S L I C K: May the Best Girlfriend Win

Content notes: remote control vibrators, exhibitionism, public orgasms, bathroom sex
It began with a somewhat ridiculous suggestion from Alex.

“I have the perfect way to spice up our three-year anniversary," she had proclaimed with the same cocky little grin she'd flashed when they first met.

There was little difference even three years later, really. Her bright green eyes still sparked with mischief, and they were almost always paired with smokey eyeshadow that shouldn’t be seen outside a nightclub. Though her naturally blonde hair was no longer dyed purple-pink, but a dark maroon, she changed it so frequently, it was a moot point. Alex still looked like the same girl who seemed to walk straight out of Lila's teenage fantasies, espe...

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Pearline is a writer and illustrator who never lost that childhood love for making up stories. Her distinctive style reflects her myriad of influences, which include fantasy novels, all forms of animation, indie comics, and many more. Becoming the creative eccentric stereotype banging out masterpieces in the dead of the night has always been a life goal and her current reality in its broad strokes. You can see what she’s working on at any given time here: Trello

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