QUIZ: Which Queer Cat Are You?

Oh hey, is it still Halloween around here — yet somehow not October? Friends, it is! And so now it is time for another spooOOoOoOOooOooky quiz! Kind of? I mean, cats are Halloween-ish right? Doesn’t matter. The main thing is cats are universal and eternal and you’re lucky to be compared to one.

Which Queer Cat Are You?

What would you like from Starbucks today?(Required)
What's the all-time best breakfast cereal?(Required)
Choose a font.(Required)
What's your karaoke song?(Required)
Pick a journal!(Required)
Who's your favorite witch?(Required)
Which glasses would you wear?(Required)

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Heather Hogan

Heather Hogan is an Autostraddle senior editor who lives in New York City with her wife, Stacy, and their cackle of rescued pets. She's a member of the Television Critics Association, the Gay and Lesbian Entertainment Critics Association, and a Rotten Tomatoes Tomatometer critic. You can also find her on Twitter, and Instagram.

Heather has written 1448 articles for us.


  1. Option missing from first question: I want nothing from Starbucks and prefer a local coffee shop.

    All-time breakfast cereal? Shredded Wheat (it’s been my favorite since I was a kid; yes, I’m weird).

    Also, I got Goose in the quiz.

  2. I got Goose and I don’t know who that is but I DO know that I am actually an alien and it’s really nice to get validation of that fact in an Autostraddle quiz. Also I picked Moleskine because of the options listed, that is the closest, but I prefer Leuchtterm lolol. I felt it itmportant to note that.

  3. Thomas O’Malley: Mister Aristocat, if you please! You are one dapper tabby! Maybe you’ve been accused of being a dirtbag on occasion but your heart is gold and there’s nothing you wouldn’t do for the people — and pets — you love.

    That my friends is weirdly accurate! ;)

  4. “Lord Tubbington, Brittany S. Pierce’s pampered, vlogging, podcasting, superstar cat from Glee. You are not afraid of the bright lights and big city, even though you do need some time alone to recharge once you’ve dazzled all your friends — and fans! — with your presence on any given day or night. You’re not afraid of boundaries or sweet treats, and you absolutely deserve both.”

    I do dazzle indeed

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