Results for: comics
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Grease Bats: Visual Shorthand
“I wanna be seen as who I am: A NON-BINARY QUEER FUCK BOY WITH POOR IMPULSE CONTROL.”
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Grease Bats: Sober Kid at the Party
“I had no idea how much drinking masked my anxiety until penicillin.”
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Grease Bats: Cruising 4 Pride
“This Pride I’m finally getting over my CATHOLIC GUILT that has prevented me from engaging and enjoying hook-up culture!”
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Grease Bats: Spring Fling
“I’m not emotionally ready for a CRUSH!”
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Grease Bats: Post-Valentine’s Day
“Group sex has betrayed me.”
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Bad News: She’s Straight
“Straighter than an arrow! Straighter than a ruler! Straighter than uncooked spaghetti! Straighter than your parents! Straighter than a 401k!”
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Grease Bats: Lonely
“I went to a museum ALONE. Then I treated myself to a fancy coffee ALONE. Then I worked in the library ALONE. Then I bought this sweater ALONE.”
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Grease Bats: The Afterparty
“Ahhhh… the afterparty: Where good decisions go to die.”
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Grease Bats: Homophobic Inheritance
“You’d think after someone dies you wouldn’t have to deal with their bullshit anymore… yet her hatred perseveres!”
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Grease Bats: Homosexual Imposter
“Do I need an undercut? Do I need to wear a half-way buttoned top in a French tuck?”
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Grease Bats: New Friends
“Are you interested in engaging in some platonic friendship?”
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Grease Bats: Top, Bottom Or Switch?
“You’re working yourself up into an identity crisis!”
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Grease Bats: Feeling The Gender Feels
“I’m fine” is just code for “I’m disassociating from my feelings.”
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Greasebats: Can’t Go Home Again
“I can list everyone on the US Women’s Soccer Team from least gay to most gay haircut!” “I can’t even appreciate what a cool and vital skill that is because I’m too sad!”
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Grease Bats: Heartbroken
“The first girl I loved punched me in the face at recess in fourth grade.”
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Grease Bats: Not My Jam
“Dating. Sex. Romance. It’s not my jam.”
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Grease Bats: New Year’s Resolutions
“Sure, I’ve mostly only eaten free fortune cookies for the past two days, but I’m FINE.”
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Grease Bats: Don’t Cancel Your Sex Date
“That’s it, I’m cancelling my Valentine’s three-way to celebrate with you!”
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Grease Bats: Holigay Obligations
“You know what I’m doing for the holigays? Absolutely NOTHING that I feel obligated to do!”
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Grease Bats: Astrology Is Real And Meaningful
“You can tell that now is a good time for Scout to finish their erotic novel ‘Buffy The Butt Slayer’ just from their astrological sign?”