No Filter: Cara Delevingne Would Love To Sketch You Sometime

Welcome back to No Filter, wherein we dissect the week in celesbian Instagram. For a week that involved #InternationalCatDay, this was a relatively slow news week! I can tell you that Amber Heard is single again and shout out to a lot of “news outlets” for saying her breakup with Elon Musk was due to “aspects of her behavior,” which seems to be a dog whistle for “can’t trust those greedy bisexuals, am I right?!!?!” I would really like for her to publicly date a woman next, so if you are reading this, Amber, please consider helping me out in my time of need. In other news, Cara Delevingne is getting into the arts:

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Could go shorter tbh.

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Gaby Dunn got this haircut and really wants you to know about it.

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Rhea nailed the national mood with a single text

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Everything’s fine at the Butcher/Esposito house, everybody’s doing great.
I just have a real soft spot for anthropomorphizing wigs, what do you want?

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We're so small 🙄

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Amandla Stenberg experiencing some deep moments on a cliff, I guess.

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psyching myself up to meet a literal baby

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I don’t think I will ever not post a Mallory Ortberg car lip sync video.


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Here I am convincing people I'm fine

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Brittani Nichols is doing great, thanks for asking.
You don’t know how hard I struggled to keep this from being just pictures of everyone’s cats, but this post had to be included – look at all the emotions that this little dude experiences all at once!


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  1. Mallory Ortberg’s look is evolving into: she should host every show on the Game Show Network, but in a hot way.

  2. I saw Brittani Nichols in person the other day, she did look great, though it was an LGBTQ specific space(and mostly non-cis men).

  3. If this was just pictures of everyone’s cats I would have been okay with it. And that’s coming from a dog person.

    • i’ve done all-dog posts and honestly could have used all-cat posts this week but i thought it was important to carry on as though everything on earth isn’t on fire.

  4. This article severely underestimates how much I want to know about Gaby Dunn’s new haircut.

  5. Daaaang, Gaby Dunn.

    Mallory Ortberg’s evolution into Top Celesbian is the best development of 2017 so far.

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