“Butt Week has made me want to give a little extra TLC to my ass, to prepare it to be extra soft, plump, and ready to bite when I’m pushing it up against a girl under the covers in the near future.”
“Do you think he’ll notice if I just never come out of the bathroom?”
Check out these better butt plugs and toys for Butt Week! Our picks come in confetti, hardwood, stainless steel, tie dye (!) and more.
“Nothing, and I mean nothing, feels as nice as stainless steel on your asshole.”
You better pull up to the bumper, bend and make your booty whop and shake it like a polaroid picture because it’s time for a playlist that celebrates the backside!
Coloring pages of God’s greatest gift to humankind: butts!
We’re going to learn how to take a perfect butt selfie together in honor of Autostraddle’s Butt Week and your perfect butt.