It’s a testament to how bad this movie is that nobody informed me of the sex scene.

I have the scoop on five different sapphic films coming out for you to know about, including: one with a lesbian-lovers-to-crime-partners plot line, Zach Braff working out his biphobia to the terrible tune of Chasing Amy, and conservatives are in tizzy of Kristen Stewart’s Rolling Stone cover.

You might be familiar with the 5 Love Languages — but do you know the 12 Lesbian Love Languages? Great news, I just made them up: from “premature commitment” to “nesting” to “gay chaos,” let’s dig into this life-altering and deeply scientific understanding of what makes it all work out.

“We spoke up. Hell, this was post-#MeToo era. We were heroes. I was… a hero. So, why did I feel so much shame when, a year later, a woman sexually assaulted me?”

Believe it or not, Peacock has a surprisingly robust slate of television shows with major lesbian, bisexual and queer women and/or trans characters. Here’s a list of our favorite LGBT TV shows on Peacock.

Sexual freedom can also just be about freedom in general, at least for one night, in a special space.

Krista from one of our favorite blogs called “Effing Dykes” has a question for you! It’s about reclaiming words and who has a right to do so. EFFING DYKES ON AUTOSTRADDLE. THIS HAPPENED.

Reality TV dating shows tend to have heterosexuality deep in their DNA, but over the years, some have emerged with proud gay genes and to focus on lesbian, queer and bisexual women and non-binary people. Scratch that Ultimatum itch.

Some advice columnist told a Cornell student that she’s obligated to come out to her sorority sisters because it’s “unethical” to make them “uncomfortable.” We think maybe this “advice columnist” should find a “new job.”

Carson learns about underground queer bars, Max learns how to be herself and not what others expect of her, the gay Peaches learn they have each other.

You do not need to change your face. But I do think you can start to change your thoughts.

“It was a political statement to portray sex, to portray queer sex, as it was to demand civil rights in the daytime.”

Which of the 16 participants in the Gen Q region will move onto the field of 32? You decide — starting now!

By erasing Melody’s queerness, Archive 81 gains nothing and loses a lot.

Teen Nat and Adult Nat recall the same nightmarish day; Shauna loses herself to fantasy; and vultures circle Taissa. Misty, meanwhile, drinks a chocolate martini.

There’s something about Mary. And also, by golly do I enjoy a love triangle. In the year of Beyoncé 2021, I did not imagine we would get this.

November feels a bit like pent-up tensions screaming at the rooftops. Get ready for big feelings beyond low-key dread and apocalyptic “I guess this is fine now” normalcy. Know your conflict style to embrace this shift.

“Hattie and Ida are… TOGETHER… IN MATCHING SWEATS… BADLY SINGING JODECI AND LAUGHING and if you saw a cuter lesbian moment on television this week, no you didn’t.”

We love queer television because television brings us together, and nothing better defines that spirit than this little homegrown awards contest.

THIS IS A FREJA BEHA POST. Jezebel thinks she’s gay and British Vogue is afraid of it; we think maybe it’s okay for interviews to sometimes be about other things sometimes. Also, science has now found the exact opposite of the Westboro Baptist Church, and it is the San Diego Comic Con. Thank you for all the inventive and refreshing signs, comic-con goers! Also, Marisa Meltzer wants to know where the Darias are at, transgender protections for housing in the US, more recognition of GLBTQ people in rural Ireland, and Thomas Beattie’s third child!