Years ago, in the hopeless pit of despair that is desperate unemployment, I found myself begging a casual acquaintance to help set me up with an interview at a mutual friend’s painfully hip juice company. I was presumably going to be doing accounting or something, I’m not really sure, but I do know that I was pumped about the idea of free juice. Juice is the best!
To get my head in the game, I made a playlist completely filled with songs about juice. I figured if I listened to it enough, my potential future employers would be able to sense my enthusiasm for juice, and that had to score me some juice points.
Long story short, I didn’t get that job, but my passion for juice remains. I listen to this playlist whenever I’m trying to get pumped about something, whether it’s juice-related or not. This playlist ended up being a little hip-hop heavy, which makes sense because rappers are notoriously passionate about delicious, delicious juice. There is also an Insane Clown Posse song because I guess Faygo counts as Juggalo juice (or something), and although I am not personally an ICP fan I saw no reason to discriminate. As far as I can tell, all of these songs are 100% literally about the joys of juice, whether it’s adding a shot of spirulina to your cold-pressed wheatgrass or getting the straw through the Capri Sun drink bag on the very first try.
Playlist: Songs About Juice
Juicebox – the Strokes
Juicy – The Notorious B.I.G.
Grape Juice City – Ratatat
Juice – Riff Raff
Who Got The Juice? – The Game
Apple Juice Kissing – Deee-Lite
Juice Box – Pitbull
Juggalo Juice – Insane Clown Posse
Orange Pineapple Juice – Common
Cookies and Apple Juice – Cam’ron
Juice Box – Preschool Pop Stars
Juice – Chingy
Pimp Juice – Nelly
Crunk Juice – Lil Jon & the East Side Boyz
The Juiceman Cometh – The Polish Ambassador
Juiced – THEESatisfaction
Juice – Slothrust
Might As Well Get Juiced – The Rolling Stones