Results for: straight people watch
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35 Alison Roman Recipes Ranked In Order of Lesbianism
Get familiar with her and her recipes in this handy ranked list.
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19 Popcorn Recipes for Popcorn Gals and Popcorn Pals
“Once in college I ate popcorn for seven straight meals. That’s over two days of nothing but popcorn.”
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Top 10 Foods We’re Not Ashamed to Eat In Public as Fat People
“I will lick that shit out of any allegedly “empty” sauce container of aioli regardless of its size in comparison to my tongue and how many people watch in horror or confusion when I refuse to let its gelatinous goodness remain clinging to the sides of its serving dish where it would otherwise remain unused, unwanted and unappreciated.”
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Menu For My Date With Lamia: Five Hearty Homemade Soups
She looked me up and down and told me I had magnificent hair. So I told her she had a beautiful tail. She told me she liked my scar. I told her I liked her, and would she like to have dinner with me sometime? “Yesss,” she replied. The following evening she came to my apartment and I fed her five different homemade soups.
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Pretty Much Every Manischewitz Product, Ranked
“It’s like biting into a decorative soap. Whoever decided this was an acceptable form of dessert was a sadist of the highest order. If anyone ever offers you one of these items, escape immediately; this person is trying to kill you.”
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Ode to My Pantry: Garlic Scapes
Summer’s here so I finally get to eat in the daylight. Why not celebrate with my favourite summer offering?