Researchers in the Rwandan section of the Virunga mountain range in central Africa have recently published the results of a two-year study of female wild mountain gorillas that presents some very surprising findings:
It’s true: a team of researchers led by Dr. Cyril Grueter of the University of Western Australia observed female gorillas engaging in a wide range of lesbian sex acts. Homosexuality has been widely reported in male primates, but significantly fewer studies have been dedicated to females (typical). Although lesbian gorilla activity is not entirely unheard of, this is the first time data on the subject has been officially published and available for analysis. Over a two-year period, 18 of the 22 female gorillas observed by the team performed sexual acts with other females. These sexual acts included “genital rubbing,” “genital closeness,” “mating calls during intercourse,” “arguing at brunch,” “listening to Tegan and Sara records,” “adopting cats” and of course the age-old classic, “making out for male attention.”
Dr. Grueter reports that he believes female gorillas engaged in sexual acts with each other primarily as a response to male rejection, but also as a response to sexual excitement after witnessing other gorillas having sex and/or to attract males. Apparently, about a quarter of the encounters Grueter witnessed involved at least one lady-gorilla that had engaged in heterosexual sex either the day before or after. This observation led him to conclude that same-sex attraction in gorillas probably had nothing to do with sexuality (just like human women!).
“Our main conclusion is that it’s purely sexual behaviour,” Grueter told the Daily Mail Australia. “They can easily shift from preference; It’s not necessarily that they have same-sex orientation.” While the study found that female gorilla sexuality (like female human sexuality) is more “flexible” than that of males, it also repeatedly determined that such activity was mainly as a response to frustration about the lack of interested heterosexual mates. Astonishingly, Dr. Grueter is not the same guy who interviewed Cara Delevingne for Vogue.
Male gorillas were also spotted having strong opinions about the lesbians in their midst. While some male gorillas seemed indifferent to the hotbed of lesbian activity taking place, other dominant males would aggressively interrupt. The male gorillas were often observed asking the two ladies if they’d like some company, if they’d be willing to let him watch, which one of them was “the man,” or how they knew they were gay; maybe they just hadn’t met the right dominant male yet? Possibly due to this invasion of privacy, the study reports that “…there was also a tendency for such copulations to take place in secluded places with dense vegetation.”
![The first ever photo of gorillas having lesbian sex, don't say I never gave you nothin'. Photo by Ceryl Grueter.](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/lesbian-gorilla-sex.jpg?resize=640%2C480)
CLOSER I AM TO FIIIIIIIIINE: The first ever photo of gorillas having lesbian sex. Photo via University of Western Australia
While the results of this study are very exciting, they also raise some important questions. Is sexual attraction the same for primates as it is for humans, or is Dr. Grueter right and the whole thing has been a ploy for male attention? Why did lesbian gorilla sex have to be discovered by a white guy with a goatee? Is this why they never found a mate for Koko? If there are any female gorillas reading this, we would appreciate some answers.
I laughed so much.
Oh, awesome! You just know one of them has already met the gorilla her dreams!
More like “Girl-las in the Mist”, amirite?
Was there any U-haul trucks spotted in the vicinity? ???
Stef I love you.
i love you like a gorilla loves dense vegetation.
Part of me wishes you had filed this under Vapid Fluff, too.
I’m paranoid that this might come off as sassy, but I just meant it would have been funny. Gorilla gossip!
xoxo gossip gorilla
Is it just me or did anyone else’s Autostraddle.com layout turn into a bad trip?
They did a redesign. Laneia just mentioned it over on Twitter.
Change is hard! But maybe there’s cool stuff about the new site :)
It works on Chrome but not on Safari.
But I LOVE the new fonts GUYS :D
what is your Safari version like? I just checked on my computer and it looks a lot better for me on Safari, was a bit buggy on chrome (like the line under the menu isn’t a solid line and a thick grey line below the menu that was too small to seem like advertising but doesn’t appear at all on safari)
I’m using safari on iPad, so whichever version of the app is most recent.
It looks super weird on it : old fonts, text super-imposed on other text, and the top line appears in the middle of the screen and travels down with you as you scroll down (completely unusable)
sleep? who needs sleep.
Also we’re going to be putting up a post in a few minutes about the redesign – so if you’re still experiencing weirdness please let me know there so I can fix it. Thank you!! :)
Sorry Cee !!! Will do :)
cee, you’re a star. high five. have a coffee. or a blunt. whichever you need most right now.
haha mine was totally broken, like stuff was floating around the page. They’ve already fixed the problem ticket though – good works guys!
I am very annoyed that Dian Fossey didn’t tell us a long time ago.
I am just sat here trying to think of some awful lesbian gorilla puns. Which is a wonderful pastime I heartily recommend.
“I bet that one’s girlfriend is going to G(o)rill-her about that pic later”
“I bet you can hear a lot of Moan-keys in that forest”
etc
how has no one said gayrillas yet
ahHAAAAAA I laughed. Thank you.
this defs needs a comment award!
Tarzan Has “2” Mommys
….would be the Tarzan sequel pun we all wanted
“Closer I am to fineeee” DYING.
I laughed so hard. I hope my neighbour didn’t hear. Thank you Stef!
Stef, i love this and i love you
Remember when Rosie O’Donnell was the voice for the gorilla Terk in Tarzan? And the faux hawk she sported, it all makes sense.
This is precious, just precious.
Too freaking awesome!
“Is this why they never found a mate for Koko?”
Well, she does have a thing for cats…
This is truly, truly perfect. Stef, have you considered going into gorilla research? I feel like your interpretations are more valid. Seriously, that guy!
Also, I just realized. He says they are making out for male attention…in secluded areas. Get your story straight! (Heh)
Also, “Astonishingly, Dr. Grueter is not the same guy who interviewed Cara Delevingne for Vogue” is the best line of science journalism I’ve ever read.
Absent lesbian behavior: u-hauling. Which begs the question, is this purely a human characteristic, or merely a product of living in a jungle without roads? Inquiring minds, Doctor Grueter.
If anyone is interesting to go beyond Dr. Grueter’s baseless assumptions, there is a brilliant book called Biological Exuberance: Animal Homosexuality and Natural Diversity by Bruce Bagemihl. Check your local library for it.
Don’t be intimidated by its door stopper size- the main argument is in the first part which is about 200-300 pages, the rest is just a catalogue.
Beyond animal homosexuality, it is a much-needed approach to understanding the complexity of sexuality in all species and how our restrictive models and a limited understanding of evolution fail us when we try to understand it.
Nerdy science comment over!