Welcome back to No Filter, wherein we dissect the week in celesbian Instagram. For a week that involved #InternationalCatDay, this was a relatively slow news week! I can tell you that Amber Heard is single again and shout out to a lot of “news outlets” for saying her breakup with Elon Musk was due to “aspects of her behavior,” which seems to be a dog whistle for “can’t trust those greedy bisexuals, am I right?!!?!” I would really like for her to publicly date a woman next, so if you are reading this, Amber, please consider helping me out in my time of need. In other news, Cara Delevingne is getting into the arts:
Things got sketchy (GET IT?) when @caradelevingne and I signed up for a nude drawing class. Watch on https://t.co/CnkfKNmrZb! @vanityfair pic.twitter.com/A3R0fDyJEJ
— Derek Blasberg (@DerekBlasberg) August 3, 2017
Gaby Dunn got this haircut and really wants you to know about it.
Everything’s fine at the Butcher/Esposito house, everybody’s doing great.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXSunvohNUW/?taken-by=daniebb3
I just have a real soft spot for anthropomorphizing wigs, what do you want?
Amandla Stenberg experiencing some deep moments on a cliff, I guess.
I don’t think I will ever not post a Mallory Ortberg car lip sync video.
I JUST THOUGHT THIS WAS SWEET.
Brittani Nichols is doing great, thanks for asking.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXi_ohNFx3E/
You don’t know how hard I struggled to keep this from being just pictures of everyone’s cats, but this post had to be included – look at all the emotions that this little dude experiences all at once!
AND ONE MORE FOR GOOD MEASURE.
Join us next week, if there even is a next week.
Mallory Ortberg’s look is evolving into: she should host every show on the Game Show Network, but in a hot way.
That video just did me in.
Mallory Ortberg already hosts almost every show on the Game Show Network of my heart/loins, so
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I saw Brittani Nichols in person the other day, she did look great, though it was an LGBTQ specific space(and mostly non-cis men).
If this was just pictures of everyone’s cats I would have been okay with it. And that’s coming from a dog person.
i’ve done all-dog posts and honestly could have used all-cat posts this week but i thought it was important to carry on as though everything on earth isn’t on fire.
Jasika is adorable
Beth Ditto’s cat is glorious.
This article severely underestimates how much I want to know about Gaby Dunn’s new haircut.
Daaaang, Gaby Dunn.
Mallory Ortberg’s evolution into Top Celesbian is the best development of 2017 so far.