Over the many years of psychological torture known as the hit television program Glee, we were introduced to so many lesbian, bisexual, queer, gay and trans characters, and we often wondered which amongst these characters were most like ourselves. Today is the day we will find out, once and for all! The potential answers on this quiz do not represent the full spectrum of Glee queers — just the ones who were actually Glee Club members and whomst I remembered well enough to include in the quiz (does anyone remember Spencer Porter, the gay jock who joined the Glee Club for Season Six? I personally did not?!?!). Also I made the executive decision that Quinn counts because she had sex with Satnana and liked it, don’t @ me.
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Quinn absolutely counts. I support that executive decision, it was the right decision. The fact I got Quinn as a result? Even better
Big wins today!!
Wow I got Santana I don’t even feel worthy of that. (Fully convinced I’d get Kurt or Blaine.)
i love this for you!
“You’re Blaine, a loyal puppy with incredible stage presence!”
I was totally down to pick Janelle Monae for my favorite female pop star but then I remembered they’re non-binary. I don’t think she would call herself female. Change the wording maybe?
Was about to comment this!
fixed!
*Mamma Mia! (the exclamation point is part of the title)
My partner got Brittany, I got Santana, yes we are literally relationship goals
have you considered a brittany + santana couples costume for halloween, i was brittany once and it was fun
Quinn! This is great for the ego of high school me
I got Kurt, this was almost too easy.
I got Santana. I don’t really feel like I’m a Santana but then I remember all the times I was a b*tch to pretty girls when I was a teenager…
Also Quinn should definitely be on the list. She went back in for round 2!!
This quiz was a blast! Turns out I’m most like [insert result]. Such a fun way to celebrate diversity and the amazing characters from Glee.
Is this spam?? Mods? I didn’t click on the link
“Kurt, a brave young homosexual…” I could use some “Brave Young Homosexual” merch for sure!
Haha Brittany. Honestly not a bad win for me. (Also does that count as bimbo-ification? It’s been a long time since I watched Glee even though I have a couple box sets…)
I got Quinn. I’ve never seen glee so someone tell me about her please
Well, in the show she’s straight and got pregnant, lied about who the father was (finn), it was Pucks