rachel: speaking of experiments in content, do we want something on the debate last night? i am really baffled as to how to approach coverage of them at this point because it feels like there’s one every week and nothing actually happens in any of them
heather: In Lieu of Coverage About Last Night’s Debate, Nachos
riese: i could just do a listling without commentary where I pull random lines from last nights debate out of context and put them in a random order
the feature image could be a picture of nachos
rachel: i think that would really be the best of all possible worlds
i think i can get that done in about 45 minutes
SOMEBODY TIME ME
heather: okay tell me when to start!
riese: ok i’m looking for a nachos pictures and then can publish this
rachel: nice hustle out there, riese.
43 Excerpts From Last Night’s Republican Presidential Debate, Ripped Mercilessly Out Of Context
1. The other thing is, I do care about the poor people.
2. When I was Budget Committee chairman in Washington, I stepped on every toe in that town
3. Yeah, but, Marco! Marco!
4. There are more words in the IRS code than there are in the Bible.
5. If you raise the minimum wage, you’re going to make people more expensive than a machine.
6. Reagan Love — by the way, pretty great name, I think — is a teacher.
7. You’ve already made two comments, John. It’s my turn.
8. All I can say is, you’re lucky in Ohio that you struck oil.
9. We need more welders and less philosophers.
10. My father carried mail on his back
11. We will have a wall. The wall will be built. The wall will be successful. And if you think walls don’t work, all you have to do is ask Israel.
12. You should let Jeb speak.
13. We have to make our military bigger, better, stronger than ever before so that nobody messes with us.
14. I got about four minutes in the last debate. I’m going to get my question right now.
15. “I like Ike,” right? The expression. “I like Ike.”
16. Outside of Anbar in Iraq, there’s a big energy field. Take that from them. Take all of that land from them.
17. It took Candy Crush one year to reach some 100 million users.
18. I think in order to make them look like losers, we have to destroy their caliphate.
19. We either have a country or we don’t have a country.
20. My Mom is here, so I don’t think we should be pushing any grannies off cliffs.
21. That really struck me. This is America. A mother is going to bed afraid for her children’s future.
22. Mr. Trump, you yourself said “let Governor Bush speak.” Governor Bush?
23. I would encourage folks, if you go to our website, tedcruz.org, we have the specific numbers on the website.
24. I mean, that’s like a board game, that’s like playing Monopoly or something.
25. And so here’s the truth: this election is about the future.
26. Before we get a little bit off-kilter here…
27. I made it a 10% number, as you know. I’ve been very highly praised for it.
28. I don’t like Assad. Who’s going to like Assad?
29. I got to know Putin very well because we were both on 60 Minutes, we were stablemates, and we did very well that night.
30. Carly Fiorina can beat Hillary Clinton.
31. I come from a town where if the wind blew the wrong way, people found themselves out of work.
32. Can I finish my time?
33. I ask you to join us at tedcruz.org.
34. Why does she keep interrupting everybody?
35. I’ve never met Vladimir Putin, but I know enough about him to know he is a gangster.
36. No. No, I didn’t say that.
37. You know, if I may respond…
38. We’re going to have a day where we wake up and some of our big cities are either very cold, or very hot.
39. They hate us because our girls go to school.
40. They go into the store and they buy a bar of soap, it costs 10 cents more, they notice it.
41. Thank you, Donald, for allowing me to speak at the debate. That’s really nice of you. Really appreciate that.
42. Again, that’s on our website at tedcruz.org.
43. This is how socialism starts, ladies and gentlemen.