Results for: love is a lie
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Michigan Lesbian Lives Through “American Horror Story: Cult,” But Also Hope Dies, So
What self-respecting lesbian turns down a chance to sit in the same room as Rachel Maddow or Lana Winters?
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American Horror Story 312 Recap: Go To Hell
Welcome to the penultimate episode of American Horror Story, the show that hits you in the face harder than a left hook from Misty Day.
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American Horror Story 311 Recap: Protect the Coven
“She’s hoping to find out who killed Nan, which is a waste of spell if you ask me. There are like, four other people in the house with you, girl. One of them is crying and the other is playing a theremin. Do the math!”
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American Horror Story 303 Recap: The Replacements
Welcome to the third episode of American Horror Story, the show for all your minotaur sexin’ needs!
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American Horror Story 309 Recap: The Yankee Eyeball Swap
Is this show ridiculous? Of course! Am I at all interested in watching TV shows that DON’T feature a talking severed head of Kathy Bates? NOPE NOPE NOPASAURUS REX!
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American Horror Story Episode 307 Recap: The One With The Zombie Threesome
Welcome to the seventh episode of American Horror Story, featuring an award-winning musical score by Hans Zimmer. I’m sorry, that’s not Hans Zimmer; it’s two goblins humping on a Casio keyboard. My mistake.
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American Horror Story 306 Recap: Fond Memories of the Jazz Age
Welcome to the sixth episode of American Horror Story, where I come face to face with my greatest fear: bad New Orleans accents!
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American Horror Story 301 Recap: Bitchcraft
Go out to your local Halloween store, buy a overpriced plastic witch’s hat, and prepare to hold the fuck onto it!
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American Horror Story 304 Recap: Fearful Pranks Ensue
“I would love to know how much money this show spends on snakes, drummers, and chalk.”
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American Horror Story 302 Recap: Boy Parts
“Snakes hatch from eggs and crawl on them. They stab each other in the chest with needles. You know, typical married sex.”