“This look is not ‘she means so much to me and I’m so happy we’re on this trip together,’ this is Carol considering how much she values getting their hotel room’s damage deposit back.”

Everyone in the film is Mexican. Everything in the film is Mexican. Everyone and everything is me.

I love my gay space moms!

She inspired a Nina Simone song. She was clocked by the Feds. She wore pearl earrings. She gave a generation of Black actors the roles that would define their careers.

The very premise of Wakanda is based on imagining new black realities. Creating new legends, tales of heroics that aren’t predicated on whiteness. Stories of community and strength. Liberation and stardust.

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This film explores some of my favorite themes all in one glossy, campy, self-aware package: misandry, women being extremely gay together, principled revenge, and the triumph of aught culture.

“The violins kept getting more and more excited and so did I and by the end of that three-minute scene I was gay.”

Carol is live on Netflix. Come join me as I watch it on loop.

When the air turns crisp and leaves turn orange, I only yearn for one thing: for a virgin to light the damn candle and bring my favorite trio of witches back from the dead.

“This movie is like visual Zoloft in that I haven’t worried about anything while watching it but I haven’t felt alive either.”

Me Before You isn’t half-baked schlock that crumbles under the weight of its own unconscionable ignorance. No — instead, director Thea Sharrock and writer Jojo Moyes gave us a bio-horror masterpiece about a deadly outbreak of Ableism in small-town Wales. With Halloween upon us, it’s time their efforts got the recognition they deserve.

Misandrist. Lesbian. Vampires.

“First everybody chews spaghetti really loud.”

“I think we can all agree that vampires are sexier than human boyfriends with control issues, who can’t even fly, or turn into a bat or anything.”

What does Monster have to do with The Hunger Games and Katniss Everdeen? You’re about to find out.

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Before I could watch Mindy Kaling wear pajamas while eating fast food all day or Ilana Glazer taking naps during her job in Broad City, I had Jaye Tyler and George Lass.

Chill at home, make dinner for your someone special, and watch Moulin Rouge! for Valentine’s Day.

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