Oh hey, is it still Halloween around here — yet somehow not October? Friends, it is! And so now it is time for another spooOOoOoOOooOooky quiz! Kind of? I mean, cats are Halloween-ish right? Doesn’t matter. The main thing is cats are universal and eternal and you’re lucky to be compared to one.
Heather Hogan is an Autostraddle senior editor who lives in New York City with her wife, Stacy, and their cackle of rescued pets. She's a member of the Television Critics Association, GALECA: The Society of LGBTQ Entertainment Critics, and a Rotten Tomatoes Tomatometer critic. You can also find her on Twitter and Instagram.
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Feeling very affirmed by having my glasses included in this quiz. (Third from the bottom, but I got Salem).
Mine are in there too! The second pair, and I also got Salem 🐈⬛
I had the first pair a few years ago!
Not one, but both pairs of my current glasses are included in this list. I am starting to think I am a walking stereotype. I do accept Salem since I already have a black cat that is probably plotting to overthrow something.
Also thrilled to see my glasses in the quiz – you have great taste in glasses: your glasses are my glasses.
Also thrilled to be Miss Kitty Fantastico because BtVS and Willow & Tara 5ever
Option missing from first question: I want nothing from Starbucks and prefer a local coffee shop.
All-time breakfast cereal? Shredded Wheat (it’s been my favorite since I was a kid; yes, I’m weird).
Also, I got Goose in the quiz.
also shredded wheat. also goose. lol
Salem feels like a good fit! Also shoes were a 3-way tie between birkenstocks, docs, and chucks which somehow feels like a result in and of itself (I picked docs in the end)
Haha yeah. Birkenstocks, Chucks and Docs are my respective summer, fall and winter footwear.
I got Mr. Piddles, but I have to ask: Is Calamity Jane in this quiz?
Yeah, Catra fits (even though I haven’t worn a suit in a long time ;_;).
Same! To both Catra and the suit.
I got Goose and I don’t know who that is but I DO know that I am actually an alien and it’s really nice to get validation of that fact in an Autostraddle quiz. Also I picked Moleskine because of the options listed, that is the closest, but I prefer Leuchtterm lolol. I felt it itmportant to note that.
Hello Kitty!!!!! I would also like to nominate Dear Daniel and Chococat.
I got Catra and didn’t even cheat, very affirming!
I got Salem. Now I am wondering if I am hiding my plans to take over the world even from myself.
Thomas O’Malley: Mister Aristocat, if you please! You are one dapper tabby! Maybe you’ve been accused of being a dirtbag on occasion but your heart is gold and there’s nothing you wouldn’t do for the people — and pets — you love.
That my friends is weirdly accurate! ;)
“Lord Tubbington, Brittany S. Pierce’s pampered, vlogging, podcasting, superstar cat from Glee. You are not afraid of the bright lights and big city, even though you do need some time alone to recharge once you’ve dazzled all your friends — and fans! — with your presence on any given day or night. You’re not afraid of boundaries or sweet treats, and you absolutely deserve both.”
I do dazzle indeed
I got Lord Tubbington, forgot what this quiz was about and thought “omg, was Brittany’s cat A WITCH?”
Thank you for another excellent quiz, HH