Papi’s first rule of poker is “Let Angela Robinson write and direct everything!” This week we get 11 minutes of lesbian phone tree perfection, a Stacey Merkin/Debbie McJenny showdown, some questionable rules of poker and the much-anticipated “Roll the Dice” premiere, during which everybody looked very Shane today. Will luck be a lady tonight? Will Paige make her grandmother’s meatloaf? Have you ever gone to the hospital for a cut on your face? Did Megan deserve the promotion? These questions and more will be addressed in one of our favorite eps! Are Also, Carly had a lot of coffee!
Who by the way are SO overrated
IT IS ALSO COLORED PENCILS!
That’s where my pants go
Is it the large electric drill in my left hand? Be honest
Gimme like 2-3 hours of catching up on twitter
So that’s one small thing we have in common
You’re on it!
Which tbh does not seem particularly accurate
Is Great!
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The Lesbian Phone Tree, the Basketball game and the mission to ascertain the disposition and intent of one Miss Lara Perkins are some of my favorite scenes from this show