Zack Snyder’s Army of the Dead trailer is here, and the whole internet is finally in on the fact that Tig Notaro is a stone cold fox. So, while everyone’s paying attention, let us publicly make the request we’ve been privately discussing for years: Remake every Tom Cruise movie with Tig Notaro, you cowards!
Tig Notaro as Maverick in Top Gun
Tig Notato as Cole Trickle in Days of Thunder
Tig Notaro as Jerry Maguire in Jerry Maguire
Tig Notaro as Ethan Hunt in Mission Impossible
Tig Notaro as Cage in The Edge of Tomorrow
Tig Notaro as Lt. Kaffee in A Few Good Men
She’s got the range — see for yourself.
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So what I got from that trailer is that the zombies are straight and the good guys aren’t. Which is QUITE a metaphor and someone should write that movie for real!
omg this is the amazingness I come to autostraddle for — not just the news (“trailer with tig comes out”) but the associated memeing and brilliance that will now make me queer a whole genre of formative films. thank you heather
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hahaha HEATHER
BRILLIANT
Why stop there? There must be some others we can replace
I did not know this was the thing I needed until I saw this and now this is the *only* thing I need.
How can you forget Tom Cruise in Cocktail? It would also add that much needed lesbian energy to the Outsiders.
With Diane Lane? Yes please!!!!
How have I never noted until now?? 🙈🤣
Amazing work lol. This…is perfect. Hollywood please do this.
Tig in Legend? Satan wouldn’t have a chance. Hasn’t been this roasted since Montero.
This is perfection. Ha! And thank you.
So what I got from that trailer is that the zombies are straight and the good guys aren’t. Which is QUITE a metaphor and someone should write that movie for real!
Tig Notaro in Interview With A Vampire!
omg this is the amazingness I come to autostraddle for — not just the news (“trailer with tig comes out”) but the associated memeing and brilliance that will now make me queer a whole genre of formative films. thank you heather
Tig Notaro doesn’t know who any of these people are
Yes!!! I am only watching this for TIG!!!!!!!!!