I cannot and will not stop talking about Bottoms!!!!! I thought I would have seen it a second time by now, but life got in the way. Hopefully a repeat viewing is coming soon! If all my hopes and dreams come true, I’ll see this movie half a dozen times in theaters. And that’s called DYKE RIGHTS.
Today, I’m here with a very important task: Telling you which Bottoms character you are. But we’re going to have some fun with it. So instead of just asking straightforward familiar personality quiz questions, you’re going to START A FIGHT CLUB. Start a fight club in this personality quiz that’s more like a queer absurdist fever dream of a pick your own adventure saga, and I’ll tell you which Bottoms character speaks to your soul. Results also come with a bonus reading recommendation of retro Autostraddle content.