Laneia

Is this just a half-hearted excuse to talk about cute musicians? Isn’t everything?

Laneia’s Team Pick: Now you can order the right drink at the right place!

Someone out there needs your help with revealing gayness to parents, disagreements with an activity partner, loaning friends money and other fun things!

Did you want to make a quiche tonight? You can, you know.

Advice for people who have HPV, boobs and a lack of autonomy. This one’s kinda long so you may need to grab a snack. THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID.

Breaking up isn’t easy, even when it was your idea.

Laneia’s Team Pick: Ugh, great. My uterus just exploded.

I don’t know why we haven’t done this already.

I’m so over winter!

Laneia’s Team Pick: I think you need to carve out some time to read these essays today, maybe in a park or on your bed.

Straight BFF wins Straight Girl of the Year Award, we discuss vulvas, strap-ons and your girlfriend’s flaws. With special bonus feelings from MKO and Riese!

“A used, tag-less shopping bag from the ’80s wrapped in an empty used candy box wrapped in trash.”

Your straight friend is predictable, jealousy is a bitch and there’s this girl you’re seeing who used to be seeing this other girl who happens to be a friend of yours. Let’s process!

Roar!

“I’ll stop the world and melt with you. You’ve seen the difference and it’s getting better all the time.”

It’s December. It’s cold outside but Miss December can heat things up. Except this calendar was shot in Los Angeles and it’s actually not very cold there right now, or ever.

“Like if the physical, emotional and cerebral feelings of cuddling were smashed together and then spread across your bed.”

Ok yes, but what would you do if a baby seal was napping on your sofa?

You may soon find yourself in charge of or surrounded by one or more children. They may even be expecting gifts. This will help.

What if everyone awesome had babies. Then what.

“Quack.”

Really the only selling point here is burlesque.

You think you can’t talk to that girl because she’s flawless and you’re you, but that’s bullshit! With special guest: The Great Equalizer.

“ATTENTION ATTENTION”

National National National Sandwich Sandwich Sandwich Day Day Day