21 Unintentionally Gay Vintage Newspaper Clippings That I Wish Were Gay For Real

Once upon a time, the words we use to refer to our sexual orientations and gender identities were also used to mean other things. For example, “gay” means “happy,” whatever that is. This means many archival documents are unintentionally loaded with brilliant subtext their creators were hardly aware of at the time. Luckily, I’m here, now, armed with a newspapers.com membership and a keen eye for rampant early 20th century queerbaiting.


1. The Roseburg Review, Oregon – May 13, 1916

Tell me more about these “dyke headquarters”

2. The Pittsburgh Press, Pennsylvania — July 30, 1912

Also the title of an A-Camp workshop I would definitely attend

3. The Wilson Advance, North Carolina — March 16, 1893

Invitation ACCEPTED

4. The Observer, London, UK – August 25, 1929

Repetitive

5. The Philadelphia Inquirer, Pennsylvania — May 10, 1903

but her mother insisted she would look so cute if she just tried the dress on

6. The Minneapolis Star, Minnesota — May 5, 1922

YES DADDY I DO WANT TO GO TO DREAMLAND

7. The Lincoln Evening Journal, Nebraska  – June 23, 1932

Is it though

8. The Arizona Daily Star, Arizona – February 11, 1912

Why the scare quotes, Edith

9. The Harrisburg Telegraph, Pennsylvania — April 5, 1947

early inspiration for butcheswithbabies.tumblr.com

10. The Wilkes-Barre Record, Pennsylvania – August 13, 1901

Listen if all the family is not present at the fifth annual reunion, I will be CRACKING SKULLS.

11. The Pickens Sentinel, South Carolina – December 14, 1904

…because every time we explain our fads to you, YOU STEAL THEM

12. The Decatur Herald, Illinois – August 2, 1927

Prime example of the slippery slope from homosexuality to having dinner with rabbits and toads

13. The Frederick News, Maryland – May 29, 1899

the “purpose” of “promoting” the “literary talent” of “the college”

14. The Pittsburgh Daily Post, Pennsylvania – February 4, 1914

Early working title for J. Halberstam’s “Female Masculinity”

15. St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri – February 8, 1922

Well Kabakoff can fuck entirely off

16. The Brooklyn Daily Eagle, New York — August 5, 1909

Early working title for “Ramona Quimby, Age 8”

17. The Albuquerque Journal, New Mexico — April 12, 1904

It’s about damn time

18. The Benton Harbor News-Palladium, Michigan — July 7, 1915

OKAY WE GET IT, YOU’RE GAY

19. The Brownsville Herald, Texas — November 28, 1948

Early working title of “Finding Nemo”

20. The Seattle Star, Washington – Sep 14, 1912

HEY VETERAN DETECTIVE, SHE ONLY DATES WOMEN OKAY, SHE’S NOT INTO YOU, LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE

21. The Pittsburgh Press, Pennsylvania – March 20, 1888

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave your girlfriend


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35 Comments

  1. “A great lady must at times be, or seem to be, a queer woman” 🙂 true. 🙂
    I also love the way they dropped the patronising ‘lady’ and replaced it with ‘woman’ once they made it clear they were talking about queer women… And not just in that one line but all the way through.
    Gay did have sexual implications in what I think is around this time – a man who was a womaniser was ‘gay’…

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