18 New Donald Trump Person of The Year Covers: An Art Therapy Special

Hey did you hear the one about how Time magazine picked Donald Trump as its person of the year? Don’t worry, they picked Hitler once too. Also Stalin and Ayatollah Khomeni! The magazine’s intention is to crown the person who had the biggest impact on that year’s news, so Trump was a predictable choice. But that doesn’t make it any easier for us to look at his face.

Sometimes, art therapy is the only way we know how to get through these tough times. (See also:10 Ways of Looking at John McCain: DADT Filibuster Art Therapy Special) We all pursued this assignment with gusto and glory.


1. Tiny Trump, by Rachel Kincaid, Managing Editor

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2. Everybody’s Head Explodes, by Stef Schwartz, Vapid Fluff Editor

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3. St. Elmo’s Fire, by Kayla Kumari, Staff Writer

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4. Mayor of Toontown, by Heather Hogan, Senior Editor

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5. Sad Man, by Erin Sullivan, Staff Writer

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6. ME, by Cameron Glavin, Cartoonist

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7. Inauguration Day, by Riese Bernard, Editor-in-Chief

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8. The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, by Stef Schwartz, Vapid Fluff Editor

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9. There’s A Lot More To Ogres Than People Think, by Cecelia Kyoko, Staff Writershrek

10. Racist of the Year, by Laura M, Staff Writer

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11. He’s Gonna Fuck Shit Up, by Yvonne Marquez, Senior Editor

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12. Do Not Want, by Mey Rude, Trans Editor

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13. A Bigger Ego, by Carrie Wade, Staff Writer

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14. Hillary Clinton, by Carmen Rios, Feminism Editor

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15. Oops, by Stef Schwartz, Vapid Fluff Editor

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16. Anal, by Audrey White, Staff Writer

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17. Coming 4 u, by Sarah Sarwar, Business & Design Director

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18. Mahalo Motherfuckers, by Stef Schwartz, Vapid Fluff Editor

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Marie Lyn Bernard, aka Riese, is an award-winning writer, blogger, journalist, fictionist, copywriter, video-maker and aspiring cyber-performance artist who grew up in the midwest, lost her mind in New York City and is currently making it work in California. Her work has appeared in nine books including "The Bigger the Better, The Tighter The Sweater: 21 Funny Women on Beauty, Body Image and The Hazards of Being Female," "Dirty Girls," and "The Best American Erotica of 2007," magazines including Nylon, Marie Claire, GO, Curve, Interlude, and CollegeBound, and all over the web including nerve.com, Jezebel, Queerty, Emily Books and OurChart (RIP). She was the recapper for The L Word Online and host of Showtime’s Lezberado and her personal blog has earned many dubious honors including Best Personal Blog 2008. Riese has spoken about blogging, community-building, feminism, cyberculture and sexuality at places like BlogHer, Yale, New York University, The University of Chicago and The Museum of Sex. A graduate of the University of Michigan, Interlochen Arts Academy and The Olive Garden's week-long training intensive; she enjoys eating foods, having big ideas, reading books & talking to her stuffed dog, Tinkerbell. Also, she's Jewish. Follow her smokin’ hot adventures on twitter. Contact: riese[at]autostraddle.com

Riese has written 2893 articles for us.

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