Plus gayness on Once Upon a Time, The Mick, 9-1-1, The Chi, and a rundown of our can’t-miss TV #content from the past two weeks.

Brace yourself for the “Heathers” pilot, Melonie Diaz is playing gay again this time in Charmed, Lena Waithe’s “Twenties” is going to TBS, “Every Day” is a gender-hopping love story, Cherry Jones stars as a lesbian in “The Party,” the dudes who wrote Everything Sucks! on their inspo and so many other important YES VERY IMPORTANT stories!

Finally, some answers about what Lena Waithe is going to look like inside the OASIS!

We’re also checking in on Queen Sugar, How to Get Away With Murder, and Grey’s Anatomy!

Topics include celesbian gossip, “Professor Marston and The Wonder Women, “Strangers,” Carmilla, Tegan & Sara returning to The Con,” Danger & Eggs, Survivor’s Remorse getting cancelled and so much more!

Most queer books focus on romantic relationships. These ones are centered on queer friendship.

It’s whimsical and fresh and progressive and tender in parts and hopeful in other parts and compelling throughout.

Lesbian scandals that have been clogging our Google Reader so let’s get ’em all out there: sex! murder! terrible fark-ready things! It’s been a year since Dan Choi visited the Rachel Maddow show and came out — he returns and is f*cking brilliant. Also: that’s gay, best interrupting moments & more!

There are now four queer women on this show and none of them are dead!

River Song and Thirteen sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g. Also let’s talk about: That Wrinkle in Time trailer, Wonder Woman’s continued domination at the box office, and American Horror Story: Bees.

Game of Thrones returns on Sunday, and from the looks of things, it’s going to be a delightful time for us all.

“Oh please! I will never ever have respect for Bruno Mars until he comes out & tells us he is a butch lesbian from the 70’s”

May is Masturbation Month! Here’s how the AS staff does it, featuring first time stories, all the weird places we’ve masturbated, how we feel about that and more.

Ellen DeGeneres invites Constance McMillen to her show and Cat Cora speaks out to support Constance. No one believes the guy who says he booked Adam Lambert & Lady Gaga for a launch party at the local park. Johnny Weir is a tough man to track down, are Glambert & Gaga performing together, Tina Fey in Esquire magazine, a new lesbian sci-fi flick, The Real L Word sets a debut date, Ellen Von Unwerth’s lesbo-sexy music video, Jennifer Coolidge, Kathy Griffin and Ugly Betty’s gay kiss.

Let her rest.

“Calculate how many ‘free’ airline snacks you would need to eat to break even on the cost of your plane ticket.”

My dad’s motorcycle magazines weren’t inherently pornographic; they were mostly actually about motorcycles. But beautiful, scantily clad women were pictured posing on them. And those women became an obsession.

It’s that time again! For the EPIC ENORMOUS gift guide in which all of us tell you what we want and then you go get the things for somebody else.

Famous women are not going to let you vote for Trump on their watch, everybody knows Alex is going to hook up with Maggie Sawyer on Supergirl, Mary Lambert played at Stonewall, Lady Gaga did Carpool Karaoke, and more pop culture news!

As of Friday AfterEllen will be in the hands of a straight cis man instead of lesbian & bisexual women, meet the sexiest queerest H&M ad of all time, The Guardian thinks queers are the coolest, Jill Soloway talks Transparent Season Three and regrets over casting a cis man, a lot of Hari Nef in general and more crucial pop culture stories for your day!