Pull Up To The Bumper: A Butt Week Playlist

Welcome to Butt Week, friends! An entire week dedicated to butts and butt-adjacent stuff: how-tos, thoughtful essays, original art, pop culture critiques, music and more! You are absolutely not ready for this and yet it is happening to you, right now. Save Malic’s playlist so you can listen to it all week long! 

It’s Butt Week at Autostraddle, and I have one very important question for you: whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk? You better pull up to the bumper, bend and make your booty whop and shake it like a polaroid picture because it’s time for a playlist that celebrates the backside! From shoe-in’s ( “Bootylicious”) to corny classics (“Thong Song” — I had to) to queer punk deep cuts (“Political Asshole”), this playlist has something gratifying for every gay gluteus.

Even if the “dance floor” only exists in your apartment right now, these jams will have your rump shaking both ways (make you do a double take). If that’s happening in your PJ’s, more power to you and your bootylicious blue moon.

Drop your favorite butt-themed tunes in the comments!

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Malic White is a Chicago-based writer, comedian and actor. Follow Malic on Twitter and find upcoming shows on Malic's website.

Malic has written 38 articles for us.

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