Do you experience sandwich indecision? Generalized lunch indecision? Well, I am here to be your sandwich mommi and just tell you what to make/eat. And hey, if you don’t want to make the sandwich yourself, you can always order whatever result you get or go grab one from your local sandwich shop. (I previously did not have a good sandwich shop walking distance from me, but one opened this month, and I am THRILLED and perhaps thinking about sandwiches way too often, which has resulted in this quiz YOU’RE WELCOME.) I’ll also tell you a bit about your personality based on the sandwich, because why not! Also, recipes are provided for each sandwich! Get your lunch inspiration right here!
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya is the managing editor of Autostraddle and a lesbian writer of essays, short stories, and pop culture criticism living in Orlando. She is the assistant managing editor of TriQuarterly, and her short stories appear or are forthcoming in McSweeney's Quarterly Concern, Joyland, Catapult, The Offing, and more. Some of her pop culture writing can be found at The A.V. Club, Vulture, The Cut, and others. You can follow her on Twitter or Instagram and learn more about her work on her website.
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Egg salad truly is that bitch <3
Co-signing egg salad sandwich as that bitch
Grilled cheese? Well, I have made thousands of them, and they are delicious.
I do love a tuna sandwich
When summer comes around, I’ll try an open faced tomato sandwich. Sounds good
Cheddar apple would hit the spot, thanks.