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This comment sarcastically suggests the inferiority of previous commenter for not agreeing wholly with original comment. Then further suggests the ability to hold original commenter’s viewpoint while maintaining intelligence in a very condescending manner.
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wait a minute, is this another e?! girlfriend, we gotta make a special signal or something.
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That’s what gravatars are for!
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someone help me do this. i don’t know how to do this. and yes, i am 85.
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Go here: http://en.gravatar.com/site/signup/
And follow the directions ’cause I can’t remember what I did. You pretty much just choose a picture and then it becomes associated with your email. 0 -
brianna you sexy wizard. muchos gracias.
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This comment is about bacon.
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this comment needs a hug
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this comment is hugging previous comment
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This comment falls hopelesly short of being witty and is all but laden with mispelt words. It aspires to impart some sort of unviversal truth, while mentioning what Nelson Madela would do in the situation.
** Brilliant waist of time or should I say at least I might actually get back to the books. (Just what I needed ^^, to induce laughter).That was the typical role-up of the posts that would appear – I’m guilty too. Witty, insightful…..
… wait, there I go again.
Cheers pretty manamal’s. Stoked coz I got my dose of Autostaddle – 12hrs pretest
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This is a confused comment.
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This comment addresses a different blog entry and was posted here in error.
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This comment is just to tell you how stupid you are for posting in the wrong spot, even though you aren’t likely to return to this post to see your error.
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This comment harshly criticizes the above comment for angrily addressing the the original poster’s error, in honor of the site’s generally positive community of feelings.
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This comment quotes Mean Girls
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this comment wants it’s pink shirt back.
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Why am I seeing an ad on this page that says “Women who only want men 35+?” That kind of defeats the purpose of me looking at them…
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This comment, written by the editor of the website with a ‘aggravated awareness of the fact that she is overreacting, and subsequent self-loathing for continuing to write this comment anyhow,’ reminds the commenter that the website does not interact personally with every advertiser who works with the ad network which feeds ads into certain areas of our site, but that said ad network is controlled by other gay people who do their very best to ensure completely appropriate advertising but it’s not a perfect system. This comment makes a joke to lighten the mood of the conversation, but this joke fools nobody. This comment then asks the commenter to direct concerns about advertising towards the ‘contact’ form, rather than on an unrelated post. This comment then considers the possibility that the original post was either ‘kidding’ or ‘meta’, makes a crack about that being hard to discern when other world tragedies of note are occurring, and ends with an insecure, but jovial send-off which references the subject matter of the original conflict, like ‘i only want men 35+’. this comment projects worlds of the website owner’s pent-up frustration regarding persons who complain publicly about ads. this comment is not concerned that the original comment was not necessarily a complaint.
(this sentence notes that the author is tired/overworked, and therefore absolves the author of responsibility for this comment while endearing, ideally, love)
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This comment expresses love and appreciation for the above commenter for their wit but mostly their hard work. Indicating it is “for all that you do” which is indented to make the above commenter feel good about themselves and not under appreciated. This comment ends with a series of a sideways and digitally expressed human vital organ in order to indicate said love and appreciation even further.
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this comment expresses affirmation to the above commenter IN ALL CAPS, intended to ensure above commenter will continue to make comments like above comment when it is clear that the author of this comment needs her to
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This comment expresses frustration that a similar comment was posted while she was in the process of typing her post, thus making her appear redundant.
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This comment does nothing to further the discussion but rather uses a single word in all caps to denote emphatic agreement with/appreciation of the previous comment.
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the comment is a lie.
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THIS COMMENT TAKES ITSELF TOO SERIOUSLY AND ALL CREDIBILITY IS LOST DUE TO POOR GRAMMAR, SPELLING AND PUNCTUATION. ALSO, THE OBNOXIOUS OVERUTILIZATION OF CAPS HELPS READERS TO NARROW THE DEMOGRAPHIC THAT LIKELY POSTED THE AFOREMENTIONED COMMENT.
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This comment needs a cigarette after all that. Oy.
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This comment invokes Godwin’s law.
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This comment proclaims to be “FIRST!” when it is not.
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This comment wishes people would just say what they’re really feeling.
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This comment would like to hug other comments in a non-platonic, let’s not just be friends kind of way while validating each comment as unique, snowflake-esk comments.
Because frankly, this comment may or may not be drunk and wants other comments to feel it’s undying love and sloppy affection.
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This comment agrees with the post and makes a joke to disguise it’s insecure about it’s intelligence.
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This comment won’t appear until the author gets round to posting it in three weeks’ time, by which point the fervour surrounding the initial post will have completely died.
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this comment would ‘facebook like’ the entire thread if it could.
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this comment is not here
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This comment comments on the fact that the commenter feels that the previous commenters may appreciate this video. And its comments. It then preceeds to provide a link >>
http://www.jokeroo.com/videos/funny/academy-award-winning-trailer.html
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this comment states that the commenter feels that the previous commenters may appreciate this video. and its comments. it then provides a link.
http://www.jokeroo.com/videos/funny/academy-award-winning-trailer.html
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This comment loves all of the previous and likely future comments.
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This comment died trying.
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this comment is a gravatar check…
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this comment is trolling the entire thread with rickrolls disguised as pertinent outside links.
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This comment is desperately trying to be something funny or witty to reply with but all the author of said comment can think about is the fact the author of the comment is watching a DVR’d episode of Beverly Hills 90210 and debating whether or not to use a thesaurus for some of the words in said comment because the author of the comment feels threatened by big words with tiny meanings.
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cheesecake
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this comment is to notify me of follow up comments
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This comment is an expression of the deep, squishy love I have for this whole thread. Therefore, it should be interpreted to be covered with chocolate and accessorized with glitter!
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This comment is so cute it’s gonna end up on “Did you see that Comment Friday?!”
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I wanna play: “CUTE SHOES!”
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