Cher’s always had her own way of doing things and Twitter is no exception. Where other people express a single thought in a grammatical manner most of us are familiar with, Cher tweets read like fragmented riddles. Sometimes they’re in all caps, sometimes the first letter of every word is capitalized, sometimes comas take the place of spaces, sometimes arbitrary words are capitalized, sometimes emojis are paired for a little word play, and a lot of the time it’s a combination of at least three of those. One thing’s for sure, though, and it’s that Cher’s fired up at all times.
Overwhelmingly, Cher’s tweets this year were in some way related to the election, which was fine because that just meant I got to read her call Donald Trump “Mr. (toilet emoji)” over and over, but of course she had more to dissect than just politics. Here are her best tweets this year.
1. CONSTANT NEED 4 MORE
Friends Said They Suffer From
FOMO‼️I Think We Suffer from CNFM..CONSTANT NEED 4 MORE
(Isn’t Catchy,but just as SCARY)
TV,& Mags Do It 2 Us
— Cher (@cher) July 11, 2016
2. This one not confirming or denying that she’s an alien.
My mom told me the🐠Stinks from the head. Your candidate is Rotting in front of us‼️UR LIAR I OWN NOTHING IN RUSSIA pic.twitter.com/RYQc31mGn5
— Cher (@cher) July 30, 2016
3. (don’t really care)
I DONT KNOW ABOUT ANY1 ELSE, (don’t really care)BUT I HATE WHEN ANY1 CALLS MY PPL “THE GAYS” 😤
WTF⁉️IN ALL CAPS‼️
lower case fanatics TUFF👻
— Cher (@cher) June 16, 2016
4. This glasses Drawers one.
Just cleaned glasses Drawers
— Cher (@cher) June 28, 2016
5. This one where we find out Cher would kick Donald Trump in the nuts if given the chance.
— Cher (@cher) October 12, 2016
since I was young I’ve related 2minority’s.my mom had 2 protect gay friends,Her best friend had 2 hide,she loved bllk Man. #Ibelong2world
— Cher (@cher) June 16, 2016
7. This one where a collage of Cher’s face that makes her look like an actual angel worked for her!
Works 4 Me 😂 pic.twitter.com/63ot4jnEAz
— Cher (@cher) September 22, 2016
8. This incredible journey.
SO OVER "WAZE"😡4 TWO DAYS. WE'VE BEEN LEAD ON WILD GOOSE CHASE,BY HER.THE BITCH HAS LOST HER (HAL,"I READ U DAVE")MIND😤
I WANT HUMANS👧🏻👨🏾
— Cher (@cher) August 12, 2016
10. This one where words come and go, but the pain of being a gold star family is… good? Or bad.
Watched News &Thought.,Words Come & Go,& Most are Unimportant.Something That NEVER Goes,& IS IMPORTANT,The Pain Of Being a Gold Star Family
— Cher (@cher) November 12, 2016
11. LEMME KNOW ASAP
Need to know WHO DREW THIS
ASAP…So I Can Use it..ASAP pic.twitter.com/QiUfMUSbMj
— Cher (@cher) December 5, 2016
12. This picture of Donald Trump as Jack Sparrow that she edited.
Thought This Photo Was hysterical😝,but as I Edited it,I Looked At Eyes & Mouth & Something Started 2 Show…Evil pic.twitter.com/PWjBuZaQrG
— Cher (@cher) July 14, 2016
— Cher (@cher) July 29, 2016
14. 3miin egg 4mins.
ASS WIPE🚽SAID HE SACRIFICED
4HIS COUNTRY😳WHAT⁉️3MIIN EGG 4MINS⁉️LAUNDRESS PUT 2MUCH STARCH IN HIS SHIRT⁉️MAID DREW BATH 2HOT⁉️LOW LIFE LY'N🔧
— Cher (@cher) July 31, 2016
I fucking love Cher. And you. And this.
snowvsasphalt i’m in CNFM for comments like these
thanks Erin. I was really feeling down about the lack of Cher coverage in end of the year podcast roundups so thanks pal. needed it
alaina this holiday season remember this: ubelong2world
How did we go from 8 to 10? Where’s 9? Are you holding out on us, Erin?
that’s the power of cher kristana
I rly needed some holiday Cher in my life, thank you~
some days the only thing that gets me thru is the knowledge that cher and dolly parton will never die.
(no like really at this point i think it might be physically impossible for them)
bless u for this gift, erin.
bless us ALL
CNFM articles by Erin..ASAP!!
it’s an honor to be here
I’ve been on less complex journeys with David Foster Wallace’s infinite footnotes.
Cher: The True Messiah
Thank you Erin (and Cher) for never failing to make me laugh, even in this garbage shitstorm of a year.
charlotte we love you
Thank you Erin, for keeping us up to date on Cher’s twitter, which is always full of gems. Remember when she called bullshit on the emoji police? No one can hold her back.
This is amazing! She truly is a gift.
Cher is my second favourite celebrity tweeter (is that a thing?) after Carrie Fisher. Her twitter is a masterpiece.
There is something about older, female celebrities not giving a fuck that makes me heart swell with happiness. Like I’ve seen how much shit theyve copped over their lives and they don’t deserve it and they are gifts and good for them.