Top Five Places I’d Rather Be Right Now

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1. Europa

White planet with rusty orange streaks

Source: NASA/JPL-Caltech/SETI Institute. This is the color view of Europa from Galileo that shows the largest portion of the moon’s surface at the highest resolution. This global color view consists of images acquired by the Galileo Solid-State Imaging (SSI) experiment on the spacecraft’s first and fourteenth orbits through the Jupiter system, in 1995 and 1998, respectively.

The temperature on Europa averages about -260F (-160C) near the equator and -370F (-220C) at the poles. Jupiter’s magnetosphere blasts its moon with high-energy radiation in the megaelectron volt (MeV) range, and the thin oxygen atmosphere is too tenuous for humans to breathe. That said, the oceans underneath Europa’s icy crust lead many to consider Europa one of the best potential sources for extraterrestrial life in our solar system.

Oh? A non-zero possibility for intelligent life, you say? Sold.

2. The Dark Side of Pluto

black outline of a planet

Source: NASA/JHUAPL/SwRI. NASA’s New Horizons spacecraft took this stunning image of Pluto only a few minutes after closest approach on July 14, 2015.

I was originally going to suggest the dark side of the moon, but historically, it’s been a total old boy’s club. In contrast, no men have ever set foot on Pluto, which makes it an unspoiled wonderland. Despite the estimated atmospheric winds of 225mph, a surface pressure about three times that of Earth’s, and scientists complimenting the planet by saying things like, “Whether there are other environmental dangers like volcanoes or geysers, we just don’t know.”

3. OGLE-2005-BLG-390L

planet far from a star

Source: NASA. Artist’s concept.

Space.com describes OGLE-2005-BLG-390L b: “With a surface temperature of -364 degrees Fahrenheit (-220 degrees Celsius), the extrasolar planet known as OGLE-2005-BLG-390L b is likely the coldest alien world. It is about 5.5 times as massive as Earth and thought to be rocky. It orbits a red dwarf star about 28,000 light-years away, making it the most distant exoplanet currently known.”

Yes, that’s right. This is literally the farthest place away from Earth that we know of. Pack your bags.

4. The Sun

Yellow planet with dark orb nearby

Source: NASA/SDO, AIA. This image from NASA’s Solar Dynamics Observatory shows Venus as it nears the disk of the sun on June 5, 2012.

In contrast, here’s one close to home! But not too close. About 93,000,000 miles away, on average.

5. Exoplanet HD 189733b

blue planet

Source: NASA, ESO/M. Kornmesser. Artist’s concept.

NASA: “The weather on this world is deadly. Its winds blow up to 5,400 mph (2 km/s) at seven times the speed of sound, whipping all would-be travelers in a sickening spiral around the planet. And getting caught in the rain on this planet is more than an inconvenience; it’s death by a thousand cuts. This scorching alien world possibly rains glass—sideways—in its howling winds. The cobalt blue color comes not from the reflection of a tropical ocean, as on Earth, but rather a hazy, blow-torched atmosphere containing high clouds laced with silicate particles.”

I mean, honestly, it still sounds better than here.


Notes From A Queer Engineer is a recurring column with an expected periodicity of 14 days. The subject matter may not be explicitly queer, but the industrial engineer writing it sure is. This is a peek at the notes she’s been doodling in the margins.

Laura Mandanas is a Filipina American living in Boston. By day, she works as an industrial engineer. By night, she is beautiful and terrible as the morn, treacherous as the seas, stronger than the foundations of the Earth. All shall love her and despair. Follow her: @LauraMWrites.

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22 Comments

  1. these are all fantastic ideas, but i feel like they’d require a lot of get up and go. personally, if i could just stay in bed forever, i’d settle for that. or maybe that nice fissure in the arizona desert that laneia mentioned the other month. that’s a little more sciency.

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