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*immediately considers the safety of her fudge pop tart supply*
Pop tarts are pretty good, specially that blueberry one.
But they’ve stopped carrying the brown sugar ones without any sugar topping and it’s probably been a decade now and I’m still not over it. Let me tell you though, if I found a box of those and someone took the last one? There’s no coming back from that.
Better yet, I was newly pregnant and she ate my very last PopTart. Still haven’t forgiven her but I did (after nine years) accept her friend request on FB.