Gallery: 50 Sexy Vampires and Witches For a Happy Halloween

It’s Halloween, which means it’s time to pause and appreciate girls dressed up as witches or vampires. Who’s your favorite witch/vampire?

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    I’m going to pre-emptively guess the number of people that will complain about there being no Willow from Buffy (probs specifically vampire Willow) as being 13, because it seems like an appropriate figure.

    More importantly, that picture of water-skiing witches is sublime!

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      I’ll just get in line.

      If this wasn’t a queer site, I could at least post some unhinged rant about bias and heteronormativity for leaving out maybe the most well known lesbian-identified fictional witch who is also a vampire in an alternate universe.

      But it is a queer site…so…I’m an left with the less satisfying explanation that someone probably just forgot. And that makes me sad.

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      This. Exactly this. Want evil Willow.

      Willow: It’s horrible! That’s me as a vampire? I’m so evil and…skanky. And I think I’m kinda gay.
      Buffy: Willow, just remember, a vampire’s personality has nothing to do with the person it was.
      Angel: Well, actually… [Buffy gives him a look] That’s a good point.

      Oh, the foreshadowing.

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    Am I the only person who has a problem with so many of the photos in this gallery depicting women dressed in ways that sexualise them primarily for the benefit of men? (Further to that, are we not perpetuatin that here?)

    Much as I enjoy some amazing eye candy, my stomach squishes when I think about why these women are dressed the way that they are. =<

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