt or girlskissinggirls or whateverkissinggirlsfuckyeahlesbiandykealiciousbutchesfemmesgenderplay dot tumblr dot justgotborn dor blogspot dot com.
It’s no secret that Autostraddle loves tumblr! We are bona-fide tumblr enthusiasts. Once upon a time we gave you a list of 14 of our favorite tumblrs and every week in the NSFW Sunday we feature a new Lesbosexy Tumblr which we compiled for you once in this list of lesbosexy tumblrs. Oh also you should read our tumblr.
Now we’ve merged all the lesbian tumblrs in the world into one blog post. There are actually 40 more things that did not make it into this post because of time/space problems. Perhaps another post is in our future.
Who Are the Lesbians and Otherwise-Identified Queers of Tumblr?
Top 57 Signs of Lesbianish Tumblrdom
IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER
THIS LIST DOES NOT ONLY CONTAIN LESBIANS, DUH, IT’S ABOUT BEING ON A LESBIAN-THEMED TUMBLR, NOT ACTUALLY BEING A LESBIAN. EVERYONE KNOWS KRISTEN STEWART IS STRAIGHT.
we are lying in the grass, holding hands
we have our boyshorts on in bed
we are always getting undressed IN the shower
we are hipsters kissing with impeccable alternative lifestyle haircuts, ambitious bang arrangements and diverse accessories.
we create gratuitous fictional character femslash art
we love Dyke-Era Angelina Jolie
we are attracted to that girl smoking in wifebeater
we like Ellen Page
we are tender in bed all day long, shirtless
we are gender outlaws
we like your bedroom
we saw Glee last night
we know that freja beha erichsen is gay
we used deviant-art in 2001 and a softening filter and wore strange things on our arms
we have this haircut
we are not afraid to do some heavy lifting
we’ll kiss your ass
WE LOVE OUR GIRLFRIENDS SO MUCH! Our girlfriends are the world to us forever! xooxoxo!!! (But if we ever break up, we’re gonna tell you all about it on tumblr.) But for now, in the ballyhooed days of our fine fine youth, aren’t we really f-cking cute?? (Seriously, we are. We’re being serious.)
we know more about ruby rose’s personal life than we do about her professional life
we’ve seen ALL OF THE MOVIES
we like kim stolz when she dresses like a boy
we enjoy a good genderfuck
we like ellen von unwerth because she’s so f*cking homoerotic all the time
we fan our long long long hair out all over the bed
we really enjoyed this scene from Imagine Me and You
we like Jenny Shimizu without her shirt on
we have a skinny white cisgender girl problem
we enjoy long baths from above
we had top surgery and amos mac took our picture
^ This is James Darling and Executive Editor Laneia likes his underwear. ^
we were at the rally, we made signs
we enjoyed your party
miss april is a dyke it says so on her underpants
we appreciate emma watson’s short haircut
we like it when straight actresses don menswear
we don’t want you to see our faces
we ship sharmen
we get lost in deserts, on beaches, and in meadows, but we always use the buddy system.
we enjoy the Suicide Girls
we are clean-skinned naked ladies all curled up around each other like fetuses or spoons or a pile of dead bodies.
we are obsessed with Naomi & Emily
we are awkward straight girls who couldn’t fist a vadge to save our own lives
we just had sex, we have nice skin and a tender touch, we are going to eat something adorable now, but first let us touch her smooth belly with our tiny hands
we want to marry tegan & sara
we’ve got these hipbones with those boyshorts, often looking very Shane today
we took a picture on our web-cam with a pensive hand and slightly tilted head
we are Justin Bieber
we have giant glasses for our important eyeballs
we like Kristen Stewart Uberdyke
we are vintage lesbians
we’re not gay, we’re fashion: drag edition
we’re not gay, we’re fashion: girl-on-girl fashion edition
we think nanou looks lovely in photographs
we are: a) in an artistic marriage-themed photoshoot, b) wearing period costumes or c) both
we are talking about our feelings
we are obsessed with kate moennig, have an endless supply of kate moennig photographs