Plus updates on Survivor, The Sex Lives of College Girls, and Home Economics.

As my opening number, I’m imaging a quickstep with JoJo Siwa. I have no explanation for this.

Is Bravo the most bisexual network on television? MAYBE SO.

Keke Palmer and Javicia Leslie in X-Men cosplay, Glee is going to haunt us until the day we die, and Apex Legends is adding a trans woman character.

An epistolary lesbian love story, monster horror, final girl thrills, and sharp commentary on reality television and social media collide in this bloody, hilarious, chilling novel.

Has Angelica always been tepid about Malika’s polyamory? Yes. But this isn’t communicating. This is Angelica telling Malika about a decision that she’s already made based on fears that she hasn’t bothered to tell Malika about.

Alice breaks down after a big gay fight about nothing, and Malika’s not letting The Fosters keep all that gay pool fun to themselves.

Also! Updates on Astrid & Lilly Save the World, Charmed, and All American.

The best part of this challenge is getting to learn which of these queens is toppiest and which are bottomiest — assuming we didn’t already know.

Che says asking for what you want is a turn-on, and, well, MIRANDA DIDN’T KNOW THAT OKAY.

On their three year anniversary, two lovers engage in a contest: whoever can make the other orgasm the most times in one day is the winner.

Bonus: Literal patriarchal destruction! My grown-up Christmas wish!

We’re making small talk with a random white lady, and it’s all my fault.

Fionna and Cake are coming to HBO Max, there was definitely something going on with Olivia and Paula in White Lotus, new queer horror and queer love triangle TV, and more!

Plus, the Season Two trailer for Never Have I Ever looks great and gay. Also, updates on All American, Legacies, Betty is back and we couldn’t love it more, everyone got high on shrooms on The Bold Type, and a surprise lesbian witch pregnancy on Charmed.

I asked her if I could have a human-sized cat cone, the one that makes it looks like your head is poking through a piece of toast. Sadly, I cannot — but I can get the brace I need in Tennessee Lady Vols orange, so at least I can support my favorite team while also making sure the top half of my body is the color of a construction cone so I don’t get hit by any cars.

“I’m sure Mr. David didn’t set out to write a Black lesbian dating anthem but this is where we are — where I am — in regard to this timeless banger.”

“Just surround yourself with dogs and keep chanting, ‘I was a lesbian in 1974.'”

“Say you were on a panel and the question came up. How would you explain it to Brie?”

Plus updates on: Legacies, S.W.A.T., and All American!