Gladys and Betty do more cutesy bestie stuff together, like raise money for the Red Cross. They probably got assigned to do their Key Club project together or something, and they want to get enough volunteer hours for the class pizza party.
Over on the wrong side of the tracks, Lorna and Vera are about to check out the services available on Chestnut Street. Seems like a pretty rough place where men like to build fires in oil drums and then stand around them ominously. Maybe they are going to make a zippole in that fire, but probably not.
At the Jewel Box, Gladys is trying really super hard to be a good ally by making sure Betty knows this is a safe space for her to come out. Unfortunately, Betty is not budging on this hetero malarkey as her stubbornness is one of her more endearing traits.
In all seriousness, they are about to have one of the more tragic scenes I’ve seen on the show. Gladys asks Betty if her heart is really in it, and Betty snaps.
This is what girls do – they date boys. And they donāt get arrested, and they keep their jobs, and they donāt have the whole bloody world thinking theyāre deviant freaks.
Betty, I never –
No, you didn’t. So don’t go telling me where my goddamned heart is.
Betty grabs Ivan when he returns and tells him to take her home, where we all know what’s about to happen. Scenes like this are why this show is important and really smacks me in the heart. Because we’ve all been in Betty’s shoes before – we’ve all struggled to fit a role that pinched our sides or felt like an oversized mask, but we did it because we felt we had to in order to survive, or because society expected it of us, or because we thought any other way was shameful and wrong. And we forced ourselves to keep playing the role, even when it started to really hurt.
Back on the wrong side of the tracks, Lorna and Vera are talking to the home abortion instructor about options. Lorna is obviously not going to come out and talk about Marco, so she pretends that she’s here for a young girl at the factory. Vera, being continually the wisest one on this goddamned show, is onto her shit. She tells her how it’s a homebrewed tea that makes you feel unpleasant, but you have to do it because girl power.
At the boarding house, Betty has taken Ivan up to her room, where she is attempting to down as much alcohol in the shortest amount of time that she possibly can. Then she engages in the most awkward and forced attempt at sex I’ve ever seen, which is both hilarious and heart-breaking.
Luckily Ivan is a decent guy who tells her that he doesn’t want to rush into things, especially if it’s her first time and she’s too drunk to remember. The wounded puppy face she makes continues to slay me. You know none of this is the way she wanted things to go, and you know exactly who she wishes was there right now.
The next morning, Gladys is nursing her hangover at the family mansion and trying to get her folks to let her throw a party for the Red Cross. She’s got to be super sneaky so they don’t see her rolling in the kegs this afternoon. They tell her they’ll allow it on the condition that she doesn’t attend as a factory worker, but as the Witham heir she is. Gladys acts sulky, but you know she’s busting out the fur for this one.
Gladys invites the factory ladies to her shindig, and they are skeptical until she says there will be free champagne, confirming my suspicions that they all secretly went to my college. When they show up, they are blown away by how fancy it all is, and Vera tells off that other bitch secretary who wants them to come through the back door. I love Vera.
Betty is trying to flag down a cab so she can get to the hottest party of the semester. Out of nowhere, she hears a familiar voice singing and goes all wet noodle. Who could it possibly be? Obviously it’s her dream girl and lady love, and obviously I jumped off my couch.
But the extreme thrill of seeing Kate is quickly overturned by the concern that she has been totes brainwashed by her creepy evangelical doomsday dad. Her dad spots Betty and calls her a demon, and Betty tells him she has a boyfriend now so he is totally wrong about her being gayer than gaysville. We know, honey. We’ve all had fake boyfriends to get our girlfriend’s evil dad off our tail, we know how that goes.
Betty wants Kate to leave with her, but Kate tells her to go before her father hurts Betty, or worse, hurts Kate. That’s the ticket that gets Betty to go and she takes our bleeding hearts with her. This is what I looked like during this scene:
At the Witham Party House, Gladys shows up in a super nice dress even though all the other factory workers are dressed like, hm, factory workers. Gladys is like DON’T HATE ME and goes to hang out with her new crush Kai who totally got his older brother to buy beer for all of them. Then she realizes her parents have done the equivalent of hanging a blown-up version of her awkward Confirmation photoshoot on the living room wall.
Gladys realizes her dad is a skeezeball and is using the fundraiser as a way to start his new ad campaign and maybe get the Red Cross to buy his canned goods. Because that’s what their fortune is based off of, remember. Canned goods. Anyway he’s all like CAPITALISM WHATEVER and tells her to go give the speech or he’ll cut her allowance. And she’s saving up for the Lip Smackers gift set!
Back on the wrong side of the tracks, the homeopathic medicine liberal lady who is probably a lesbian, let’s face it, is telling Lorna that she needs to drink this tea soon because she doesn’t have a lot of time left before the baby starts moving around and kicking and stuff. Lorna asks if other ladies use this treatment often, and the woman basically tells her that she’s not the only whore in Babylon.
Betty is late to the party and besides telling that bitch secretary to “shove it, powder puff” she runs up to Gladys and tells her that she’s found Kate and they need to spring her outta jail something fierce. Gladys is hosting the party of the year and is playing the role of Lindsay Lohan in Mean Girls when she throws a rager instead of going to the art show, and Betty tells her she wants her pink shirt back and runs off to get Kate on her own. Oh, Betty.
Gladys’ parents are making her give this speech, but Kai tells her that she needs to follow her heart and chase her dreams, etc. So instead of giving the speech her dad wrote, she talks about how amazing the factory girls are and then makes her dad pay three thousand dollars to the Red Cross. Kai gives her the approving smile and you know that’s gonna happen at some point.
Looks like Kate and her dad found some of the fire drums on the wrong side of the tracks, because they’re hanging out by one. Kate accuses her father of not letting her see her mother or siblings at the sanitorium. Dad’s all like oh she’s fine definitely not dead, definitely not thrown in a ditch somewhere. Betty runs up to save her like the white knight dyke she is, but Kate’s like, I got this.
Kate confronts her father about the letter, about lying to her to keep her loyal to him, and it’s the most awesome thing in the world. Kate someone who was formerly characterized by her innocence, her timid demeanor, is not giving her abuser the time of day. The next best thing would be for them to accidentally kill him, and oh, wouldn’t you know?
Betty insists they do this properly because they owe him at least a decent ending, but Kate says nope, leave the bitch, and covers him with a tarp and walks away. Kate, this new badass side of you is way too awesome.
Meanwhile at Joyless Junction, Lorna comes home to drink the tea when BAM! The little fettucini starts kicking. She pushes the teabag onto the floor in a gesture we are meant to interpret as a signal that she is going to cook the fettucini to full term.
Gladys shows up at Betty’s room to apologize for not helping her earlier, and promises they’ll look for Kate ASAP. Betty nods to where Kate is standing behind the door, and they bond. There is a distinct air in this room of Something Lesbian Just Took Place. Gladys gives her gay best friend a look and it’s adorable.
They all share a cigarette and listen to Billie Holiday and it’s all way too much for me. Look at this look. Look at it.
What will happen on next week’s episode? Will Betty and Kate do some processing? Will Gladys get grounded and banned from prom? How is Lorna’s biscotti coming along? Until next time, gals.
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awesome recap `:)
I love your gif!
And you shoulda giffed the last pic! Tumblr exploded with McAndram trio feels passing the smoke around!
And, yayyyyyyyyyy
IS IT NEXT WEDNESDAY YET
I AM STOCKPILING KLEENEX JUST IN CASE. I GOT YOUR BACK BUDDY
you should come over to my place tho because i’ve already spilled wine on my couch so what are some spilled tears
Also…
Will no one note the six degrees of seperation with the Life with Derek cameos by Michael Seater as the Beard and George Venturi as a crazy Dad?
Note that the same thing happened in Degrassi too, but not important right now.
Bomb Girls fanfic!? Well, that’s my evening gone.
Ill just leave it here, since Kate is one of the coolest girls on AS ;))
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RECAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Okay so did anyone else find the Kate storyline a bit… rushed? Like, I think that needed to play out over a couple of episodes or something.
It did seem a bit rushed, I thought it was going to play out over several episodes and not get resolved that quickly.
I agree, but I also kinda like it that way? Yes, it was a bit rushed, but honestly, I’d probably prefer ‘Betty and Kate, sharing this horrible secret, do some soul-searching together’ to ‘Betty and Kate separately worry about their various issues from last season’ as I am an entirely superficial person and just want them to have lots of scenes together. Preferably scenes with lots of feelings. And maybe making out. But not quite yet!
So, yes, maybe they could have played it out over a few episodes, given it more build-up, and maybe that would have been a better story. I certainly would have preferred to see Kate leaving her father of her own volition, because Kate/empowerment is the ship I want the most and I’m really not liking the Betty-as-hero/Kate-as-damsel-in-distress thing that’s going on with a lot of the fandom. I want Kate to be a wonderful, talented, and quietly badass queer girl that knows exactly what she wants and how to get it. And while I wasn’t too happy with the ‘Betty rescues Kate’ scenario the show seemed to set up, I have enough faith in this show that I believe Kate will (after a lot of soul-searching) get to that place of empowerment, knowing who exactly she is and that whoever she is, she’s fucking incredible/powerful/owning it. and also that the next time the two of them kiss, it’ll be Kate initiating.
Wow, I don’t think I’ve stanned this hard for a character since Adelle DeWitt. FEELINGS ABOUND. also charlotte hegele is really fucking cute so that maybe has a lot to do with it.
The Clap is actually gonarrhea not herpes.
And it’s treatable with antibiotics.
Other then that, lovely recap!
Also as a Canuck who’s father tried to raise to be a Leafs fan…
well the Leafs actually won the cup in 1942
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toronto_Maple_Leafs
OMGOMGOMGOG.
*ahem*
Thank-you, this is beautiful, I really am loving this show and am glad someone else does too, and has great pics and wordpics to go with it. :) It’s fun to read.
Also, When I went to post, I was second, now I’m about 7th. Yay!
Amazing recap!! I fucking love this show.
I really want Betty and Ivan to become best buddies.
I respect anyone who can make more fanfic happen, and has the confidence to make it happen.
I love all the Italian food nicknames you gave Lorna’s baby. I didn’t want them to stop :-)
Except of biscotti, which literally means ‘cooked twice’. Totes weird visuals.
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Oh my GLOB, this show. I still just want to hold Betty’s face and sing to her and smear our lipstick on each other’s faces, but I’m glad she has Kate again.
anywhere non-torrenty that I can get the first season? hulu failed me yet again and the one site I found flashed me a “wrong country” sign bc apparently this is the one show not allowed in the us.
I would like to know this as well.
I found a link on the website TV Links. I don’t recall the exact URL, but it’s the first result when you google “TV Links.”
I’m watching it on TV-links right now!
sidereel
second this.
I love this show! I’m so glad you guys are recapping it. I love Betty, I just can’t ship her with Kate, yet. Kate seems so damn straight to me. It seems like guaranteed heart-break, fundamental daddy and upbringing aside.
And I love all of the other characters on this show and their friendships. Why can’t TV like this be made in the US?
I love your “gayer than a softball team on a golf course” pic. May have put it on my tumblr. Sourced, of course!
My first thought when Ivan showed up was that maybe he needs a beard too. I mean, I’d prefer them all to be out and happy, but this is the 40’s. Also, he was so supportive of her wanting to own a house, and her love for hockey and beer, I mean, surely he has some sort of a clue? At least as a feminist type person?
As soon as I saw the headline I went straight to watch the show! Looooved this and can’t wait for more! You guys, we’re going to learn about so many different Italian food names.
This recap has been the best part of my day.
OMG what rock have I been living under?!!? This looks so totally relevant to my interests. But, um, I have a question? I checked isohunt and pirate bay and I can’t seem to find good torrents for season one. Can anyone guide me to greener pastures? Pwease?
EZTV has all of season 1
Was anyone else happy to see evangelical Christianity depicted as religious abuse on Bomb Girls? I know religion isn’t inherently an abusive force, but it has played out that way in my life. Where I’m from religion, and specifically evangelical Christianity, is the norm. Anyone who believes differently is thought to be immoral. Religion’s potential to be used as a destructive force is never examined. So it was nice to see the religious person=good person association challenged on the show.
LORNA IS SO RAD HOW DON’T MORE PEOPLE SEE THAT
this recap was amazing, +1 to all the reaction gifs and a+ on the captioning
I’ve thought of little else but this show for several days now so I’m glad this turned up. (Also I totally reread all the fanfiction that there is earlier today at work so I support your campaign to produce new content)
Just watched the first episode, season 1. I’m really liking the concept but the acting was pretty stilted and the writing pretty clichĆ©… I’m assuming this gets better? Not ready to give up yet…
Totally gets better, stick with it! So worth it
Looks interesting. I’m gonna watch, but mostly just because you used the word fisticuffs.
Love bomb girls. Finally something queer that I could marathon watch with my mom. BTW she pointed out this fact about lorna: Meg Tilly… She is the younger sister of actress and poker player JENNIFER TILLY.
If anyone reading this has not seen Jennifer Tilly playing gay in Bound, you should do that right after watching this episode.
Did no-one else notice the Adventure Time reference.. in an article about Bomb Girls! (I will go down with the Sugarless Gum ship) Kate don’t stop being awesome.
Hell yes, my heart belongs to bubbeline
Being lumpy is the best, guys! WHATEVER IT’S 2009
Yay!
Another queer TV programme and I haven’t seen the first season either!
Now I have something to watch! Rather than just watching repeats of L word and Lip Service!
Is Lip Service coming back??
I hope so!!
A historical lesbian show….are there more of these?!
all I can think of now are miniseries (/movies?) based on Sarah Waters novels… most relevant to Bomb Girls of course is The Night Watch. Thanks, BBC!
oh, and of course, all three episodes of Playboy Club, which honestly was super-queer for such a mainstream show that people all thought was gonna be totes (hetero)sexist
I’m attempting to compile a list of queer related shows/movies and these are such great additions thanks for your help. If you have any other additions they would be greatly appreciated as well!
If you don’t mind shows in other languages Tierra de Lobos is a historical show with a lesbian character.
the World Unseen is a movie, not a show, but it takes place in 1950s South Africa and has two female characters who fall for each other (and it deals w/ apartheid and sexism, yay). definitely recommend it.
Just when I thought you couldn’t get any greater, you went and quoted Adventure Time.
I am now officially in love with you.
Shout out to Betty for rocking that flannel after you’ve rescued your girl.
Went from pretend hetero to flaming lady lover with one accessory.
Hah! I noticed that too!
So, without any shame at all since I am still technically on winter vacation, I promptly watched all seven of the available episodes.
This line of yours however, “If you didn’t cry at this, you’re either dead or made from Canadian stone.” has struck a cord. Just last week my girlfriend accused me of being heartless when I didn’t cry at Les Miserables, and now complete strangers are doing it?
Isn’t it enough that I made cute, pathetic noises when it happened? I frowned severely. Not enough? Well, damn.
Oh and the scene with Betty pulling off Ivan’s belt? Yep. Mid-scene, I exclaimed, “That’s how I had sex with men too…” MAKE IT QUICK AND GO AWAY.
I <3 this show and this recap made me giggle. Thanks on both accounts. :D
i just bellylaughed through this whole recap which is excellent because i basically cried buckets through the episode itself. oh my god i love this show. especially because cdn teevee is generally terrrrrrrible. (i feel like i could do without the mediocre canadian music though. i see you jill barber.)
Did anyone else think the recaps constant Italian food references are a bit lame?
welllllll I feel like they fit with the spirit of the show though since they make such a big deal about Marco being Italian, and that one time Lorna made pasta
I think the Italian references in the show are a big deal as they were the enemy in WW2, and Marco’s father is in an internment camp, so Lorna is trangressing another boundary by sleeping with him. He seemed like kind of an ass in the first season, more likeable now.
No.
By lame, I mean substitute any other racialized group.
The title referred to the time in a pregnancy the mother first feels the fetal movement, usually half way through the pregnancy. So Lorna’s left it kind of late (perhaps refers to Kate recognizing her feelings for Betty too?). Chestnut Street actually is a street in Toronto, with a predominantly immigrant (mostly Jewish) population in 1940’s. It’s quite likely it would have been where poorer women went to get abortions.
i know you probably didn’t mean for it to be offensive but please check your language on the use of the word “lame”. it’s an ableist term. thanks!
Sigh. Can I marry this show?
“I’m afraid I don’t know your name.
It’s Kai Lo.
Kai Lo? What does that mean?
I don’t know. What does Witham mean?”
Great recap! These lines, though, make me think that the show’s writers also don’t get out a lot. In real life the Chinese army officer would know exactly what his name meant because every Chinese name has a meaning, since Chinese names are written with regular characters that have standalone meanings. Take Jeremy Lin’s Chinese name: ęęøč±Ŗ (Lin Shuhao). ęø (shu) means “book”, and č±Ŗ (hao) means “grand” or “heroic”. Clearly his parents hoped he would become a mighty scholar and not a pro basketball player — ah, the disappointment of not living up to your name!
My friend is Chinese American and she often jokes that she is illiterate because her parents never taught her or her siblings Chinese! So he really may not know the meaning of his name, or even how to write it in Chinese ;)
Well, you’ve all thoroughly convinced me that I must watch this. But how? Anyone have a link where I can watch it online? Thank you…
I have not watched Bomb Girls, but this recap was hilarious and amazing, and I’m totally on board. Loved it.
BEST RECAP EVER. Too many things so I just have to love it all.
I almost enjoyed it more than actually watching the show…which is good because recaps are where I will be getting my BG action until the end of the season.
Kate, I’m disappointed in you — you missed Lorna checking whether Betty’s fingernails were short enough after interrogating her about her unnatural activities with women. I fell over on the couch I was laughing so hard.
I just watched all seven episodes for the first time ever today and not only did I have ALL OF THE FEELINGS but I am officially desperately in love with Betty and her smirk and the way she purses her mouth when she is lighting a cigarette. Also Betty looks exactly like this one “straight” girl who I hooked up with in the past and now have an overwhelming urge to call and invite over for “drinks”…
Watched it and loved it, thanks for the tip!
I just had the priviledge of blessing my eyes with the first season! thirst is quenched! alas kudos to you ms kate for the punch line ‘the adventures of robin clitoral hood and her sidekick dyke scowl’ laughed a little too long when i read that!
When the second most dykey person popped up on the screen I was like OH SHIT SHE KNOWS. Extremely hilarious casting.
If you guys haven’t seen this heartbreakingly good tumblr yet: http://asoftervicmu.tumblr.com/
Great recap! Holy shit, why can’t Lorna smile more often!!!
Bomb Girls fans who also like books, and typically like WWII/historical fiction that’s not super-hetero, should definitely read “Code Name Verity” by Elizabeth Wein. It’s not overtly queer but super suggestive and totally awesome. Great war-time-friendship spy-suspense mind-fuck-YA fiction.
HEY guys have you been able to find a place to watch the episode that was on (in Canada) tonight??? I must have mooooore
This recap is so nice, I read it twice.
You also just inspired to watch the whole first season!
I FEEL LIKE I LOVE KATE BECAUSE SHE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE LILY LOVELESS
i enjoy that this is the one time that americans can’t find where to watch the show online. for once i’m not jealous about hulu.
Ok I know this is a late comment but I just watched this episode (ok, this one and the whole first season. In a row.) and I probably shouldn’t care, but guys, the crazy abortion lady is the teacher, Ms Bannet, from Lost & Delirious. Woah.
Also, I love Betty.
I’m way too late to this party, but I’m enjoying reading these recaps anyway.
Autostraddle recaps make life so much better. <3