Quiz: Which Queer Christmas Movie Character Are You?

Despite progress being made in many other areas of media visibility, lesbians, bisexuals and queers aren’t exactly thriving in the Christmas movie department — but we’ve certainly got enough Christmas movie heroines to really sit down and figure out our true holiday hearts by matching ourselves to a fictional character through a series of seemingly random but intentionally crafted questions. (And stay tuned for the updated Lesbian+ Christmas movies list coming out later this week!)

Which Queer Christmas Movie Character Are You?

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Someone who's just met you would say that you are:*

Someone who's known you for a long time would say that you are:*

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How do you feel about the Christmas season in general?*

Which Christmas character do you THINK you are? (This question is optional and won't determine your result but it could be a tie-breaker!)

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  1. I got Abby from Happiest Season, which tracks because I also got Abby in the Happiest Season quiz from 3 years ago, and also in real life I am Abby from the Happiest Season which I bet you never knew.

  2. I got Dorrie from Let it Snow, which I have never seen but now obviously have to. I was sad though that my favorite (and arguably the best) straight Christmas movie The Holiday was not a choice.

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