I’ll be doing a read-a-thon, nbd. What are you up to? Get in here and tell me about it!

Your grandma sounds like a babe, I don’t know what else to tell you.

Plus: Lena Waithe opens up about her Master of None coming out episode, Arrested Development is coming back again, the first trailer for Battle of the Sexes, and more info on Aubrey Plaza’s new movie.

“This is honestly one of the best comics about identity and finding community and yourself that I’ve ever read.”

Being friends with anyone, taking action on typos in your books, negotiating down debt, houses for owls and more!

Also, Janelle Monáe gave a commencement address, Abby Wambach got married and Jasika Nicole has a new food dance for you.

Other great trends for this fat queers this summer include aliens, tweed, Bodysuits and beachwear as formal wear.

You’re going to want to see this video of Kristen Stewart dancing, trust me.

Jasika Nicole got in bed with me last week and helped me give advice on longterm relationships! We talked communication, couples therapy, and that way that your gf sighs and says it doesn’t mean anything but YOU KNOW IT MEANS SOMETHING, UGH.

“Calculate how many ‘free’ airline snacks you would need to eat to break even on the cost of your plane ticket.”

On Easter Sunday, I didn’t go to a church, but I quietly praised God at brunch in community with friends and strangers and so many carbs and those tiny Cadbury chocolate eggs.

Hot women-only hotels, resorts and cabins to check out in Ohio, New Jersey, Florida, Oregon, Palm Springs, Delaware, Key West and Montana — just be sure to check in before 1998.

If only they knew, back then, what “butch” and “queer” might mean today…

Gaby Dunn got in bed with me last week! She helped me give advice, told me all about her new book, and shared the story of the first girl she made out with in high school WHICH GOT ME FEELING A LOT OF THINGS. Also featuring Jenny Owen Youngs as bed-gargoyle.

Non-binary does not mean the same thing to a single one of us. We’re all super nervous to talk about it in public, though!

Brittani Nichols, world-renowned heartthrob, joined me in bed last week! We talked about Suicide Kale, Take My Wife, and I horrified Brittani with ghost stories and tales of oil pulling! Woo!

Whether or not period syncing is allegedly a lie, the secret lives of hot people, aftercare for everyone, how to have casual sex, how to win at relationship fight club and more.

Just what it sounds like. Also, Clea DuVall, Cameron Esposito and the Quin twins are up to something and Brittani Nichols got a haircut.

Heather leads Bitches Brew at A-Camp (Angelus Oaks, CA)

Julie Goldman, Brandy Howard, Carly Usdin, Robin Roemer, Riese Bernard, Marni Kellison. Talent Show, A-Camp April 2012