My Drunk Kitchen 201: Hannah Hart’s Meat Pie, Now In HD!

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Well hello! My Drunk Kitchen’s Hannah Hart kicked off season 2 of everyone’s favorite internet “cooking” show with a special treat: high definition. Now you can see every detail of Harto’s adorableness/creative hat choices in a higher quality than when you Skype your parents! All right!

In this edition of Drunken Antics With A Lesbian You Wish You Were Cuddle-Friends With, Hannah cooks a meat pie, which is the most wicked food she can think of and surprisingly does not act as a double entendre at any point in this video. Among other excellent moments, Harto offers advice to aspiring chefs, now that she’s a successful culinary artist: “Some people say you should read the whole recipe before you start to cook. I say, don’t ever do that because then you will immediately not want to cook.” Truly, she is one of the greatest minds of our generation.

“Butter? I barely know her! Eh.”

Grace Ellis has been writing and making hack-job graphics for Autostraddle since 2011 and is a co-creator and co-writer of the comic book series Lumberjanes. She is mostly an intern in name only. (Mostly.) She lives in Columbus, Ohio because why anything. Also, she wants to write the Black Widow movie and feels like if she just keeps telling people, eventually she will be allowed to do it. She has a Twitter and a Tumblr, both of which are pretty above average.

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33 Comments

  1. It’s true, if you read the recipe ahead of time you won’t want to cook cause the recipe is written in some foreign language and only makes sense if you have a special cipher or code breaking machine

      • I do not appreciate your belittlement of my marriage and subsequent anniversary celebrations with cheese. Granted we can’t have tiny cheese babies but we will adopt and love them like we love, well, cheese.

          • My cheesy wife would be delighted to hear that Hannah would be attending as she hears that Hannah was smitten with my cheese’s ex – wine. Such a small community isn’t it, this cheesexual world?

            By the way, the gift sounds lovely, thank you! A fondue set is actually a cheese jacuzzi. It’ll be useful in our bid to delay cheesexual bed death as long as possible. And as much as I love having my night cheese and strip ch-ease every now and then, nothing is more exciting than skinny-cheese-dipping.

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