It’s that time of year when my attention turns to three things:
1. School supplies
2. Sweater weather
3. Fall TV
I’ve been a loyal viewer long enough to remember when fall was the only time TV was new (there was none of this “midseason replacement” and “summer premiere” crap). But I can’t remember ever seeing such a full-to-bursting fall schedule! And yet very little of it looks half as thrilling as a lingering glance (or lingering shooting lesson, zowie!) on Rizzoli & Isles.
Instead of trying to get my head around the gargantuan list of new and returning shows (several people with superpowers have already compiled some handy lists and schedules), I’m just going to hit the highlights and lowlights.
SUNDAY
Boardwalk Empire
Sundays starting Sept. 19, HBO, new
I can’t decide what appeals to me most: the setting (Atlantic City during Prohibition), the cast (including Steve Buscemi and Kelly Macdonald), the title that reminds me of Monopoly, or the fact that I’ll now have something to watch on Sundays while I’m waiting for Mad Men to start.
Sister Wives
Sundays starting Sept. 26, TLC, new
This is apparently the real-life version of Big Love. I mention only because it makes me think of that “Sister Friend” thing — remember when Rosie O’Donnell and Wynonna Judd called each other that all the time? No? Well, I’m just saying: I hope they don’t start calling each other “Sister Wife.” Ick.
MONDAY
Mike & Molly
Mondays starting Sept. 20, CBS, new
I’m not sure I can actually bring myself to watch this, because it looks like a lame(r) descendant of The King of Queens. But Melissa McCarthy is adorable and truly gifted comedically and will always be the only real Sookie to me (Stackhouse who?). Also, Swoosie Kurtz is in it, and I still miss Sisters.
Chase
Mondays starting Sept. 20, NBC, new
This show seems to feature girls with guns, including Rose Rollins (Tasha on The L Word). That is all I (need to) know.
Hawaii Five-0
Mondays starting Sept. 20, CBS, new
Kidding!! You couldn’t pay me to watch anything that stars the spawn of James Caan. (Yes, Grace Park is on the show too, but I just don’t think that’s enough to overcome the rest of the suckage.)
The Event
Mondays starting Sept. 20, NBC, new
FlashForward made me wary of shows that have a big secret, but Laura Innes is on this, so I’ll give it a try. Oh, and Lisa Vidal is on it too. Wait a minute! I just figured out what the “event” is: the reunion of Dr. Weaver and her firefighter girlfriend Sandy! Can we please page Dr. Legaspi while we’re at it?
In Treatment
Mondays and Tuesdays starting Oct. 25, HBO, returning
Nothing will ever be as good as that amazing first season — featuring Mia Wasikowska in a heart-breaking, breakout role — but I’m looking forward to seeing Debra Winger and Amy Ryan every week. But wah, no Dianne Wiest!
TUESDAY
Glee
Tuesdays starting Sept. 21, Fox, returning
I don’t always love everything about this show, but I’ll still be happy to see it (and Jane Lynch) again.
Detroit 1-8-7
Tuesdays starting Sept. 21, ABC, new
Hmm. Why didn’t they call it Detroit 4-4-2 and use that Blondie tune as the theme song? Also, Michael Imperioli plays a cop on this show, which just makes me miss the American version of Life on Mars. Um. Never mind.
Raising Hope
Tuesdays starting Sept. 21, Fox, new
This seems to be about the recession and parenthood. These are not my favorite topics. But Martha Plimpton is one of my favorite actresses, so I’ll give it at least two episodes before I give up and watch The Goonies instead.
Running Wilde
Tuesdays starting Sept. 21, Fox, new
Bluh. The presence of Will Arnett and David Cross does not another Arrested Development make. And why does David Cross get to have two new shows while Laura Kightlinger (whose brilliant The Minor Accomplishments of Jackie Woodman is being ripped off by the aforementioned Cross on his other show) has none?
The Good Wife
Tuesdays starting Sept. 28, CBS, returning
I still don’t think Archie Panjabi deserved the Emmy, but I sure do hope Kalinda turns out to be gay. Mostly I wish Alicia would smash Peter’s face in. Then the title would be all sarcastic and stuff.
Updaaate! It seems Lili Taylor may play Kalinda’s love interest. Yeeee! Taylor has always had the gayest vibe ever, even when she’s playing straight. And she is always a delight. Though I still wish I’d never seen The Addiction.
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that girl from capricia looks super gay in that picture, which I’m going to assume means exactly what it probably doesn’t
Bring out the scissors!!!
That is what you mean right?
And what about jane lynch her lips? Huge hover lips.
You forgot Dexter! For shame! It comes back next Sunday, the 26th, and after a hell of a season 5 finale… it’s going to kick off in high gear for sure. Can’t wait!
Also, Parenthood returned this Tuesday on NBC. Am I the only one who watched that show last season? Well it was really good, y’all. We really love it in my house. And bonus, it has Nate Fisher in it! We really love him.
Oh my God! I am so excited for Dexter! The ending was crazy. My supervisor at work just finished watching last season and now that’s all we talk about.
i totally don’t get the Dexter thing. i have tried to watch it, but it just makes me miss david fisher
I always miss David Fisher.
You have to separate the two, otherwise it makes watching Dexter super weird. I’m going to be bold (and possibly make a bad decision) and say that I like Dexter better than 6 Feet Under.
!!!
I actually think Six Feet Under is the best show ever on television. I’m not being hyperbolic. I honestly think it is the best television program of all time, hands down. I WISH EVERYTHING DIDN’T END
I’m tough to please though… I get REALLY into a few shows (L Word, Six feet Under, QAF, The Office) and bitch indiscriminately about all the others. I’ve also failed to get into Mad Men, True Blood, 30 Rock… i’m bad at tv.
I LIKE CAPRICIA THOUGH
I would say something about Dexter being better… but I want you to like me cause you are like super awesome.
So instead, I’ll say I usually only watch like two TV shows a season cause I don’t usually have that much time. And most of my favorite shows have been Showtime shows. And The Office, but it hasn’t been as good lately.
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I’m gonna have to agree and say that Six Feet Under was perhaps the best thing to ever happen to television. It was just.. a completely perfect show in literally every way. I might love it more than I love Doctor Who and that is saying a lot.
You definitely have to separate Dexter and David when watching MCH because it just doesn’t meld well. It’s hard though. Peter Krause will always be Nate and when watching Parenthood I keep expecting him to suddenly become surly and smoke pot a lot. It’s because the characters were so finely crafted and became so like family that they become that. It’s why it was so perfect.
I concur about Six Feet Under — I mean about it being the best ever. I felt like I lived inside that show, which I know sounds weird, but it was so good and I loved it so much.
Mad Men is the same for me (though totally different), so they are a tie. But I will still give Dexter another try someday — I had the same initial reaction of “No, David Fisher, no!”
I have that problem too and my girlfriend still has to remind me that the L Word was not real life. Usually when I start a sentence with “Remember that time Alice/Dana/Jenny/Bette..”
It doesn’t sound weird to say you lived in Six Feet Under cause I did too and I think most people who really love it also did. That’s what made it so great, you know. It all felt so much like family and consistently hit such an emotional chord that everything became very real. Because the feelings that it made you feel were definitely tangible.
I think everyone should give Dexter a try. It’s a legitimately fantastic show with great writers and such a wonderful cast. And I mean, hell, even if you can’t get into the first three seasons… watch season 4 because John Lithgow was SO insanely frightening and good and that whole season was just nonstop amazing.
Parenthood is awesome…does the blonde teenager in it trip anyone else’s gaydar though? seriously, her pillow looks like a pride flag, I would really like her to be gay this season.
this.
CAPRICA! AND NOT ON A FRIDAY! YES!
I agree with the boardwalk empire comment totally something to watch before mad men.
Any news on V? (not that it was good or anything just wondering)
And Stargate Universe!?!!
none of the new shows the season appeal to me at all except Boardwalk Empire….& I don’t have hbo while I’m at school :( – BUT COME ON NOW! NEW ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA TONIGHT!!!!
Psyched by this post for a few reasons:
Boardwalk Empire sounds all kinds of fun. I live quite close to the Asbury Park boardwalk, and have seen these types of shenanigans even in present day!
ScribeGrrrl!! It’s so nice to see you writing here. Your style is totes jellin w/ the autostraddz. All Feelings point to LOVIN IT.
SCRIBEGRRRRL!!!!! I’m so glad she’s on board with AS. So stoked.
Oh dear! I missed Dexter, Stargate Universe, Always Sunny and a kajillion other shows deserving of attention.
(I did look for updates on V, but I don’t think it has a date yet. Also, gosh it is difficult to google a letter…)
Anyway, I am heartily sorry for all oversights. It’s just that sometimes I have to forgo TV in order to play Rock Band and Guitar Hero. You see my dilemma.
@Caitlin – thanks! I like it here. :)
Heeeeyyyy!
Lili Taylor has joined the cast of The Good Wife and “may become a romantic foil for Kalinda.” This is why TV shows filmed in NY are great: Lili’s like, hey, I’m just hangin’ out in the city, so why not?
http://www.tvguide.com/News/Reaser-Good-Wife-1023144.aspx
(Also, Mamie Gummer will be on The Good Wife too! Otherwise known as Meryl Streep’s daughter and quite a good actress in her own right.)
My line up..
Tuesday-V
Wednesday- Modern Family and Cougar Town(Yes, that corny show wiggled its way into my heart)
Thursday- Vampire Diaries
Friday- Smallville
Sunday- Kardashians
No Degrassi? Comes back October 8th!
Oh HELL yeah!! I forgot! Degrassi was so good this summer!
It’s just not the same without wheelchair Jimmy and crew. ALSO, was anyone annoyed at WCJ aka Drake during the VMA’s? Like I’m sorry, you’re from Canada, and we’ve all watched Degrassi and know for a FACT you do not talk like that. Cut it oout with the ghetto accent please.
I know what you mean. Thats why I some times eye roll with Drake lyrics. Like I remember you chasing after Ashley like a b*tch. I am more of the WCJ era too but Degrassi boiling points was SO good!
I’m so psyched for It’s Always Sunny! I’ll need to watch it online, though (friggin’ Canada). I’ve started watching The CW’s Hellcats…it’s this season’s guilty pleasure for me. It features a lesbian cheerleader, too! I’m surprised that there haven’t been any blurbs on AS about it. It’s fluffy and dumb, but I get a kick out of it.
I remember watching It’s Always Sunny on Showcase a few years ago, are they not airing it anymore?
“Nothing spices up marriage like a little sexspionage.” That’s how they’re marketing Undercovers. I like J.J. Abrams and all but this show is going to flop.
I love Caprica so much, I thought the first half of the season was brilliant. I’m also looking forward to Bones, Fringe, and Glee.
supernatural, dexter, and glee- this is going to be BRILLIANT.
When does Supernatural come back?!
september 24th! can’t wait, but i think this’ll be its last season and that’ll probably make me cry when i see the new episodes.
Bored to Death, anyone? Just me?
no I liked that one too. I’m not sure when it comes back. I shall google it….Sunday Sept. 26th at 10.
The crush my 14yo self had on Maura Tierney now makes sense
Boardwalk Empire: I had the pleasure of visiting lovely Atlantic City, NJ and (because I’m from the south or something) just learned that Monopoly was based on the streets there.
Scribegrrrl, oh how I’ve missed you! Does this mean you’ll be recapping any of these shows for autostraddle? Is that a yes? Is that a most definite?
Thanks, you’ve made my Friday.
No, thank *you*!
I dunno what I’ll be doing ever, so I have no definite plans. Recapping is scary.
I don’t think anything is ever going to help me get over the lack of BSG on my screen (though it was rather nicely finished, great arc, so that’s better than most the shows I’ve watched). SGU is just not up to scratch as a replacement!
Though in the meantime, and in between rewatching BSG/Twin Peaks/X Files/Buffy, I will be watching: Dexter, Lie to Me (though it’s just finished this season in the UK), House, Greys, reruns of HIMYM (suddenly I find it very amusing).
In the UK, I am LOVING the Great British Bake Off. I know it sounds ridiculous, and it kinda is – in a charming British way. PLUS it has an out lesbian as one of the presenters (and she’s rather cute) – so that’s more reason to watch. Gorgeous food, some eye candy, and a British-silliness to it – great show!
As a choir nerd, I feel obligated to do this since no one has yet:
GLEE!!! GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
BTW, I have a total celebrity crush on Naya Rivera. Anyone else?
HEAR, HEAR. and on dianna agron. and the brittany/santana love on the show is so adorable it hurts a little to watch.
Yes because it’s something you’ll never have. Almost like when you were little and someone told you unicorns weren’t real and all your plans and dreams fell apart in that moment because you had FULLY INTENDED to make a career of being the owner of a unicorn stable in San Francisco, and now you know it will NEVER HAPPEN.
Not that I have any experience with the aforementioned moment.
oh, naturally, neither do i. not that i ever dreamed of having a unicorn for a best friend and traveling everywhere with it and opening up a magical bakery in the middle of the forest for all the woodland creatures, which wouldn’t have made sense in the first place for a variety of reasons that, having never dreamed of it, i certainly haven’t bothered to contemplate.
that was a long sentence. my best female friend and i have the brittany/santana dynamic down pat, but she’s straight, so the universe clearly is working against the perfection in every way possible.
Ditto Naya.
As a sci-fi nerd, I feel obligated to squee:
W 13! WAAAAAREHOOOOUSE 13!!!
H.G. Wells, Myka and Claudia are my new Holy Trinity…
*nerdgasm*
Archie Panjabi and Lili Taylor? Yes please.
mmmhmmm
I am so excited about this Boardwalk Empire malarkey, even more so since the makeup looks perfect. I heart makeup.
I only have room for one polygamy show in my life (ha), so I’m saving it up for Big Love.
I like Tasha’s outfit.
I’m really like The Big C with Laura Linney and Gabby Sidibe (“Who the FUCK wears dresses?”), which is only 3 or 4 episodes in at this point, I think. It’s fantastic.
Grey’s and Modern Family are non-negotiables. This all bodes well for winter hibernation action with the tomboy!
Chuck! I am very excited about Chuck coming back. And also 30 Rock, Modern Family and Glee….