Zack Snyder’s Army of the Dead trailer is here, and the whole internet is finally in on the fact that Tig Notaro is a stone cold fox. So, while everyone’s paying attention, let us publicly make the request we’ve been privately discussing for years: Remake every Tom Cruise movie with Tig Notaro, you cowards!
Tig Notaro as Maverick in Top Gun
Tig Notato as Cole Trickle in Days of Thunder
Tig Notaro as Jerry Maguire in Jerry Maguire
Tig Notaro as Ethan Hunt in Mission Impossible
Tig Notaro as Cage in The Edge of Tomorrow
Tig Notaro as Lt. Kaffee in A Few Good Men
She’s got the range — see for yourself.
Before you go! It takes funding to keep this publication by and for queer women and trans people of all genders running every day. And A+ members keep the majority of our site free for everyone. Still, 99.9% of our readers are not members. A+ membership starts at just $4/month. If you’re able to, will you join A+ and keep Autostraddle here and working for everyone?