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TV Show Recaps

Glee Episode 609 Recap: Child Starlight Star Bright Not The Lesbian I Want To See Tonight

This week on Glee, the new kids finally got some lines! NOT THOSE KINDS OF LINES

Riese March 1, 2015 9 Comments
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Glee Episode 604 Recap: A Breezy, Femmey Hurt Locker

This week on Glee, Sue Sylvester turns out to be a Klaine shipper and you’ll get “A Thousand Miles” stuck in your head again.

Riese January 25, 2015 18 Comments
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Glee Episode 603 Recap: To Infinity And Beyond

Brittany and Santana are going to the chapel, y’all. They’re gonna get married!

Heather Hogan January 19, 2015 32 Comments
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Glee Episode 601 Recap: Oh, Look at That. I’ve Been Impaled.

It’s the final season of Glee! Hold onto your butts!

Heather Hogan January 11, 2015 22 Comments
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Glee Episode 520 Recap: The Untitled Glee Season Finale Project

Oh my god it’s the Glee season finale!! Did anything happen? I mean… kinda.

Lizz May 19, 2014 10 Comments
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Glee Episodes 518 and 519 Recap: You Need a Back Up Plan for Teaching Old Dogs New Tricks

In which Santana doesn’t kiss any girls but she does wear a series of sexy outfits and boss everyone around while holding adorable puppies.

Lizz May 10, 2014 18 Comments
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Glee Episode 517 Recap: Opening Night To Remember Forever-Ever

This week on Glee, “Funny Girl” opened and Santana came back!

Riese April 24, 2014 14 Comments
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Glee Episode 516: “Tested” Will Test Your Endurance For An Episode Without Lesbians

This week on Glee, Blaine ate a lot of cronuts and everybody got tested for STDs!

Riese April 17, 2014 9 Comments
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Glee Episode 515 Recap: Bash Me In The Belly

The good news is that Mercedes is back, the bad news is that Kurt got gay-bashed.

Riese April 10, 2014 10 Comments
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Glee Episode 514 Recap: New New York, New Levels Of Homoeroticism

This week on Glee, Blaine and Kurt got a lot of face time with each other’s faces/feelings, and Rachel went a little Shosh on us.

Riese April 3, 2014 12 Comments
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Glee Episode 513 Recap: New Directions For Lesbos!

This week on Glee, everybody graduated and old loves blossomed anew!

Riese March 27, 2014 19 Comments
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Glee Episode 512 Recap: 100 Times Better Than Usual

This week on Glee, everyone we love (including Brittany!) came back to Lima to sing, dance, eat at the Cracker Barrel (offscreen), cry and kiss each other!

Riese March 20, 2014 18 Comments
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Glee Episode 510 Recap: Trio Of Horror Tower Of Terror

This week on Glee, everybody yelled at each other some more! Then there was a cool band at a hot club called CALLBACKS. Also, I think waitress uniforms are the new Cheerios uniforms.

Riese March 7, 2014 8 Comments
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Glee Episode 509 Recap: Frenimies Forever!

This week on Glee, various lyrics were sung in bizarre contexts and everybody slapped everybody else in the face!

Riese February 28, 2014 17 Comments
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Glee Episode 508 Recap: Previously Unaired Christmas Gets A Little Too Much Air

What drug were the Glee writers on while designing this year’s Christmas special? That question and more will not be answered in this week’s recap!

Riese December 8, 2013 23 Comments
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Glee Episode 507 Recap: Puppet Masterpiece Theater Should Girl It Up Maybe

This week on Glee, everybody turned in to a muppet and Santana and Dani didn’t make out!

Riese November 29, 2013 29 Comments
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Glee Episode 505 Recap: The End of Twerk Should Really Be The End Of Will Schuster’s Career

This week on Glee, enthusiastic children danced and sang and broke walls as William Schuster toed the blurred line between “the worst” and THE WORST.

Riese November 17, 2013 31 Comments
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Glee Episode 504 Recap: Stop Trying To Make “A Gaga or A Katy?” Happen

This week on Glee, everybody took turns dressing up like idiots and my gay boyfriend Adam Lambert showed up to sing a tune or two!

Riese November 10, 2013 22 Comments
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Glee 503 Recap: Quarterback (Emotional Upheaval 100%)

In which Kate takes over the Gleecap for a week and is unsure how to recap a tribute episode

Kate October 13, 2013 37 Comments
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Glee 502 Recap: Tina In The Sky With Diamonds And Sapphic Goddesses

This week on Glee, Santana Lopez and Dani fall madly in love in three minutes, which lez be honest is kinda realistic.

Riese October 6, 2013 46 Comments
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