Cher’s always had her own way of doing things and Twitter is no exception. Where other people express a single thought in a grammatical manner most of us are familiar with, Cher tweets read like fragmented riddles. Sometimes they’re in all caps, sometimes the first letter of every word is capitalized, sometimes comas take the place of spaces, sometimes arbitrary words are capitalized, sometimes emojis are paired for a little word play, and a lot of the time it’s a combination of at least three of those. One thing’s for sure, though, and it’s that Cher’s fired up at all times.
Overwhelmingly, Cher’s tweets this year were in some way related to the election, which was fine because that just meant I got to read her call Donald Trump “Mr. (toilet emoji)” over and over, but of course she had more to dissect than just politics. Here are her best tweets this year.
1. CONSTANT NEED 4 MORE
Friends Said They Suffer From
FOMO‼️I Think We Suffer from CNFM..CONSTANT NEED 4 MORE
(Isn’t Catchy,but just as SCARY)
TV,& Mags Do It 2 Us
2. This one not confirming or denying that she’s an alien.
My mom told me the?Stinks from the head. Your candidate is Rotting in front of us‼️UR LIAR I OWN NOTHING IN RUSSIA pic.twitter.com/RYQc31mGn5
3. (don’t really care)
I DONT KNOW ABOUT ANY1 ELSE, (don’t really care)BUT I HATE WHEN ANY1 CALLS MY PPL “THE GAYS” ?
WTF⁉️IN ALL CAPS‼️
lower case fanatics TUFF?
4. This glasses Drawers one.
Just cleaned glasses Drawers
5. This one where we find out Cher would kick Donald Trump in the nuts if given the chance.
since I was young I’ve related 2minority’s.my mom had 2 protect gay friends,Her best friend had 2 hide,she loved bllk Man. #Ibelong2world
7. This one where a collage of Cher’s face that makes her look like an actual angel worked for her!
Works 4 Me ? pic.twitter.com/63ot4jnEAz
8. This incredible journey.
SO OVER "WAZE"?4 TWO DAYS. WE'VE BEEN LEAD ON WILD GOOSE CHASE,BY HER.THE BITCH HAS LOST HER (HAL,"I READ U DAVE")MIND?
I WANT HUMANS????
10. This one where words come and go, but the pain of being a gold star family is… good? Or bad.
Watched News &Thought.,Words Come & Go,& Most are Unimportant.Something That NEVER Goes,& IS IMPORTANT,The Pain Of Being a Gold Star Family
11. LEMME KNOW ASAP
Need to know WHO DREW THIS
ASAP…So I Can Use it..ASAP pic.twitter.com/QiUfMUSbMj
12. This picture of Donald Trump as Jack Sparrow that she edited.
Thought This Photo Was hysterical?,but as I Edited it,I Looked At Eyes & Mouth & Something Started 2 Show…Evil pic.twitter.com/PWjBuZaQrG
14. 3miin egg 4mins.
ASS WIPE?SAID HE SACRIFICED
4HIS COUNTRY?WHAT⁉️3MIIN EGG 4MINS⁉️LAUNDRESS PUT 2MUCH STARCH IN HIS SHIRT⁉️MAID DREW BATH 2HOT⁉️LOW LIFE LY'N?