These are our resolutions. What are yours?
What a day for steals and deals, my friends! WHAT A DAY.
A look back on the stuff of legends.
There’s nothing like a bunch of dazzling desserts to distract you from the hellscape that is our collective future!
I want to know everything about your holigay celebrations and your day-to-day life and I want to know it now and I ideally want you to wrap it up in tissue paper inside of a baby pink plastic bag and then put that bag inside of a box inside of a box inside of a box inside of a box, with each box intricately wrapped in paper, so that I can spend as much time immersed in the everlasting gift of your love as possible.
Gonna find out who’s naughty and nice.
Here are your classic Christmas movie favorites, slightly tarnished like your childhood memories always will be. SORRY.
European gift ideas for your European friends.
Want to support diverse indie creators and makers this holiday season (and all year round)? Great, we’ve got you covered.
So everyone can celebrate whatever myriad ways boobs are present in their lives this holiday season.
It’s like cookies and cocoa with your coolest queer friend, but free and available for download right now.
We’ve got huge markdowns on classic merch, so much new merch, AND you can get three rolls of Queer Wrapping Paper for $1 each with ANY PURCHASE in the store. Order by Friday to get your merch in time for the holidays!
I do this list every year around this time, but this year it might be more important than ever. With the election of Trump and Pence and a Republican Congress, LGBTQ people and women are targets in a way we haven’t been for a while, and we’ve been a pretty big target for a long time.
People would love to thank you for these delicious gifts but their mouths are full right now, sorry.
Affordable, functional options for people who binge-watch Chopped regularly!
When you’re not busy counting the sweat beads dripping between your shoulder blades, you’ll be plotting to slip into the club room for your seventh party pie, just to bask in air-con for one sweet minute. Probably, though, you’ll get pie-blocked by one of your red-faced, sweaty-palmed co-workers, who wanders over and, with a dramatic tug of their shirt collar says, mate, how’s this fucken heat? So how do you look and feel great while roasting and dripping under Australia’s death rays?
Maintaining the balance between “I like you and think you’re cool to hang with and sometimes bang” and “we’re dating” is tough, but these gifts will help you out.
What do you get for the person who is perpetually tired, underpaid, and overworked? More books, obviously.
If you’re looking for a way to retool or update your aesthetic, there’s no better inspiration than Grease.
Immortality, my darlings.
If there is anyone in your life currently in need of a truly empowering and also on-brand gift which to utilize to further the progress of our nation or look woke AF, it’s the feminist you know and love.