Man-hating songs have fallen out of style now, but back in the golden age of Broadway, they were a common comedy trope.
Two quick notes:
A) In order to make the final five, the song has to be an indictment of all men, not just one, although a number of those songs can be found in this playlist, which also includes a few “women are better than men” songs.
B) Some of the musicals on this list have some fucked up social commentary going on, particularly with regard to race. Calamity Jane is a good example. Kiss Me Kate is very misogynistic. These singular misandrist songs do not excuse that, but they are still enjoyably misandrist.
5. “One Hundred Easy Ways (To Lose A Man)” – Wonderful Town
Lyrical highlight: Just throw your knowledge in his face / He’ll never try for second base
4. “Forget About The Boy” – Thoroughly Modern Millie
Lyrical highlight: And in the moonlight, don’t you think about him / Sister, you’re much better off without him / You can blow the blues a kiss goodbye / And put the sun back in the sky / For when he comes crawlin’ / I’m not fallin’
3a. “I’m Gonna Wash That Man Right Outta My Hair” – South Pacific
Lyrical highlight: If you laugh at different comics / If you root for different teams / Waste no time, weep no more / Show him what the door is for!
3b. “Many A New Day” – Oklahoma!
Lyrical highlight: Why should a woman who is healthy and strong,
blubber like a baby if her man goes away? / A-weepin’ and a-wailin’ how he done her wrong. / That’s one thing you’ll never hear me say!
I’m combining these into one number because I’m a cheater, but also these were written by the same guys! Rogers and Hammerstein!
2. “Men! (Horrible Men!)” – Calamity Jane
This doesn’t have a recording on Youtube, but you can listen to it here.
Lyrical highlight: Men men, horrible men / I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again / What I think of men you can’t print in a book / Lucky the girl who has never been took.
1. “I Hate Men” – Kiss Me Kate
“Lyrical highlight: Just throw your knowledge in his face / He’ll never try for second base” A+++++++++ lyric
Lmfao it was no suprise the #1 misandrist song was just straight out called ‘I Hate Men’ lol
So much love for this list
I’m really happy that Grace’s first article in a long time is about musical theater and misandry! so on brand
Musical theatre and blaming the patriarchy, my favorite things.
There is a YA novel/musical-in-writing called Castration Celebration, but I don’t recommend it, it’s the really bad kind of misanthropic/homophobic/transphobic, so don’t be tempted.
After reading this post, I got stuck in my head an alternate version of the Annie Get Your Gun* song entitled “You Can’t Kill a Man with a Gun,” which is simply untrue.
*Also, I almost typed that as Annie on my Mind. I’m a mess!
I want to add “Hell No!” from the Color Purple to the list!
Seconded! Not to mention, The Color Purple does MUCH better than a lot of these other shows on the social commentary side of things.
Honourable mention: “Sister Suffragette” from Mary Poppins
I had all the baby feminist feels when I was like 6 years old and obsessed with Mary Poppins/that song
I loved that song as a kid but all those years I totally thought she was saying ‘sister saffron jet’ – I got the misandry but I’m not sure I realised she was campaigning for votes for women…
“Though we adore men individually,
We agree that as a group, they’re rather stupid.”
My favorite line in any song, ever. It had such an impact on my child heart.
This post brings back great memories of singing “I Hate Men” constantly during freshman year of college with my best-friend-roommate-straight-girl-crush. Excellent bonding experience, would recommend.
Oh dear. I confess I did this too, in my first year of grad school, only I didn’t have a crush on her quite yet, or realize that I might like women.
Men and women spend so much time loving to hate each other and hating that they don’t understand each other. It’s almost as though it would be easier…and better…if they dated…each other…instead?
(Sorry, still in my first year of being all out, where I somehow can’t believe that everyone isn’t at least a little queer, if they just meet the right person :-P)
I know how you feel!
*slams fists on the table of the McDonalds patio where I’m currently…borrowing wifi on my break from work* NOW THIS IS THE TYPE OF CONTENT THIS MUSICAL THEATRE MAJOR LIKES TO SEE
Shoutout to my homegirl, TONY AWARD WINNER JEANINE TESORI with Forget About the Boy.
Also, I am…VERY attracted to Rachel York. One time, I saw the national tour of Anything Goes three times in a week because she is a SITUATION.
WOWWWW haven’t thought about Rachel York since I realized I was Into The Ladies.
Hooooooooly shit, this explains some THINGS.
I’m glad that being into her is apparently A Thing for queer women who love MT.
For everyone else’s viewing pleasure, Rachel York in nothing but a bedsheet in City of Angels, 1989:
Speaking of City of Angels, 1. THAT SHOW NEEDS A REVIVAL, 2. “What You Don’t Know About Women” is a pretty kick-ass misandrist song.
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Articles like this are the reason Autostraddle is the best place on the Internet.
The Kiss me Kate one would do nicely with a well-placed wink in response to “what would we do without em?”
You see, with the preposition ‘to,’ ‘who’ becomes the indirect object, making the use of ‘whom’ imperative which I can prove to you with this VERY SIMPLE CHART
I loved Kiss Me Kate (the musical movie) as a childe. Particularly Bianca. #SignsIShouldHaveSeen
i would just like to say that before i even read the article, that this title popped up on my newsfeed and i instantly thought: nOW THIS IS THE QUALITY CONTENT I AM IN NEED OF THANK YOU
Grace, thank you for understanding me on a fundamental level.
Also, if you root for a different team, DEFINITELY do not hesitate to show him what the door is for!
See? see? This is the kind of content that makes me proud to be an A+ member!
Oh Grace, never leave us again!
Memories of Tootie and Natalie auditioning for South Pacific singing “I’m gonna wash that man right outta my hair”
The Facts of Life, in case any of you whippersnappers are wondering what I’m talking about…
I should have had these songs in my back pocket for all the years I’ve been widely acknowledged as a man hater.
“And mark your towels ‘hers’ and ‘hers'” – One Hundred Easy Ways (to Lose a Man)
Thank you for making my night.
THIS LIST. YES.
On another note, it isn’t about hating men but if you want some serious girl power feelings I would highly suggest So Much Better from Legally Blonde. I played Elle in high school (because my director cast the only lesbian as the world’s straightest character) and that song just made me want to jump and scream and be a woman. THAT IS ALL. I’m sorry for rambling. Okay bye.
I’m prepared for Autostraddle: The Musical.
I love you Grace, and I love this article too for feeding my passion for musical theater (and giving me a healthy dose of misandry).
this margarita pitcher and i would like to nominate this article for a nobel prize
My reusable starbucks cup of water and I would like to nominate Mik for a Comment Award
I love when AS writes about musical theatre. ESPECIALLY misandrist songs in musical theatre. down with men.