Laneia

On cleanup day, everyone just wants to go home.

“You’re marching gallantly to your grave Laneia. We all are. We’re all spinning spinning spinning just grazing fingertips on things in hopes we’ll leave a mark. Anyway you should stop opening your mouth so wide when you brush your teeth. Keep those wrinkles down.”

We’re going to the record store and you should come with us! International Autostraddle Meet-Up is GO.

You oughta know that I don’t go to sleep to dream, and that I’m the only one who’ll walk across the fire for you. Do you love me now? Fuck you (and your untouchable face, natch).

Zine feelings! This week we’re looking at Put A Egg On It, Geeked, The People I Love Best and other zines! Plus some zine fests! ZINES!

We wanted to help you get cuddlefucked, so we designed six pretty awesome valentines for you! Why are we so perfect? I DON’T KNOW.

Boys creating problems, exes who won’t own up to stuff, flirty best friends, and how to start checking your own privilege in the name love. It’s time to give advice to anonymous strangers on the internet!

Zines for gender-neutral kids, unschooling kids, kids and their parents, and totally Wild Children. BAM.

You guys, Apartment Therapy’s January Cure starts today and I am in there (much like swimwear). Do it with me!

We just wanted to make sure you knew about this neat thing over at the New York Times. How is your day?

Text-induced anxiety, meditating around hot women, being in love with your friend (AGAIN), a pregnant sister who needs a cool gift, and being tired of pretending to be interesting. So many things need your help today!

Creative gifts ideas for kids, children, young people and even TEENS. No babies, though; this is baby-free.

This week we’re tackling how to have a first lady date, deal with homophobic parents and what books to buy.

Get ready to get horny and awkward.

Laneia’s Team Pick: Even more ways to be enthralled/panicked by Hurricane Sandy, including web cams, Instagram and a cool wind map!

I hope you’re ready to answer some questions! We’ve got location anxiety, general anxiety, feelings about age differences, and should you be offended when someone says you look gay?

A mostly unedited, unabridged spin through what it felt like to be me at Bonnaroo last summer. Not a recap.

Unicorn Plan-It grows up and gets big: it’s Season Two and a whole new ballgame.

It’s our CEO of Ideas Riese’s birthday! We’ll help you celebrate accordingly.

You’ve got less than two days left to add $2,000 to Autostraddle’s fundraiser and we really think you can do it! We love you so much.

Laneia’s Team Pick: Cover everything in cat gifs today. Do it.

“One part rage and three parts slumber party.”

In which we hope to give our Senior Editor Rachel the best birthday gift ever, with your help!

Today, Jodie Foster published an essay in The Daily Beast about how everybody should lay off Kristen Stewart regarding her torrid affair with Rupert Sanders. Please share your feelings on this crucial groundbreaking news item with us.

It’s your last day to order homemade cookies and treats from our fundraiser! Snickerdoodles, butter cookies, oatmeal shenanigans, Oreo situations — they’re all here, and all made with love.