No Filter: Weird, My Last Name Translates to “Wife of Chef Melissa King!”

Hello and welcome to No Filter, the column where I find fun IG posts about celesbians and their friends, and then place them here with commentary!

Please take this time to reacquaint yourself with the fact that Kehlani has a bird.

I keep scrolling by Trace on IG and simply not recognizing her due to the blonde! Am I the type who would actually be fooled by Captain America in hat? Much to think about.

Weird, my last name translates to “Wife of Chef Melissa King!”

Loving every single moment of this, top to bottom perfection and I guess I have to have shiny lavender bike shorts??

I love this photo and I wish I was in it so I could be tagged in it!!!!!

Hello the 90s are back! Thankfully Emma looks amaze in 90s styles.

Oh to be a small dog Leshia’s porch!!

Laverne has decided to simply go nonstop with the fashion! How is she pulling of that gingham number that should look like a picnic nightmare but is somehow charming???

I love when mega famous celebrities join IG and you get to watch them figure out their voice and brand? I love that Angie is going earnest and sincere, I love it so much I’ll pretend like I believe there is a space and time where she could feel nervous!

Imagine how delightful it would be to have Kirsten hand you a pile of croissants?

Time of death: 19:14PM.

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Christina Tucker

Christina Tucker is writer and podcaster living in Philadelphia. Find her on Twitter or Instagram!

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