My dear friends, it is with great discomfort that I present to you the latest in Kristen Stewart’s romantic adventures: tanning topless on a boat! Is this a dramatic invasion of her privacy? YES! Is it any of our business? NO! Is this what I do for a job? ALSO YES! Do I need to know if she and Stella Maxwell are truly back together more urgently than I need to know anything about my own life? You better believe it.
Anyway, some gross paparazzi took photos of Kristen cavorting with Maxwell aboard a yacht off the Amalfi coast, and there’s a lot of tongue-wagging from a “source” about how Kristen’s most recent paramour, Sara Dinkin, didn’t know the pair were meeting up but by golly, she sure does now! It’s nice to know that no matter how famous and desirable a person is, they’re still capable of being just as messy as the rest of us.
Remember the good old days when Kristen frolicked near the sea with a girl and we literally didn’t know if it was gay or not?!?!? All we could do was speculate! Oh my friends, it was gay, it was always so, so gay.
Wow Gaby Dunn is a professional and also on tour! Apparently!
The pure queer energy radiating off King Princess is frankly blinding.
Whoever didn’t answer this FaceTime call from Teddy Geiger, you done fucked up.
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THREE DAYS AWAY FROM I WISH!! 😳 btw “The Experience” is going to be so much fun which is 7/19 and 7/20 at The ROW DTLA 12-8pm! I can’t wait for you guys to be fully immersed in this world🤗 plus the Merch is so cuuuute RSVP on my website and don’t forget to pre-save the song!! LETS GO!
Is it Hayley Kiyoko or is it THE ACTUAL SUN IN THE SKY?!?!?!?
OK we still don’t know for sure if Ashley Benson and Cara Whatsherface are engaged but we do know that Ashley participated in this bottle cap challenge situation and also apparently she ordered peanut butter and jelly in a RESTAURANT??? Who does that over the age of ten?!?!? I have many questions.
When you’re a big star like Samira Wiley, you never play Solitaire alone.
Everything the light touches.
She protec, she attac, but most of all she let us know when the boys are back… in town (guitar solo).