No Filter: Abby Wambach Coaches Fiancé Glennon Doyle Melton’s Kid To Victory

Welcome back to No Filter, a weekly collection of some of the finest in carefully-curated queer celebrity Instagram. This week in news you can use, Stella Maxwell moved into Kristen Stewart’s house, which means NSFW editor Carolyn is probably going to run into her at the coffeeshop all the damn time. We were blessed with a wealth of fantastic insta posts this week, so let’s get down to it.


Honestly what do you even do when Abby Wambach starts coaching your kid’s soccer team? It says here that everybody, everybody, everybody needs and deserves Abby Wambach, but that isn’t true; none of are pure enough to deserve this.


The only way to make an entrance

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I want you to think back to the first time you realized you might be into women, and I want you to ask yourself: was Kristen Stewart there? Did she do this dance?


Cause sometimes I like to smile. ???

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You ever just look at Danielle Brooks’ face and wonder how she’s real?


Bitches

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While Kristen Stewart is busy dancin’ up a storm and recruiting baby gays, her ex Annie Clark is busy hanging out with her ex Carrie Brownstein and Carrie’s dog.


Guess who won their 4th consecutive escape the room game together? Take a guess. @kotokotooto #sleuthing

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In the meantime, Annie Clark is also busy breaking out of escape rooms, so maybe she’s just practicing for Erin‘s Lesbian Relationship Escape Room at A-Camp, who can say?


#dontplay

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Yup, rolling with Lauren and Samira seems exactly as adorable as one would expect.


#MilesFromHeaven

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In my imagination, Torraine Futurum tickles the ivories just for a moment and without warning, Kristen Stewart appears and dances through the background of this photo.


Gabby Rivera spoke on this panel for Badass Women Writers and was an inspiring superhero as per ushe.


When you've gone loopy playing with vocal effects and start pretending that you are #TimCurry in #FernGully ???

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Evan Rachel Wood’s Hexxus impression is spot-on.


Join us next week, when Kristen Stewart Totinos her way up to all the celebrities we wish would come out already.

Stef Schwartz is a founding member and the self-appointed Vapid Fluff Editor at Autostraddle.com. She currently resides in New York City, where she spends her days writing songs nobody will ever hear and her nights telling much more successful musicians what to do. Follow her on twitter and/or instagram.

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13 Comments

  1. Hahaha I watched that Kristen Stewart video on loop for like 5 minutes. It’s not far off from how we make an entrance to our fav lesbian club, if I’m honest. Every day that goes by I realise just *how* gay I am….

  2. Stef you do the lords work in collating the best Instagrams and vapid fluff for us all. Honestly one of my favourite columns on AS and one I read every single week.

    Unrelated note. If you are a human with a spare 7ish mins, who wears clothes and you were born between 1980-2000, I’d be so grateful if you fill out my anonymous undergrad research survey about fashion. Link: https://rmit.au1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_cD4l7UUdQPCUXk1 Thanks a mill if you dooooooooo.

  3. Wait, is Glennon Doyle Mellon such a good soccer mom that she literally divorced her husband, came out, and started dating Abby Wambach so that her daughter would have literally the BEST coach?

    I approve.

  4. KSTEW! *smiles bashfully*
    KSTEW DANCING! OHMYGOSH *fans self*
    And YES – the best intro – “You’re going to want to see this video of Kristen Stewart dancing, trust me.” I trust you!!

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