Y’All Need Help #16: You Can Do Things About You!


My problem is that after 2 degrees, I’ve finally qualified to be a professional (in healthcare, I’m paranoid anyone might see this). I got a job right away, less than a month after our results came out, after a recommendation from a mentor.

However, now that I have begun this 9-5 job, I’ve had the sudden clanging realisation that this is not for me. I think 40 hrs/week anywhere isn’t for me? I’m so burnt out my mental health can’t take it. Also the cowardly part of my mind that always hoped I’d be brave enough to be a writer is surfacing in a most unhelpful and despairing way now I’m not.

I think I hate having this job that I thought I wanted so bad, that I hoped would be fulfilling and which really isn’t terrible, that was so hard to get to. I think what I maybe want to do is freelance or start a little business and earn a lot less but control what I do with my time? I feel like I’ve finally realised what I want my life to look like and it’s not what I’ve been aiming for. Is this stupid? Does everyone feel this way about full time work? Am I just lazy and unrealistic and I should be grateful for what I have?

I’m only on contract for a year, should I wait til the end of the year then quit? Go part time? Change my life or stick it out? Any advice would be greatly appreciated!


You’re not lazy! This is not stupid! It’s great that you’ve realized what you want your life to look like! I think you should work until the end of your contract, then quit or go part time. That gives you several months to save save save and plan plan plan. Get all your ducks in a row and then GO OUT AND GET THAT DREAM.

In the meantime, take extra care of your mental health — do all the things you know you should do but sometimes/usually don’t because it isn’t always easy to take care of ourselves. But do it! Take care of yourself and also your dream.


This year (with some trepidation) I decided to move in with an old friend. Before that, we didn’t see each other much (he often disappears into the Introvert/Depression Void) but we still talked about the Serious Issues in our lives whenever we got together. He’s a messy and disorganized introvert who likes science. I’m a clean perfectionistic extrovert who almost became a therapist. Total opposites in every way.

Our lease is about to be up and he wants to renew. Mostly because I’m his best friend. But he is not mine. We are both mentally ill but his manifests in not caring about anything while I have a hard time letting go of anything. Sometimes this push-pull moves us both into healthier places but usually not. I feel like I’m always nagging him and he says he doesn’t mind but it feels terrible to me. I often feel lonelier when he’s here than when he’s gone. We have had some heart-to-hearts but I feel like he just wants to believe this is the right thing. In the past our friendship has benefited from more space.

But maybe I’m painting this as a terrible situation when it’s not. He has really been there for me this year, and there’s times I’m so glad I live with someone I can be myself around. If I could let go a bit more maybe this could work? Staying is also wayyy easier than trying to find a new roomie in an unfriendly city. I’m super torn, and probably overthinking this. Help!


It sounds like your instincts are telling you to go and your logical brain is trying to find a way to guarantee that these instincts are correct. The super terrible and silly thing about this is that the only way to tell if your instincts are right is to either act on them or don’t, and then live for a while, and then look back on them and everything that happened and be like, “oh.”

You know that quote about how no one ever said “I wish I’d spent more time at the office” when they’re on their deathbed? That’s how listening to your instincts goes. I can’t remember a single time — like literally not a single fucking time in 36 years of life — when listening to my instincts was the wrong decision. I could, however, write my ol’ magnum opus about all the times I acted against them! Oh man. Just last Sunday I didn’t listen to my instincts and the whole time I was like YOU CAN STILL TURN THIS AROUND, LANEIA, THERE’S STILL TIME. But did I do it? Did I turn it around? No! Because I’m a stupid old bat!

You, friend, are not a stupid old bat. You’re also not obligated to stay in a living situation with someone who you really don’t want to live with! It seems like this living arrangement has run its course and it’s time for you to take the next step. You can still be friends with someone after you move out! Happens every dang day.


So I live in a small town and I recently started to hit it off with this girl. She’s really caring and beautiful but there is one problem. We have the same last name and our birthdays are on the same day. We haven’t done any genealogical testing or anything but we asked around in our families and are confident that we aren’t related or separated at birth. For us we find it kind of funny and convenient we have such similarities and our friends love to makes jokes.

But she and I have realized when our relationship status is brought up with acquaintances and our similarities are mentioned we are met with a lot of questions, negative conclusions and looks, even though we aren’t similar in appearance or personalities. It’s already hard enough being homosexual, and having this reaction about our relationship makes it even harder.

So I’m asking since I’m curious to know if anyone else has been in a relationship like this? I’ve also been pondering whether I should tell people about our relationship and have to deal with the millions of question and looks or if to just keep our relationship to ourselves because of the stigma?


I want to scream THIS IS SO CUTE AND NEAT ! in my happiest scream-voice! I’m so so sorry people are making it awkward for you but honestly, just knowing there are two queers out there (!!) in a small town (!!!) who’ve found each other and get to have joint birthday parties (!!!!) is the best thing that’s happened to me all week! THIS IS SO CUTE. THANK YOU.

Ok, whew! Listen, sharing a last name and a birthday is not a big deal at all. Lots of people date and even marry and procreate with people who have their same names, sometimes even the same first names! Lots of people look alike, too, which you’re saying you do not, so at least there’s that. But I mean it, this is not a big deal! Get a piece of paper out and write IT’S FINE on it, and then look at it. Read it to yourself. It’s fine that you have these similarities, it’s fine that you’re queer and dating each other, it’s fine that other people have their own reactions to the fact that you’re dating and/or your similarities. It’s all fine.

Don’t let other people’s reactions to you — especially the things that are intrinsic to your very existence, like the day you were born! — affect how you feel about you. That goes for like, everything. IT’S FINE. That’s them. You can’t do anything about them. You can do things about you though! And you should be having fun with this really caring and beautiful woman RIGHT NOW. Go do that. Stop thinking about this thing — which is actually a very cute and neat thing! — and just figure out where y’all want to eat on your next date. Everyone always talks about how they want to go to a fondue place but does anyone actually go? I mean, I don’t know why but I don’t trust the cheese situation. It just seems like it could be really hit or miss! You know? Have you taken her to fondue yet? Distrust of the cheese situation notwithstanding, I’d probably still be amped about a fondue place, to be honest. I don’t know, think about it.


I need help! I’ve been with my gf for 4 years. We’ve lived together for 3 years and have been engaged for a little over 2 years. I love her, and I love our life together. Sure, some things aren’t great, but thinking about breaking up makes me so sad. Problem is, thinking about actually getting married scares the crap out of me – and I can’t tell why. On one hand, I like how we are now, and I don’t see why getting married will make things different. On the other hand, I’m scared and worried to actually set a date.

Part of it is my family. My parents think my gf is ok, but don’t particularly love her. I’ve been told she doesn’t “suit me”, whatever that means. They are nice to her and everything, but they aren’t thrilled and it makes me anxious. (Side note, my mom didn’t love the woman my brother married, but she seems fine with her now – especially that they have a baby). My aunt hates my gf (but my aunt is also a very difficult person to please, so that bothers me less) and she says my grandma doesn’t like her too. All this makes me sad and nervous that I’m making a mistake.

The other part of it is I’m sort of embarrassed to have a wedding celebration. I don’t want to make a party with my family unhappy about it, and I don’t know how to make it a Jewish celebration without upsetting my father and other family members who are pretty traditional. I don’t know what traditions to include, I don’t want to be the center of attention, and I don’t know what to wear. Help!


It sucks that your family isn’t head over heels about your girlfriend, but it doesn’t necessarily mean you’re making a mistake. You get to decide who and what suits you, and what that means is that you’re in charge around here damn it! Whatever you want for your life — this woman, a tattoo of a rocking chair, pineapple and anchovies on your pizza, an oddly fitting pair of shorts, a dog with a broken ear, the studio versions of any Grateful Dead song over the live versions — no matter how controversial or dull or unexpected or pedestrian, is what you should get. Ta-da! It’s your life! Who cares if your grandmother and aunt and 20 other relatives don’t like your fiancee! If you like her, that’s it. I know that’s easier to say than it is to live by, but say it you must! “I will not let my aunt’s personal feelings about something or someone affect one of the most important decisions I’ll ever make about my own life. Amen.”

Now about this wedding. I got married in 2015 and so of course I am an expert in all things weddings and marriage, ahem. Um but seriously, I 100% fell you on being embarrassed about a wedding. I was perfectly plagued by everything having to do with my wedding, all of it. I can’t even list all of the things I’d do differently if I could. It was just too much! Weddings are so much! You’re asking all these people to come and be actively happy about YOU. And on top of that, YOU are the one deciding every single thing about the party. The whole damn thing was your idea from start to finish and you’ve invited other people to look at it. I meannnnn, that’s bold and crazy! I’m breaking out in hives.

Being embarrassed about a wedding doesn’t mean you don’t want to get married, though. A wedding is nothing like being married. It’s pretty much the total opposite of being married. A wedding is so many logistics, so many decisions oh my godddd, so many dollars, so many details. And then being married is just exactly like being alive last Tuesday. That’s it. Did you have fun last Tuesday? Wanna do it and/or a version of it pretty much every day kinda forever? Cool you’ll probably be super into being married! And it’ll have fuck all to do with a party you threw one time.

THAT SAID, babe if you want a Jewish celebration, GET. IT. Do what you want! Everyone told me to do what I wanted, to make the day mine (ours, I mean) and I was like yeah ok ok sure I am trying to do that, but I didn’t really get what they meant until afterward. Sit down and look me dead in the eyes:





The minute you start to think “Mmmmm I don’t know, I wonder if this will be fun for X” or “Hmmm gotta be honest, I wonder what Y will think if we say this” or “Will this make everyone roll their eyes in boredom and then turn into slugs” PINCH YOURSELF. Do you think straight people worry about this shit? No they do not. Scream at the top of your lungs IT DOESN’T MATTER !!! Literally nothing matters! All you have to do, legally, is the bare minimum of whatever your state mandates. Everything else is a sea of things that don’t matter! ISN’T THAT EXQUISITELY LIBERATING.

I’m fucking serious. I am not joking with you. Do whatever you want at your wedding. Elope even!

I was talking with Riese about this and I have to admit that internalized homophobia was likely at the center of my wedding panic. I was so wrapped up in whether or not this or that relative would feel awkward about something, I just collapsed in on myself. DON’T DO THAT. Don’t let other people be in charge of how you celebrate your happiness. It sucks and I wish I could go back and plan our wedding with just us in mind, instead of trying to make sure everyone else was comfortable. Learn from my sad pathetic mistake please!

Oh and if you don’t actually want to get married you shouldn’t get married ok bye love you.

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  1. Thanks for pointing out that out-and-proud, professional queers can be saddled with internalized homophobia too.

    I got married in 2008. There’s something about the all the traditions that bring up those mistaken expectations.

    For years prior, we didn’t get married because I thought a ceremony without legal consequences was LAME. Why, a wedding? Yes, I have been very judgemental in the past.

    Ultimately it was the party we wanted, no bridal party, no parents “giving away”, but yes to cake and kisses and dancing. I had NO CLUE it would be so fun.

    I would even endorse a wedding without the state to certify the deal. The ceremony can be moving…. if you’re ready, if you want it, and only then.

  2. Just co-signing all this great advice.

    My life got so much better when I stopped believing the people (mah parentsss! mah teachers!) who frequently declared out loud to me with 100% certainty, “I know what’s best for you.”

    They 100%, one-hundred-and-eighty degrees did not know what was best for me. My life is so much better since I started taking my own advice about how to live it.

  3. LW #1: HI! I spent my entire life planning to become a high school teacher! Then I spent lots of money and 5 years to get two university degrees, and became one! And I hated it!!!! And I thought I had to stick with it because I had invested so much time and money in my education that it would be stupid of me to quit.

    AND THEN I started having panic attacks and went to a counselor who told me that I should probably quit if I wanted to quit, so I did that and now 15 years on I have basically the best job I could ever hope for and am 100000000% happier. FOLLOW YOUR HEART!

    • @chandra you mind me asking what you’re doing now? I’ve been teaching (mostly middle and high school) for ten years and it was the right choice for me and I love it, but I’m tired. And now I don’t know what I could do instead.

      • @nameiwontforget I spent a few years bouncing around doing random things and eventually was lucky enough to land a position teaching English upgrading courses to adults at a community college. So I’m still using my education, as it turns out, but in an environment that is so much more manageable and rewarding.

        I got my foot in the door by first volunteering as a literacy tutor through a program that I now run. I also did some paid tutoring before that, which was ok (though a bit annoying time-management-wise). I wish you luck in finding something that works for you!

  4. LW #3: Straight people create entire databases of stock photos that reflect their weird obsession with “lesbian” couples who look like identical twins. You’re fine.

  5. Yikes, it kind of sounds like the LW who’s been engaged for two years and still doesn’t want to set a date doesn’t want to get married, though. The “some things aren’t great, but the idea of breaking up makes me so sad” line… about someone you’re engaged to?? You’ve been engaged for 2 years and still haven’t set a date and don’t want to? Your family doesn’t like your fiancée and you feel embarrassed to even have a wedding with her? I think in this case you being two women is a red herring (or possibly making you feel like you have to marry her because the lesbian dating pool is too small) and you should listen to your instincts, like Laneia advises in a different answer. It doesn’t sound great to me! (Speaking as someone who IS gay married and had to figure out how to incorporate religious traditions when I’m not allowed to get married in the church)

    • Agreed. I think this LW should sit down with a therapist and unpack the anxiety. My theory is that deep down LW’s instincts are telling her something is wrong and they shouldn’t get married, but she’s trying to logic herself into it. Maybe it’s internalized homophobia? But maybe it’s something about the relationship itself. Therapy either way!

      • Agreed. Breaking up is less sad than being with someone you don’t want to be with.

        (But if the issue is “just” your family then I agree with Laneia)

    • Agreed. There were two parts to that question. I like the way you honed in that.

      Don’t double down with a wedding for a relationship you’re not even sure you want to stay in.

  6. person #1: after many years of struggling at low-paid social work jobs, often having 2 and 3 part-times, i got a full-time job as a case manager in SF’s Tenderloin neighborhood, making $45,000 a year (which, to me, is a lot of money). The previous year I had made $20,000 (and I live in the Bay Area.) I was like, wow! I am going to have money! Everything is going to be so easy!
    Spoiler alert: That wasn’t the case.
    Lessons learned:
    1. I have coping skills for having no money. I don’t have coping skills for having no time.
    2. I can look like an adult, a professional, or a woman. I can’t do all 3 of those things at once.
    3. Having money didn’t solve my problems at all. It solved the problems that were caused by not having money, but everything else was the same.

    I hung in there for a year. I deeply regret even staying that long. My agency was incredibly dysfunctional and it was not worth the money. I left the house at 7am and came home after 6pm. I drank a lot.
    One day I was on a packed rush hour BART train with all the other miserable humans. I was reading “Upstream” by Mary Oliver. I read an essay she wrote about a misbehaving dog. It ended with a line like, “What would happen if you cut the rope keeping you from being free?” I looked around. I thought, I can’t keep living like this.
    Six months later, I was back at my old job at a mental health facility, wearing what I wanted, working the late shift which suits my sensibilities much better, surrounded by kind people. It was a huge pay cut. I eat a lot of lentil crock-pot dishes now and can’t afford new clothes or dinners out.
    I am so fucking happy.
    Wait out that contract and when it’s over, live your life! Fuck anyone who judges you. You can do shit with those degrees that will set you somewhat free. As another book I read on my rush hour train said, “I didn’t want a steady job in an office or factory. I thought myself too good for that, not because I was stuck up but simply because any human being is too good for that kind of no-life, even white people.” -John Fire Lame Deer

    • Can I just say, I really appreciate point #2 about being able to look like like an adult, professional, or woman but not all at once. I don’t feel like I can do all three at once either, but I like to look fairly femme in non-professional, less adult contexts.

  7. To #1:
    Being in some sort of healthcare profession has two advantages above all others: You can find some niche that will have a schedule catering to your needs and desires.
    And working with humans teaches you more about life than anything else will.You will need something to write about, after all.

    I recently had the schedule talk with a friend and former co-worker’s of mine and when we talked about our future plans he yelled and laughed at me for wanting to branch off into emergency or icu medicine. “You’ll be working shifts the rest of your life!” is, what he said, but the thing is,I love working shifts! The Monday-Friday 7-4 thing was murdering me! I hatehate getting up early and cramming everything into the weekend and there’s a magic about nights I occasionally enjoy. It’s also very common for the nurses and doctors to work 40,70,80% jobs, some even only have a 20-25% job with some leasing work on the side, if they need the money.
    What I’m saying is: Look for something that suits you in the healthcare field, it’s fortunately not a black and white only situation, and use it for social security and benefits with minimum effort, while you figure out or experiment around with whatever else it is you want to do.

  8. To the person who has been dating someone with the same last name: when I was growing up I knew a queer couple with the same *first* name, and it was totally fine. Maybe when people first meet you they’ll comment on it, but eventually you’ll just be that lovely couple they know who, incidentally, has the same birthday and last name. How cool and convenient!
    To the person thinking about a Jewish wedding: in my book, being hoisted on chairs and stomping on a glass are the most important traditions! The rest is up to you and your partner’s relationship to religion.

  9. So re LW1:

    I was a writer my entire life. My parents still have poetry from when I was about 6. I was extremely prolific, would try formats that were beyond me (I wrote TWO MUSICALS granted one of them was entirely formatted around Savage Garden songs but still), just didn’t care. I was pretty sure my life would be Creative Writing 100%.

    Then I went to uni and did Creative Writing as a submajor. BAD TERRIBLE IDEA. I didn’t get the support I needed and didn’t really learn anything asides from this one rhetoric class that was pretty good. I’d write about things I was going through and be told it “wasn’t realistic”. I wasn’t advancing.

    I got so burnt out that I stopped writing seriously for quite a few years.

    I’m back into it now (obviously, since I write for this site) but it took a while and it also means my choice of format has shifted some. Fiction is harder for me to write, for instance – more factual research or reportage stuff is much more my jam. I’m pretty into prose poetry too, though those are usually about my inner life rather than something more story-like.

    I also found that part of my problem too is that if I have to rely on my ~passions~ to be my fulltime income I get super burned on it, especially since the stuff I’m into isn’t exactly the most marketable. It’s been much easier for me if I have some other main job thing (well, finding that main job is a pain in the ass but that’s a different story). So if you find that your passion is better expressed through some other means, like a side job or volunteering or something, that’s totally fine too! Doesn’t mean you failed- just means you need some other vessel.

  10. Petition to add “Ta-Da, It’s Your Life!” merch to the Autostraddle shop. I need an actual poster print…

  11. . . I agree w/ /above commenters that therapy is in order to sort out what’s what. But for just the part “On one hand, I like how we are now, and I don’t see why getting married will make things different” – Have you had a chat with your partner about what marriage means and doesn’t mean? What a wedding is and isn’t? Gotta get on the same page about that. Most people act like everyone agrees on a meaning for these like we agree on the meaning of ‘chair’ and ‘candy corn’ but really each person has their own idea. Sifting out your own and sharing with a partner you’re talking about marriage with is fun and necessary.

  12. Person with same surname as partner, you could:

    a) get married – then you’ll have a understandable reason for sharing a surname
    b) don’t actually get married but tell people you are
    c) tell people you are sisters. Some people are much more likely to assume two women who are close to each other are sisters than they would assume they are a couple anyway
    d) tell people you are sisters and then kiss passionately
    e) what Laneia said

  13. Healthcare job person, if don’t think you can survive a year without burning out then look at your options for reducing your hours or quitting earlier as long as that is something you are happy to do.

    Also realising what you’ve worked for isn’t what you want is a positive and definitely something you should act on. I had a career plan that I had done three years at uni for and then started a postgrad course when I realised that I would be unhappy for at least the next 3 years and potentially not like the final destination. I quit mid course. I was depressed until I found a job (I luckily had my parents to fall back on until I did find a job), but I have never regretted quitting.

  14. 9-5 person, I think it is simultaneously true that working 40 hours a week sucks for most people, AND that it is worse for some people than others and that some of those people would be happier working a different schedule! In other words, yes, I think most people are like “ugh this is exhausting” about working 40 hours a week, BUT that doesn’t mean that you have to resign yourself to working 9-5 for the rest of your career if you really think that freelancing or starting your own business would be a better fit for you. For example, I work 8-5 and am regularly like “HOW do people DO this, HOW can I KEEP DOING this for the next FORTY YEARS?”, but I also love being able to go home at 5 and leave it at the office and do whatever I want during evenings and weekends without feeling guilty about it, and having a steady paycheck and benefits and never having to worry about drumming up more business. Which is why I have zero desire to freelance or start my own business. But for other people, the good parts of freelancing/business-owning outweigh the risk and the stressful parts. Only you know which type of person you are!

    As for “am I ungrateful / do I just need to suck it up?”, no one is going to give you a gold star for trying to convince yourself you’re not miserable if you know deep down that you are. The fact that some people in the world are worse off than you doesn’t mean you’re not allowed to be unhappy, and it definitely doesn’t mean you’re not allowed to change your life to try to be happier! Of course we should all count our blessings, but the fact that, like, there are children starving in the street somewhere doesn’t mean you have to like a job that you don’t like. Your putting up with unhappiness doesn’t feed homeless children, doesn’t make other people happier, doesn’t help anyone.

    • “no one is going to give you a gold star for trying to convince yourself you’re not miserable if you know deep down that you are.”

      ooooooh I needed this.

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