NSFW Lesbosexy Sunday Will Never Be Satisfied

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Welcome to NSFW Sunday! And week two of my campaign “talk about Hamilton everywhere even when also talking about lesbian sex.”

Oluchi Onweagba via colorandcurves

Oluchi Onweagba via colorandcurves

+ Vibrators are cool now, duh:

“Not only are vibrators not invisible, they’re hardly even avoidable. New vibrators are unveiled to the awed public at TechCrunch conferences. They are reviewed on Gizmodo. They comprise valid talking points for celebrities, including Barbara Walters. (Walters named hers ‘selfie’, Alicia Silverstone endorses “eco-friendly” vibrators, Beyoncé’s is allegedly gold-plated and Maggie Gyllenhaal claims an ‘incredible collection’.) High-end companies market them as luxury products. One 2012 survey found that 52.5% of women used them, whether alone or with a partner, and that women who used vibrators were actually more likely to take care of their sexual health by going to the gynecologist for regular exams.

It’s odd to admit this, but vibrators may have gone way beyond not being shameful. They may just be cool.”

+ Omgyes is a new way to learn about vagina-based sexual pleasure based on touch videos. Have you ever wanted to touch a stranger’s vagina and listen to what she likes and why, while also using your tablet/phone/thing and not actually interacting with anyone? This is the website for you. (That sounds flip. This looks rad.)

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+ The Nooky Box is a forthcoming sex subscription box that calls itself “first and only curated sex subscription box created with everyone in mind — regardless of relationship status, gender or sexual orientation.”

via rodeoh

photo of @cstumbless via rodeoh

+ There are worse places to find kinky people than on OKCupid.

+ Tinder knows how hot you are.

Lilian Boheme via fuckyeahmtfs.tumblr.com

Lilian Boheme via fuckyeahmtfs.tumblr.com

+ If you want to learn to flirt with plausible deniability Mallory Ortberg has your back:

“There are people who will tell you that the most important thing to remember when trying to pick someone up is confidence, that you miss all the shots you never take, that the worst thing that can happen to you when you put yourself out there is hearing the word “no.” These people have never asked a woman out in West Hollywood only to have her laugh in their face as she says “I’m straight,” then fall down a flight of stairs and I had to get a ride to the emergency room and it turns out I broke my ankle.

Don’t listen to those people. Listen to me. A thousand horrible things can happen to you. The most important thing you can do in life is establish plausible deniability that you have ever liked anyone, anywhere, ever. Here, then is a guide for the cautious. Remember: nothing ventured, nothing ventured.”

+ There are lots of bad reasons to move in with someone, but only one good one:

“[A]sking yourself why exactly you want to take this step is more important than how long you’ve been together. ‘Moving in because you want to share your life with a partner who loves and supports you is a great reason,’ says Steinberg. ‘Feeling desperate because your lease is up is not.'”

+ From the Autostraddle Lesbian Sex Archives: these queer and lesbian sex books will make you better in bed, and include Girl Sex 101, Fucking Trans Women, The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex For Women and more:

“Sometimes you’re born instantly knowing everything there is to know except that wait, that never happens. Whether you’re new to sex, want to try something different, or curious about learning more, these ten queer and relevant-to-queer-interests sex guides are the perfect place to start.”

+ Also, what sex toy are you? (You are not the Ceramix. No one is the Ceramix.)

Carolyn Yates was the NSFW Editor (2013–2018) and Literary Editor for Autostraddle.com, with bylines in Nylon, Refinery29, The Toast, Bitch, Xtra!, Jezebel, and elsewhere. They live in Los Angeles and also on twitter and instagram.

Carolyn has written 1068 articles for us.

19 Comments

  1. When Hamilton is played by a woman, ‘Satisfied’ is the song I’ll find queerest and hottest. (“You strike me as a woman who has never been satisfied…you’re like me…I’ve never been satisfied.”)

  2. So, my mom had a nerve sheath tumor removed from her thumb two weeks ago. (Don’t worry, she’s okay – it was benign.) Anyway, she went to the doctor a few days ago so that he could check on how her thumb was healing, and the first thing he did was whip out a hitachi magic wand and ask her if she knew what it was!

    It wasn’t some clumsy, license-revoking attempt at a pickup line, or anything. Apparently it’s been proven that applying vibration to wounds and scar tissue really helps them heal and fade! Just one more reason why vibrators are the very best.

  3. Thanks for sharing that omgyes.com link. We got it – way worth it – inspiring some new play tonight and made me speak up about stuff I hadn’t ever thought to.

    Many on the site are les and bi, though it’s completely cis-gendered and doesn’t even bring up trans women. if you’re gonna do something so rad, why not go full rad?

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