No Filter: Cara Delevingne Would Love To Sketch You Sometime

Welcome back to No Filter, wherein we dissect the week in celesbian Instagram. For a week that involved #InternationalCatDay, this was a relatively slow news week! I can tell you that Amber Heard is single again and shout out to a lot of “news outlets” for saying her breakup with Elon Musk was due to “aspects of her behavior,” which seems to be a dog whistle for “can’t trust those greedy bisexuals, am I right?!!?!” I would really like for her to publicly date a woman next, so if you are reading this, Amber, please consider helping me out in my time of need. In other news, Cara Delevingne is getting into the arts:


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Could go shorter tbh.

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Gaby Dunn got this haircut and really wants you to know about it.


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Rhea nailed the national mood with a single text

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Everything’s fine at the Butcher/Esposito house, everybody’s doing great.

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I just have a real soft spot for anthropomorphizing wigs, what do you want?


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We're so small 🙄

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Amandla Stenberg experiencing some deep moments on a cliff, I guess.


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psyching myself up to meet a literal baby

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I don’t think I will ever not post a Mallory Ortberg car lip sync video.



I JUST THOUGHT THIS WAS SWEET.


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Here I am convincing people I'm fine

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Brittani Nichols is doing great, thanks for asking.


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You don’t know how hard I struggled to keep this from being just pictures of everyone’s cats, but this post had to be included – look at all the emotions that this little dude experiences all at once!



AND ONE MORE FOR GOOD MEASURE.


Join us next week, if there even is a next week.

Stef Schwartz is a founding member and the self-appointed Vapid Fluff Editor at Autostraddle.com. She currently resides in New York City, where she spends her days writing songs nobody will ever hear and her nights telling much more successful musicians what to do. Follow her on twitter and/or instagram.

Stef has written 449 articles for us.

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