How to use the desktop version of my own email, Facebook, etc.
How many times i am able to wear the same articles of clothing without judgement
Why drinking outdoors is not legal
How to spend most of the day inside
How to make real coffee
How to function without being surrounded by tons of awesome people
Why we can’t just take a break and collage and/or drink tea all the time
Why it’s unacceptable to ask my co-workers if they need to process their feelings or if they’d rather just get drunk in deer lodge
That sometimes the cute lesbian who looks like a 12 year old boy is, in fact, a 12 year old boy
That you aren’t supposed to show up to your job with a purple bandana wrapped around your bicep
Not everyone in real life went to the sex panel
It means something different when someone says a bear has been spotted in the vicinity
How to exist in a world where no one asks my preferred gender pronoun
That I can no longer tell strangers that their clit deserves it
That the hopper isn’t coming to clean up my dishes
What my day’s going to be like without Marni and Robin telling me my schedule
How to deal with having unlimited time in the bathroom
The notion that some meals might not actually be that great with Cholula
What it’s like to go to sleep before 3 am
That that couple holding hands — that femme-y girl and that adorable boi — is actually a straight couple
That towels can actually be beautiful absorbent things and not $3 pieces of “fleece” from the grocery store
How to handle EST
What to do with all these leftover bandanas.
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